Take Down the Fortress #5

After the last fortress got destroyed by an Irish man swearing at it, another one got built. Let's take this one down, Jow Forums.

Fortress HP: 125

Roll

>0 - Get killed by a crossbow wielding archer. (Not much of a difference, but you get killed anyways. Can no longer reroll after this.)
>1 - Yell swears at the fortress. (1 Damage)
>2 - Fight against a ninja. (Has 6 HP. Kills you if you don't kill him after 5 rolls. You can't reroll after he kills you.)
>3 - Slash the fortress wall. (3 Damage)
>4 - Adds 15 HP to the fortress.
>5 - Try to break the door down with a log. (5 Damage)
>6 - Releases flaming rolling logs at you. Roll a 7 or higher to avoid getting killed.
>7 - Revive a dead user of your liking.
>8 - A mage electrocutes you and an user that rolled before you.
>9 - Burst through the wall with a tank. (10 Damage)
>Dubs - Double damage.
>Trips - A rocket system under the fortress activates, causing it to fly away. Or, simply put, game over.

Good luck!

Hall of fame:

American Animeposter (Been there since the beginning and hasn't missed a game since.)

Irish user (Dealt the final blow on the 1st fortress and got trips twice.)

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come on bby

A ninja comes out of the shadows and attacks!

Ninja rolls:

>0, 1, 2, 3, 4 - Miss
>5, 6 - 1 Damage
>7, 8 - 2 Damage
>9 - 3 Damage
>Dubs - Instakill

I'll play
roll

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#8 = death?

Rolling log attack! Roll a 7 or higher to avoid getting killed.
Great job. You can now roll normally.

roll

Yes. Also, you swear at the fortress, dealing one damage. HP left: 124.

You miss. 4 rolls left.

attack

rln

can i save these?

You can save this for when someone dies.
Dubs! You can now deal double damage.

flaming bus attack

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rln

if the fortress flies away doesnt that mean the fortress is no longer a threat to us?

You deal 3 damage to the fortress. Even though the attack was avesome. Current HP: 121.

rolling

the objective is to take it down

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9 get

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You deal 10 damage to the fortress. Current HP: 111.
Nope. It's an evil fortress. Also, you and Polish user died.
You deal 2 damage to the ninja. 4 HP left. 4 turns left.
You burst through the wall with a tank! Nice. 10 damage. Current HP: 101.

can i revive myself?

Yes.

why the hell not

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Yer already dead mate.

i revive the polish user instead

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Which one? The one that just died or the other one?

,

the one that died because of me

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looks like I'm dead

You miss. 3 turns left.
Alright. The first Poland user (With the Pink ID revived.) Also, you deal one damage to the fortress. Current HP: 100.

You deal 1 damage to the ninja. 2 turns left. 3HP left. Good luck user.

is this roll valid?

Nope. Also, you deal 5 damage to the fortress. Current HP: 95.

roll

rln

You miss. One turn left. Only a 9 or dubs can save you now.
You deal 3 damage to the fortress. Current HP: 92.

Also, saved you from the trips.

rln+1

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roll

fug

wish me luck

You and Australia user get zapped. The ninja got zapped too.
You deal 10 damage to the fortress! Great job! Current HP: 82.

rollin

You deal 5 damage to the fortress. Current HP: 77.

marlin the virgin wizard uses fire stick

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Even though he's dead, his virginity will live on.

roll

Flaming rolling log attack! Roll a 7 or higher to dodge.

c'mon

Fuck you fortress

Not only were you squashed, but your body got burned. Nice.

You deal 3 damage with advanced swearing. Current HP: 74.

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Kek. Guess we have to wait for the American user to roll a 7.

you mean me?

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Maybe I'll die?

ill revive

Double sevens. You can deal double damage and revive someone.

Actually I want the fort to fly away

>not in the hall of fame for making the dragon go away
Also roll

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You revive Sweden and deal 10 damage to the fortress. Current HP: 64.
The fortress gets repaired. Current HP: 79.
Dubs! You can deal double damage.
Sorry user, I'll add you in the next one. Anyway, 10 damage. Current HP: 69.

The ninja grows impatient and slices you in half.

Back!

Time for the log rape.
You know the drill user. Roll a 7 or higher.

grand

Dubs! You've received the power of waterbending, which means the flaming logs have been taken care of and double damage. Don't die.

Rowl

The notorious 20 damage! Good job! Current HP: 49.

Fortress fear baguette tank

Here we go again...

Roll pls.

RHHHHH

You know... I'm considering to put you in the hall of fame as the guy that got raped by logs the most.

I'll be right back. I have to do some things, but I'll make sure to respond to everyone when I come back.

Yay! Okay I charge the fortress again!

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Drat! I’m dead again!!

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Sorry, anons. I had to feed my dog. (Pic related). We'll have to wait for a new player to arrive and revive others.

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roll

A ninja appears from the shadows and attacks!

Ninja rolls:

>0, 1, 2, 3, 4 - Miss
>5, 6 - 1 Damage
>7, 8 - 2 Damage
>9 - 3 Damage
>Dubs - Instakill

Roll of death

screw this ninja,

roll again

another one

i'm dead just like this thread

immmm laaaaattteee
roll!

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i'm on the hall of fame! very cool!

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you can revive someone!

i would like to roll

hmmmm

i need to see who i can revive...

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Welp, my power went out. Completely. I'm really sorry.

Welp, you said it yourself. You're dead.
You swear at the fortress and deal one damage. Current HP: 48.
You're now able to heal an user of your liking.
You deal 5 damage to the fortress. Svaka čast. Current HP: 43.
You deal 5 damage to the fortress. Current HP: 38.
You can now deal double damage!

aaaA roll

You yell swear words at the fortress and deal 1 damage. Current HP: 37.

i hope you're okay serb bro!
i also revive rollll!

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