Cringiest shit you've done

>be me
>first week of high school senior year
>insecure pseudo-intellectual phase
>take some philosophy-based class for English
>decide to impress the teacher by writing him a massively cringy email
>trying to look like a literary genius so I use a bunch of rhetoric that really comes across as insulting
>even mention my 2260 SAT for no fucking reason
>later that night I realize that was probably a really bad idea
>beginning of class the next day I go up to him and apologize
>he says "thank you" in the most relieved way possible
>ohshit.jpg
>later that day
>parents come home and ask why I wrote that email
>"what are you talking about?"
>turns out he forwarded the email to the principal, who then forwarded it to MY PARENTS, ALL MY TEACHERS, AND EVEN MY FUCKING GUIDANCE COUNSELOR
>next day he addresses the email in class while making it obvious I was the one who wrote it
TL;DR wrote a massively cringy email to a teacher, teacher let everyone else know about it

I STILL get shit for this 5 years later.

Pic actually related. I can't even think of Daria without cringing

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summer go back

>be me
>browsing Jow Forums
>see a wild greentext
thisismychance.pptx
>screenshot
>go to r/greentext
>check to see if it's been posted yet
>it hasn't
>post it
>check back hours later
>mfw it got more than 400 points
>mfw now I have over 3000 karma

now i'm gonna go post this one to r/greentext

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who
are
you
quoting

>>>/faggot"greentext"board/

What was the email about?
Why was he relieved you apologized?

I'd rather not say. He was relieved because of how fucking bad it was.

Is Jow Forumscraft dead again? I just joined and no one is on it.

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Dude. Post the e-mail. Come on. You know you want to. You still have it somewhere.

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WHY ON EARTH DID I COMMENT THAT IN THIS THREAD I WANTED TO MAKE A NEW THREAD ENTIERLY

christ i've lost my touch after not being on here since like 2018

Hello belgian poster, remember me? R doge?

How could I forget the sultriest voice on r/banter

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:,)

how come you've been gone so long

All my life leading up to this point is pure cringe

Cause bant went to shit, and I felt like playing minecraft like I used to back in 2013-2015

Has anything cool happened on bant in 2019?

I was thinking of making more videos but was like nah whats the point, I nearly finished writing this amazing grace parody called amazing race about nordicists like varg and stuff but cba to finish the last 4 lines

Also was gonna make a video about how the kikes control israel

Saudi burger?

No.

same old same old
some retard spamming and newfags sperging way too hard about it
some things happened but my memory is swiss cheese

>first year in high school
>have massive crush on this one girl
>make a fake email address and write her this cringy ass love letter
>send it
>wait holy shit, what did I just do
>log out and do my best to scrub it from my memory
>haunted me for a week, so I log in and check what exactly I wrote and if the girl ever replied
>she actually acted really nice and asked who I was, that the letter was sweet
>made me doubly embarrassed
>I have forgotten about the email address since, so I can't look back on it and remember exactly what I wrote

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>Cringiest shit you've done
Pretty much everything between age 4 and age 18.

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Reddit thread, do not reply.

yup

Post the email here or fuck off