Take Down the Fortress #2

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

Let's take down the fortress, Jow Forums.

Fortress HP: 100

Roll

0 - Get killed by an archer. (Can no longer reroll after this)
1 - Yell profanities at the fortress. (1 Damage)
2 - Fight against a guard. (Has 5 HP. Kills you if you don't kill him after 5 rolls. You can't reroll after he kills you.)
3 - Slash the fortress wall. (3 Damage)
4 - Adds 10 HP to the fortress.
5 - Try to break the door down with a log. (5 Damage)
6 - Releases two big dicked traps, raping you and an user that rolled before you to death. (Unable to reroll. If your roll was the first roll, only you get raped.)
7 - Get shield. (Protects you against one archer attack.)
8 - Get a boulder thrown at you, smashing you into tiny pieces. (Unable to reroll and get revived.)
9 - Burst through the wall with a tank. (10 Damage)
Dubs - Revive an user of your liking by giving them a (You).
Trips - A dragon in the fortress wakes up and kills everyone, causing a game over.

Good luck!

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Carter Hughes
Carter Hughes

First roll

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

You yell out profanities at the fort, dealing 1 damage. Fortress HP: 99.

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

this thread looks fucking dangerous

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Cameron White
Cameron White

You got: Shield. The next archer that hits you is unable to kill you.

Ethan Rodriguez
Ethan Rodriguez

I am safe?

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Robert Baker
Robert Baker

Nope. The boulder crushed you. The shield was too weak to handle it's weight, so you died. The shield only protects you from archers. Yer dead meat, user.

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

Roll

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Kevin James
Kevin James

Well, shit. Tough luck, user.

Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson

bros... I don't feel very good..

Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson

luckily kot have 9 lives

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Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

roll

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

You've dealt 5 damage to the fortress. Current HP: 94.

Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

rolly loli

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Asher Garcia
Asher Garcia

roll again

Angel Mitchell
Angel Mitchell

Okay, maybe I've made the boulder attack too overpowered...

Austin Collins
Austin Collins

A guard appears and attacks you!

Guard rolls:

0, 1, 2, 3 - Miss
4, 5, 6 - 1 Damage
7, 8 - 2 Damage
9 - 3 Damage
Dubs - Instakill

Alexander Ramirez
Alexander Ramirez

oh no

Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

6 get

Luke Parker
Luke Parker

You've dealt one damage to the guard. 4HP left. 4 turns left. You can do it, user.

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

You get: Shield. Archers can't hurt you now.

Henry Evans
Henry Evans

roll once more

Nathan Collins
Nathan Collins

You deal another point of damage to the guard. 3 HP left. 3 turns left.

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

roll for 9

Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

You miss. 2 turns left. You almost got a dub last time...

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

roll again

Dominic Stewart
Dominic Stewart

Miss. One turn left. If you could roll a 9 or a dub, you'll be saved.

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

serb bro is back!
roll!

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Michael Cox
Michael Cox

rolling for dubs

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

You are now able to revive an user of your choice.
Tough luck. In the last of his power, the guard slices your throat, killing you instantly.

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

Welcome to the underworld

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Alexander Mitchell
Alexander Mitchell

i save my australian friend
i roll!

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Charles Cox
Charles Cox

New rule about the boulder. When it gets thrown, it rolls down. Roll a 6 or higher to avoid it. All of the other anons have been made revivable to remove the unfairness.

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

Aussie bro revived. A guard attacks you!

Guard rolls:

0, 1, 2, 3 - Miss
4, 5, 6 - 1 Damage
7, 8 - 2 Damage
9 - 3 Damage
Dubs - Instakill

Xavier Carter
Xavier Carter

roll

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Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

roll.
surely the guard will perish.

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Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

Two traps appear out of nowhere and attempt to rape you and the american user that participated in the first game. The guard gets raped as well.

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

I'm gonna make it easy for you. Roll a 6 or higher to get away from the traps.
The guard was instakilled. Congrats, user.

Kayden Wright
Kayden Wright

Roll

Carson Russell
Carson Russell

You get a shield. You can defend yourself from archers now.

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

big roll!

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Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

You free yourself from the trap. The second time won't be so lucky.

Jaxson Morgan
Jaxson Morgan

ROLL

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

Roll

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

You deal 10 damage to the fortress. Good job user. HP left: 84

Aaron Williams
Aaron Williams

Dubs, you're free to revive another user.

James Torres
James Torres

big time roll again!

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Cooper Green
Cooper Green

i die a warriors death

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Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

You swear at the god forsaken fortress, dealing 1 damage. HP left: 83.

Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks

ty brate

roll

Easton Lopez
Easton Lopez

You got another shield. You can hand it to another user.
You're still alive.

Brody Ramirez
Brody Ramirez

Rollerino

Adrian Campbell
Adrian Campbell

i forgot the new rules. my bad.
roll!

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Benjamin Allen
Benjamin Allen

You deal 10 damage to the fortress. Congrats! HP left: 73

Evan Lee
Evan Lee

roLLE

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

FUCK

Easton Bailey
Easton Bailey

roll again,i give the shield to purple american user

Kayden Sanchez
Kayden Sanchez

You deal 10 damage as well! HP left: 63. You can revive someone too.
It's fine. Happens to the best of us.
Dubs. You can revive a fellow user.
You hand the shield to the ameribro and deal 5 damage to the fort. HP left: 58

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

Plus, you deal 3 damage. HP left: 55.

Wyatt Powell
Wyatt Powell

oh right i thoguht i got raped
well im reviving this guy then

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Chase Sullivan
Chase Sullivan

rolling

Joseph Jones
Joseph Jones

Roll

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

thank you serb bro, i take this generous gift.
fat rolls!

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Brody Turner
Brody Turner

ATTAAAAAACK!!!!

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Tyler Ross
Tyler Ross

So i’m back? Thank you.

Hunter Hill
Hunter Hill

You got revived by Also. Thanks to Swedish user, the castle got repaired. HP left: 65.
You can now revive an user of your choice. You guys are getting quite lucky with dubs now.
You deal 3 damage to the fort. HP left: 62.
You deal 5 damage. HP left: 57.
A boulder is thrown. Everyone roll a 6 or higher to avoid it.

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

Shit

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Michael Ward
Michael Ward

I'm not counting this one since I just now posted the boulder warning.

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

You rolled a 3. Double shit.

Levi Torres
Levi Torres

Rolling for six

Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

Ok roll

Hudson Cook
Hudson Cook

Oh no... it's trips. You know what that means. Tough luck anons. The dragon toasted everyone. Including the boulder. Better luck next time. I'll make the boulder attack less OP I swear.

Charles Roberts
Charles Roberts

roll!!

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Joshua Torres
Joshua Torres

aiiieee :,( next time!

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Wyatt Jackson
Wyatt Jackson

Sorry!

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

press F

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Austin Peterson
Austin Peterson

We'll get them next time, user

Cameron Perez
Cameron Perez

Definitely made the game harder now, haven't I?

Jaxson Flores
Jaxson Flores

RoLL

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

yus you did
its a real challenge now.

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Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

Mate. The game is already over. You'd be dead anyway even if it wasn't.

Logan Hall
Logan Hall

i summon BOSNIAN SPOOKY KNIGHT!!!!!!!!!

Brody White
Brody White

SPOOKA SPOOKA SPOOKA...
BOSNIAN SPOOKY KNIGHT casts SHADOWED SPELL

Gavin Moore
Gavin Moore

WtF HOW YOU RAPE GHOST? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA bleh (im dead)

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