I've wasted 2 months of pay on just the stupidest shit

i've wasted 2 months of pay on just the stupidest shit

someone just fucking gas me thanks

NEVER install uber eats and don't smoke also buy a smaller car or a scooter Jow Forums this is fucking ridiculous

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*SLAP*
IDIOT

SHUT UP

hhaha what an dumbbum

whats uber eats

YES MORE

wait new business venture slap op for $100

kot id get

checked

what

*SLAP*
SHUT UP
*SLAP*
SHUT UP

gay retard

the american slapper

Harder daddy

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*slap*
SHUT UP AND GOODNIGHT
*SLAPS MYSELF TO SLEEP*

Kot get

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an app where you buy takeout from a local restaurant but pay $5 extra and then some millenial with a car but no real job drives to the restaurant to pick it up for you drop it off at your door

If you want to be gassed go over to Jow Forums. Though their "gas chamber" is just a small room with a hole in it for a Jow Forumstard to stick his ass through

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*Bashes your teeth in*
Want some more?
*Punches your face*
Want some more?

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>NEVER install uber eats and don't smoke also buy a smaller car or a scooter
lmao isnt that obious???

YEAH WELL IT WASNT AT THE TIME IT SORT OF SNUCK UP ON ME

well I just bought a $200 jersey to a sports team that's losing if that makes you feel better

Is it too late to return it?

think so, I removed all the tags to wear it

>*deflects ur punches*
>*SLAP*
SHUT UP

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eeeeh?
Pretty good. But dodge this
*Throws punch*

ARE TRYING TO KILL HIM OR SOMETHING?

*backflips over you, completely avoiding ur punch*
heh, ur gonna have to try harder than that...*lights ciggarette and takes a puff then flicks it at u*

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>SORT OF SNUCK UP ON ME
You said the same thing about the dick in your ass.

Fucking lol'd

10/10 if troll
7/10 if copypasta