Masturbation is now a crime!

Masturbation is now a crime!
If you fap you die!

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i haven't missed a day since i was 12
am i immortal?

I SAID IS NOW A CRIME!!!!!!
NOW YOU DIE!
DECEMBER

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hands free fapping

DIE

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DECEMBER?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i'm still alive

yes
Death by old age

you monster

Suffer for your crimes against humanity

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Guess I'll die

there's a huge manatee?

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I'll give you money if you let me fap

Yes but don't call your mother that, it's very rude.

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Piss off.

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no
Stop fucking off yourself

I know you like money. How much do I have to give you so I can fap again.

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$25,000,000.99

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sent you a pm ;)

here we see the corruption inherent in the system

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I haven't received it yet
You see nothing....*Hands you $100* right?

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Check again

needs at least 50% bribe

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u gay retard?

Nope nothing could you send it again

MMMMMM deal
No are you?

Are you getting it now?

Send like two more times then I think I'll work

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Ye, why?

I had to sell everything I own, now I live in this

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youtube.com/watch?v=586Ujrz2R1k

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Cool now I have it, thanks man

No problem, at least I can fap now

Here fap to this

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Muh dick

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THAT'S MY BOY!

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My ass faggot

>Piss

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that's a pretty good house 2bh

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it always was