After the last fortress got destroyed by an Irish man swearing at it, another one got built. Let's take this one down, Jow Forums.
Fortress HP: 125
Roll
>0 - Get killed by a crossbow wielding archer. (Not much of a difference, but you get killed anyways. Can no longer reroll after this.) >1 - Yell swears at the fortress. (1 Damage) >2 - Fight against a ninja. (Has 6 HP. Kills you if you don't kill him after 5 rolls. You can't reroll after he kills you.) >3 - Slash the fortress wall. (3 Damage) >4 - Adds 15 HP to the fortress. >5 - Try to break the door down with a log. (5 Damage) >6 - Releases flaming rolling logs at you. Roll a 7 or higher to avoid getting killed. >7 - Revive a dead user of your liking. >8 - A mage electrocutes you and an user that rolled before you. >9 - Burst through the wall with a tank. (10 Damage) >Dubs - Double damage. >Trips - A rocket system under the fortress activates, causing it to fly away. Or, simply put, game over.
Good luck!
Hall of fame:
American Animeposter (Been there since the beginning and hasn't missed a game since.)
Irish user (Dealt the final blow on the 1st fortress and got trips twice.)
You deal 10 damage to the fortress. Current HP: 111. Nope. It's an evil fortress. Also, you and Polish user died. You deal 2 damage to the ninja. 4 HP left. 4 turns left. You burst through the wall with a tank! Nice. 10 damage. Current HP: 101.
You revive Sweden and deal 10 damage to the fortress. Current HP: 64. The fortress gets repaired. Current HP: 79. Dubs! You can deal double damage. Sorry user, I'll add you in the next one. Anyway, 10 damage. Current HP: 69.
Zachary Carter
The ninja grows impatient and slices you in half.
Jack Perez
Back!
Hudson Smith
Time for the log rape. You know the drill user. Roll a 7 or higher.
Jason Fisher
grand
Ayden Roberts
Dubs! You've received the power of waterbending, which means the flaming logs have been taken care of and double damage. Don't die.
Logan White
Rowl
Liam Green
The notorious 20 damage! Good job! Current HP: 49.
Luis Watson
Fortress fear baguette tank
Luke Morgan
Here we go again...
Roll pls.
Jeremiah Fisher
RHHHHH
Hudson Edwards
You know... I'm considering to put you in the hall of fame as the guy that got raped by logs the most.
Dominic Price
I'll be right back. I have to do some things, but I'll make sure to respond to everyone when I come back.
Welp, my power went out. Completely. I'm really sorry.
Liam Martin
Welp, you said it yourself. You're dead. You swear at the fortress and deal one damage. Current HP: 48. You're now able to heal an user of your liking. You deal 5 damage to the fortress. Svaka čast. Current HP: 43. You deal 5 damage to the fortress. Current HP: 38. You can now deal double damage!
Mason James
aaaA roll
Jace Nelson
You yell swear words at the fortress and deal 1 damage. Current HP: 37.
James Lewis
i hope you're okay serb bro! i also revive rollll!