TFW too fat to breathe properly in sleep

>TFW too fat to breathe properly in sleep

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eat less fatty

in fact tell me how much you eat and your metabolism and i'll literally give you a meme plan
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you don't even need to exercise but i recommend a daily waddle around the block

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Start eating right and exercising you absolute lardlad

do something about it then, you lard gargling fatass

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why are you on Jow Forums instead of on a treadmill

>how much you eat
whenever I feel like it

>metabolism
???

how is that even possible? I don't do anything for like hmmmm 10 years and i only gained like 5-10 pounds.

...u do know what it is right?

When feel hungry, I grab food. I feel hungry a lot. But metabolism? No idea.

emm ok so emmm... Everyone has a different speed that his food is proceeded in their organism. The better the metabolism the less likely you are to be fat.

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Okay, I have an idea of what that is now. But I still have no idea what mine is.

Considering what you already wrote i think it's not that great or maybe just don't eat so much.
Ok question time. How often do you eat so much that you feel heavy and not good at all?

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you are the quintessential american

fat and fuckin dumb

I don't really eat in set times or in meals that much, I just snack throughout the day, and I guess it adds up.

Do you drink soda everyday?

Depends on what you're eating I guess. I've only got access to fast food and junk food.

On average every few days, yeah, but also juice, milk, coffee, etc. I mostly drink regular water though.

You don't sound like someone who is so fat.

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Not all fatties get excess calories through liquids I guess?

Junk food isn't exactly that filling, it's high in calories and they pile up quickly. This kinda makes it easier to be fat. I would avoid junk food, it's really cheap and convenient, and lasts quite a while.

Closest mc is like 3 km away so yea.

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Also the last time i drank soda was maybe a month ago? I live drinking mostly this

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Then lose weight fatto the lard ass.

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Yu again?

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lol of course you're american

this is a bait