>be me >first week of high school senior year >insecure pseudo-intellectual phase >take some philosophy-based class for English >decide to impress the teacher by writing him a massively cringy email >trying to look like a literary genius so I use a bunch of rhetoric that really comes across as insulting >even mention my 2260 SAT for no fucking reason >later that night I realize that was probably a really bad idea >beginning of class the next day I go up to him and apologize >he says "thank you" in the most relieved way possible >ohshit.jpg >later that day >parents come home and ask why I wrote that email >"what are you talking about?" >turns out he forwarded the email to the principal, who then forwarded it to MY PARENTS, ALL MY TEACHERS, AND EVEN MY FUCKING GUIDANCE COUNSELOR >next day he addresses the email in class while making it obvious I was the one who wrote it TL;DR wrote a massively cringy email to a teacher, teacher let everyone else know about it
I STILL get shit for this 5 years later.
Pic actually related. I can't even think of Daria without cringing
>be me >browsing Jow Forums >see a wild greentext thisismychance.pptx >screenshot >go to r/greentext >check to see if it's been posted yet >it hasn't >post it >check back hours later >mfw it got more than 400 points >mfw now I have over 3000 karma
All my life leading up to this point is pure cringe
Angel Gutierrez
Cause bant went to shit, and I felt like playing minecraft like I used to back in 2013-2015
Has anything cool happened on bant in 2019?
I was thinking of making more videos but was like nah whats the point, I nearly finished writing this amazing grace parody called amazing race about nordicists like varg and stuff but cba to finish the last 4 lines
Also was gonna make a video about how the kikes control israel
Saudi burger?
Evan Brown
No.
Eli Turner
same old same old some retard spamming and newfags sperging way too hard about it some things happened but my memory is swiss cheese
Logan Fisher
>first year in high school >have massive crush on this one girl >make a fake email address and write her this cringy ass love letter >send it >wait holy shit, what did I just do >log out and do my best to scrub it from my memory >haunted me for a week, so I log in and check what exactly I wrote and if the girl ever replied >she actually acted really nice and asked who I was, that the letter was sweet >made me doubly embarrassed >I have forgotten about the email address since, so I can't look back on it and remember exactly what I wrote