Im very lonely

Prove it!

Jordanfag is at it again..

how can i do that
:?

whats wrong

What do bois say when you put dick in their bumhole?

idk i never tried putting it inside anyone

take a wild guess

they probably would moan

Ok, confirmed for virgin. How do I get to Jordan?

plane
hitchhike
horseback

what was the correct answer to this question?

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Stop being horny.

its been a while since i last masterbated and im taking it out on this board

Same but I stopped being horny

you'll have to find it for yourself when tiny finn is going to dominate your butte
>almost $1000, 2 days of travel
jesus, why can't you fags live closer

how much is it through ryanair

how

mhm?

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Just stop thinking about it.

I've no idea, I don't think they even fly to russia.
I still have that screenshot I think lol.

yeah i just checked and the nearest to russia is through lithuania and its 22 euros

i can try

why do you think getting plowed will help?

eh, its mostly my shithole to moscow which is expensive
and that is what infuriates the shit of me about this board
for most guys here its $20 and 2 hours on a train and they can realistically meet and have fun, but they'd rather jerk off alone whining about tfw no bf

how far away are you from moscow
i didnt choose to be born this far away from cute gay people,euros dont know how easy they have it

i will do the plowing
or maybe not idk
if you like hairy bums be my guest
what could help is what happens after the plowing ends

8 hours flight at the very least

if you're really that desperate try dating sites, looking for a bf here won't work

damn
didnt know inhabited areas in russia can be that far apart

tried looking and most of the people that tried contacting me were ugly boomers
im just bored and came here to shitpost about my sexual desires

ye, its huge
republic i live in alone is as big is whole of europe and its less than 1mil people living here with pretty much no roads or transportation between towns

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sakha_Republic
im guessing its this one
i didnt see a single urban picture on google images
is it that remote?
how do you have internet

It is, you currently can't access it by anything other than plane cause navigation didn't start yet.
As for internet I literally am the reason why this town has inner fiber network since I planned it all out years ago, and federal company built fiber to this place 2 years ago or so, used to be sat before.

but you have a port at least,right?

Nope, its 200km away from here and its just another small town there.

how do you guys not starve
im assuming some things are kinda expensive because they have to be flown in

River freezes in the winter so they deliver by trucks, but for 4 months its all flown in and prices on goods that don't last too long tend to go 2-3x. Fruits/veggies/meat are a massive problem to come by. Shithole, duh.

why are people allowed to settle that far up north?
surely there's a better alternative

Fuck to find pooftah

i dont understand

these little shitters
Its honestly a monument to peoples massive delusion, natural diamonds are a massive scam and aren't used for anything, This whole town and industry is just a joke.

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i initially assumed coal town or something but it didnt look that depressing
maybe the situation will improve after some of the ice melts

i think if ice melts people will stop spending money on useless shit and this place will cease to exist lol

hey you never know
give it 50 years
also wow we deviated a lot from the original point of gay sex