35 degrees inside.. halp.. plz

35 degrees inside.. halp.. plz..

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Help yourself, I need to cold myself off from this heatwave.

anything short of 40c is perfectly fine

It's 5 degrees here.


I'm sad

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Euros can't handle heat

Big if true

>sweden
>35
It's colder here what the fuck.

lmao i'm enjoying a nice 15 degrees right across the border from you.

Lol just find a basement or something not that hard

put your head inside a microwave then turn it on

I'm totally on board with climate change because i want to witness the end of the world but man, this heat sucks

Go to pool?

9c here, I'm freezing

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18C here I love the autumn

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it's not that warm outside, my apartment is just incredible at getting hot.

>autumn

At least it's colder than in your moms pussy, faggot

Fuck off.

umm sweden are you okay?

Le schizo swede has arrived. Heat got into your brain or something

Yes, but I didn't come here to get berated like a second class whore.
So, /thread

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How so? Can't you open a window or something?

m'lady queens like you deserve to be respected!

*respects*

>Kola peninsula, june
>+8 behind my window
>there is no fucking summer in this shitty place

>35 degrees
>complains

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You wish you lived in Sochi?

Fuck Sochi, fuck Moscow, fuck any other city in this, uhmmmmm... "country". Shit, I hate Russia so much. WHY WAS I BORN HERE WHYYYYYY

Fuck this heat

You wish you could go to the Bahamas or something then?

You can always come to germany :)
We have loooooooots of great diverse people and many former russians who emigrated after the fall of the wall.
You will fit right in with the russian squatters playing cards, eating semechki and drinking vodka on the aldi parking lot.

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Ahahaha NO. It's too hard to migrate to Germany. And yea, I don't care about my ex-compatriots wherever they are. I don't like semechki, cards and vodka. I like whiskey. I don't want to squat on the parking, I want to work, to pay taxes to a normal country and I want to _never see again_ this bitches called "my countrymen".

Well, then I really wish you all the luck of the world.
This mindset of carrying your own weight and striving to become the best version of yourself is not all that popular in the west.
Also it is possible to find work in germany if you want to.
Most people on welfare just dont or dont want to work for a temporary employment agency or in construction.
But once you get citizenship and have worked for 6 years you automaticially qualify for a number of education and training programs and can even get into university, all payed for by the state.

>once you get citizenship
There is a problem of Germany as a recipient country. I have to live there too long time to get citizenship. And I can't speak deutsche Sprache. My friend, Sasha, lives in Berlin but he is a repatriate(not a migrant)
> can even get into university, all payed for by the state
That's cool! But I'm already study at university here. I'm future elctrical engineer.

Why not move to America or the Caribbean then?

USA isn't good as a recipient. Migration service of America works extremly slow, taxes are high but medicine is bad, all migrants are fucked by Trump.
Fuck Caribbean, is there an industry or internet? I want to migrate to Canada, there is a good climate - better then here, there are a job for me, I think, and migration servise is pretty good.

Why do you post like one then?

>My friend, Sasha, lives in Berlin
oh no

Use Fahrenheit you goddamn heretics

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>want to migrate to canada

nice joke, made me laugh

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Why?

Prepare your Lube, Putin's coming for dat Ass.

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need fan on
but scared of fan death

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Because he's so retarded he can't even look up a unit conversion calculator

use the fan timer, dummy

>all migrants are fucked by Trump.
No they're not, there's entire cities coming across the border each week.

How Americans communicated with people on the moon, if the hertz(hz) refers to the system that you deny

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Their Scientists use Metric.
But "MUH MURRICA"

He is a bus driver, he pays taxes.
wtf?

> Their Scientists use Metric.
It is explainable. All the same, they are educated people

jävla neger gå ut det är 14 grader

Det är fuking 30 grader ute

>tfw can understand it
it was a mistake

> >tfw can understand it
hello nongol

no

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31 grader i Stockholm, men det kan ju vara på grund av alla bilbränder.