hello Jow Forums today is international penis inspection day! everyone stand in a line and show your bepper to me. we need to know if its healthy.
Hello Jow Forums today is international penis inspection day! everyone stand in a line and show your bepper to me...
Samuel Jenkins
Adam Wilson
how about i shoot you in the head instead
Brody Rodriguez
literally dont im gonna die user
John Jenkins
we don't do that here
Levi Harris
it is a internation thingy. now show of your bepper so i can see if it is healthy or not
Jonathan Hughes
this is embarassing but you may need this to see it
John Harris
i'm too shy to show bepper here
sorry
David Robinson
Parker Kelly
lies, and you are not a doctor
Benjamin Brown
i'm not sure that you're a real doctor nor a certified professional
Evan Perez
blacked shitsu
Ryan Gutierrez
awee im sorry about your size. will do.
*looks at your bepper with it*
hmmmm it looks healthy just that its a micro penis. have a nice day sir =w=
just show it to me :3 ( not literally)
fine! well ur peepee is probably unhealthy
yes i am a doctor. i have a phd is DICKS
im a proffesional penis doc
Zachary Young
Summoning the other horny Saudi
Blake Russell
Here we go, another worthless, gay cringe thread with uwus and owos that will hit the bump limit and serve no purpose aside from "Teehees" and attention whoring
Fucking hell since4pass, why don't you spam these?
David Carter
well if he is horny i can see his full lenght hehehe...
William Morris
i kinda believe that you know a lot about dicks but that doesn't make you a doctor
Eli Cook
no i won't show it you
people are already pointing out you're not a real doctor
you just wanna see beppers for free you perverted fuck
Hudson Powell
meh its fun
yeah it does!
IM A EXPERT!
Nathaniel Howard
I’m pretty sure if he finds this thread you’ll see it
Isaiah Fisher
why didnt you just say that?
*gets horny*
okay you need this to see it now. does it still look good?
Brayden Wright
ok sounds very legitimate, I guess I was wrong
Chase Roberts
polanon i've already explained to you that in norway we endorse attention whoring
Dylan Gray
*smug loli anime laughter*
woah! u can see it on goggle maps?! that means ur penis is so big it went back in time to when the pics were taken.
Dominic Gutierrez
ok, I won't complain, Doctortsu. Do what you need to
Connor Martin
i don't trust you, you perverted fuck
i'll go back to sleep
Grayson Ramirez
yes user. im very legitimate.
hehe... pull down your pants and underwear i need to see and touch. FOR REASEARCH OF COURSE!
hehe, yes go sleep user. go sleep...
Kayden Morales
I have a smoooooooooooooooooooooooooool benis.
Wanna see?
Jaxon Cook
the more you post the more i'm convinced you're not a doctor or an expert, but a pervert hungry for cock
you can go fuck yourself
Samuel Lee
*does... uh.. it?*
I trust norwegian medicine!
Cameron Wood
dont worry about smol beppers user. be proud. like me!
its hard to fuck oneself. also im a real doctor! your peepee might be infected with the cold. i have to check with my steth-o-scope on your dick
Austin Garcia
no hes an expert, he has a PHD and everything
William White
well for your penis to have a natural good grow i have made you a liquid full of hormones and vitamins you need ( is actually a aprhodisiac) you will need to drink this two times a day.
Aiden Phillips
why do ritsus thread always get more attention than mine? his threads always get 100+ replies while mine only get ~80. unfair!
John Richardson
u wanna know why? because its gay threads that are lewd. even if many protest against it there are tons of posters who are after this kind of content and my most succesfull threads are always gay, lewd and shitposty.
Justin Watson
my bepis is alright, i know it, don't need an expert to know that
cuz yours suck
Nathan Cox
um it feels weird but doctoritsu knows better
life is unfair :(
Nolan Wood
you sure? i have vast amounts of knowledge of the bepper!
mhm! trust me im the doc!
Caleb Sanders
you're not a true autist. being lewd seems to come too naturally for you. autists aren't like that!
Wyatt Long
yes i'm sure, don't care if you're an expert
Asher Lewis
what's now, doc? I'm healthy now?
Zachary Stewart
im Ritsu. not really a autist or anything. but some people say so. lewd comes naturally to me because i have talked lewd on the internet a lot
*looks at your non exsistant bulge*
user do you even have a penis?
Thomas Ortiz
spread the word! that Ritsu the healer of dicks is in the area!
Josiah Anderson
no such thing
Andrew Flores
yes i do have a penis, you perverted fuck
i thought you were an expert, why would you make me feel bad about my bepper size? fuck you
Robert Parker
im very sure it is. now pls provide your dick so i can examine if it is healthy or not
Grayson Nguyen
i didnt make you feel bad on purpose! im sorry...
Josiah Rivera
>spread the word!
everyone is now required to take the test from our best doctor. Or there will be consequences!
Bentley Johnson
yes you did it on purpose, you don't fool me
i would show it to you but that would be falling in your dirty tricks, so no
Liam Adams
yes they have to stand in line outside my doctor office then i touch and see their bepper when its not erect and when it is erect to see if it is okey. im a very nice doctor i just wanna treat everyone o3o
Brayden Campbell
your bepper is very important for your sex life. you really should get it checked out. *stares at your bulge*
Samuel Rogers
o-okay doc, it seems you know what you are doing
Jacob Flores
s-stop staring at my bulge please, i don't feel comfortable...
Thomas Flores
hehe so many boy peens to touch and play with.. i mean to examine!
Grayson Flores
not a single cock itt, just a bunch of dicks
Jow Forums used to be better before
Nolan Diaz
he does not know what he's doing, he's just a creep, don't fall on his lies!
Hunter Gray
very very important user... *stares at the ground*
Daniel Perry
i knew it
you are not a doctor, you're a pervert
i'm out of here
Landon Flores
hmph. im a expert. so i know that cock and dick means the same thing. your basically saying there are no dicks in this thread but there are? hmmm...
NOOOOOOO
Camden Foster
seems like this user is right
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Christian Thomas
no no im a real doctor pls dont go away im gonna treat your penis its gonna make it better pls dont go awayyyyyy!
Joseph Jones
pathetic
i'm gonna call the police on you
Justin Myers
ur a good doctor dont be sad!
Noah Taylor
based
Daniel Thompson
no im not a criminal! im a good citisen who wants the wellbeing for his people!
awee thankyu so much
Luis Jackson
no you're not, you just wanna touch peepees cuz you're a pervert + you are not a real doctor
the police isncoming for your ass boi
Zachary White
the police are coming for my ass!? oh heck. i better go quick
Mason Bennett
now that i know you're gonna get arrested i'll show you my cock just to make fun of you
Hunter Cook
dont tease the doc like that!
James Watson
cringe
Ryder Adams
you really want to touch it, don't ya?
Hudson Morales
yes i really wanna examine that...
Asher Ross
come closer then... ;)
Luke Scott
*comes closer*
let me get in close!
Josiah Scott
*bonks you in the head with a pan*
take that you fucking perv
hey look the police just arrived
police, take this fake perverted doctor to jail
Carson Morgan
*is bonked and a asleep*
* the police arrests you for assault*
*wake up in a hospital bed*
w-where did that user go!?
Noah Perry
oh no. ritsu-senpai you alright?
Brandon King
my head feels bad...
Parker Rodriguez
you're in the hospital of a prison for faking being a doctor and touching weewees illegally
i get out for self defense
Carter Murphy
*very careful pat* there there
Cameron Fisher
p-prison!? im gonna get raped and bullied! get me out of here!
awee thankyu so much kiri
Robert Butler
sorry bruh
should've not faked being a doctor and touched penises
you're now in prison for 15 years
Connor Martin
he's just a private doctor! Everything is legal and his lawyer will sort everything out!
Josiah Hughes
oh no... that is bad
yes this so much!
Jacob Lee
ritsu your little lewd thread didn't even break 100 replies. you've overestimated your power!
Carson Martin
he didn't post his tummy itt tho, thats unfair advantage
Grayson Ward
well im sorry :(
Nicholas Green
btw i told the other norwegian user that if you we're my pet i'd have neuter you because you're too lewd but kiriy told me not to, and didn't want to be put in a gulag so i had mercy on you. you better thank him.
Grayson Nguyen
whats neuter?! and why did i get spared. neuter is really bad right?
Nathaniel Russell
friendly reminder, he is underage and not for lewd but for blacked jokes and general life advice
Juan Kelly
>not for lewds
>for blacked jokes
i dont like the second. also if im not for lewds why have blacked jokes
Elijah Garcia
are you implying you're aroused by blacked jokes?
Blake Hall
neuter means snippy snippy and you do it to your dog when he is acting up and trying to rape everything. i had to do what kiriy said because he told me in secret that he works for putin and is trying to ressurect the ussr post ww3 and i don't wanna be put in a gulag so i had to comply.
what! there are no underage people on this website! haven't you read the rules?
Aiden Rogers
im not! but the jokes are lewd themselves.
i dont want snippy snappy! omg im sorry... fine i will be less lewd
Angel Walker
anyways post guttefitte
Robert Robinson
wtf this thread got weird(er) fast
don't listen, i think Forest is just jealous for all the replies
Blake Reyes
i'm not jealous! i got 300 replies on a flat earth thread on /x/ once. i have nothing to be jealous of!
Brandon Perry
>gutte
why its so different from swedish, wtf?
Noah Reed
jeg vil ikke poste guttefitten min!
oh you think so? but its only a thread tho
Landon Sanchez
idk. but boy swedish is poike and boy Norwegian is gutt
Owen Scott
i dunno.
boypussy in swedish = pojkfitta
boypussy in norwegian = guttefitte
do russians have a word for it?