>Be me couple of days ago >Go party at a nearby city where I used to go to university until I dropped out. >Eventually at the night I get pissed off at one friend of mine and I start drinking a lot. >Hit low point of the night when one thot I had been working on all night tells me she's trying to get laid with her ex
Here comes the fun part
>Say fuck it, I'm going to the bus station and just gonna spend the night there. >As I go out I see an old friend from university with her boyfriend and some gay guy who's friends with her. >Massive-drunkness ensues, I'm a social drunk btw.
Face forward 8 hours or so
>Wake up fully naked in this girl's house with a massive hangover >Gay dude fully naked next to me as well. We fucked >Look at the phone to see hour >See message from my worst (female) adolescence enemy wanting to hang out. Turns out that we made out. >Get dressed and get something from breakfast. Girl's laughing. Turns out I also made out with a 40yo woman.
So that's it. I'm now a fag I guess, as a gerontophile, and also dating my nemesis. She's hot tho so thanks for that drunk me.
oops, you seem to have posted on Jow Forums instead of Jow Forums. need a way there? here;
Connor Evans
We are on cool terms. I omitted the I fucked a guy part.
I think I used a condom, but the guy said he was a virgin anyways
Matthew Nelson
Wut
I'm not a usual poster, thought this was the place
Benjamin Stewart
He’s bullshitting, you can post greentexts anywhere, r9k is just an incel haven that has nothing to do with this, not sure why they’re asspained about it. How many parties do you go to regularly and how do you find them usually? I’d like to visit a fun party one day and screw a bunch of sluts. Sounds like your friends are really chill
>angry bots typing text strings
Cooper Watson
Literally any city. Just be confident and don't stutter, and you'll be fine.
If you want to go for the easy game, find those who are alone/seemingly sad.
Yeah, I was pissed at one of them for getting another girl I was working on for a while so...
Daniel Roberts
It's not necessarily parties, it's pubs and discos, if that's how you call them in English. Once or twice a week, but I'm no Chad either honestly
Noah Clark
tl;dr but how is life in Bulgaria? would it be safe to go there as a tourist?
Tyler Jones
>once or twice a week That’s really active user, I doubt most people on this website even do things like that. Sounds fun. How attractive are the girls over there? And if you could compare them to something. You’re more of a chad than most people
I mean maybe it is compared to America, but here it's the usual.
By our standards I'm quite antisocial (no social networks, just going out once a week, maybe every two weeks.
If you want some advice, if you are not a Chad, become friends with one. My group of friends are mainly Chad's and that's the story on how do I go out so much despite my compared-to-the-standard antisocial behavior
Thomas Thomas
based, will be buying my plane tickets tomorrow interesting, is it cheap there? was mainly interested in Bulgaria because it is cheap with lots to see
Ryan Reyes
Ah last piece of advice from a friend of mine for whenever you are in a conversation with a woman that you might want to woo.
You're going to have to be juggling with three approaches to the conversation:
Sometimes you will want to make non-edgy jokes to keep the conversation going.
Sometimes you want to poke some fun at her or at yourself. Not in a bad way like outright calling her a whore, but more along the lines of "Oh of course you were drunk, I mean I asked for your phone and you gave me a 16 number answer." That sort of mid-playful stuff.
You also want to flirt with her when the window comes. Maybe make subtle compliments about her body or similar.
Oh lastly, you want to set up a day to hang out to have some drinks or something. With my dear nemesis I said "wanna hang out to eat next week to see whether we still hate each other or we can sign a peace?"
That's about it. Also don't be clingy and uh... Rest is on the attitude
Luis Watson
If you're an American you're basically Rockefeller.
For reference, a tequila shot is about 1€
Joseph Carter
woah nice, guess I'll have to add it to my list of places to visit thanks Spainbro
Joshua Wright
>venezuelan without the weird accent Sounds nice. How thicc are they? I thought you were bulgarian for a second. Do women from the north looks different and behave different? What exactly makes them different really? Spain must be pretty chill to live in
Historically speaking, the north was a Christian land while the south was occupied by the moors.
This resulted in that nowadays the north is full of white people (similar to Texans or maybe even new Yorkers) while the south is a very well baked mixing between Arabs and whites.
I would be one of those, and I'd describe myself as a decently good looking white person but with Arab-like skin, brown eyes, and dark hair.
As for the women, very thicc. Very hot. Good tits. Good ass. I can only describe it as the winners of the genetic lottery, to a point that I prefer them over the Japanese women
Not too shabby, I’d imagine I’d like northern girls better. Post a pic of something comparable with what you deem a northern spaniard girl. Is it really true that arab moors left their admixture in spain? I thought spaniards were naturally tan in origin
>complains about a good original thread I’m sure you prefer gay porn threads over this faggot
