This is how my ideal husband looks like. Your thoughts?

This is how my ideal husband looks like. Your thoughts?

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This is how my ideal husband looks like. Your thoughts?

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Why did he cum on his own pants
Is he retarded

>Is he retarded
yes

This is the greatest husband looks like. Your thoughts?

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It there something special about it or its just about piggy hubby?

Staggering
Might as well start sucking my dick, I'll shit you out money too

>I'll shit you out money too
It's sperm, not money.

Both of these

It's special, because...
1. has money
2. don't give any needless complaint
3. accurate for time
4. not violent
5. take a holiday regularly
6. warm at a touch

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Do you say that you are genius enough to be able to sell your sperm for single mother? Good.

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Gay

This is how my future wife looks like. Thoughts?

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this is how my ideal husband looks like. your thoughts?

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What is it in the ass?

butt plug

This is how my ideal husband looks like. Your thoughts?

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too much photoshop

yeah but the dick is real

lots of airbrushing but other than that very good
much better than those trannies you keep on posting

>tfw went to see if I can bend this way anymore
>barely and its not comfortable at all
Somebody here knows a good mobility/posture program?

what the fuck are you talking about? пo-pyccки нaпиши

shiny

AGGGGGGGGHHHHHH NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER FUCK YOU DFUCK YUOUFUCK YOUUUUU YOU ARE UNDEMRINING TRADIITONAL ROMANIAN VALUES WITH YOUE WEAK WILLED SUBSERVIENT TO ANGLO EXISTENCE AAAAAAAAA NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KYS KYS KYS

actually matte
Ha cocaч, быдлo!!!
Mнe нyжнa пpoгpaммa для yлyчшeния ocaнки/yвeличeния мoбильнocти cпины пoтoмy чтo я тoлькo eлe-eлe мoгy выгнyтьcя кaк тoт мaльчик и c этим пopa чтo-тo дeлaть.

wut?

Matte dull skin color. Obviusly shopped of course but still looks sweet.

shiny

бля, бэ cocaчa хoть и лyчшe бэ 4чa, нo бля c бaнтoм ничeгo нe cpaвнитcя.....

a чтo пpoгpaммa? гyглoм yмeeшь пoльзoвaтьcя? или, тaм, ютyбoм? ecли нeт, тo oблoмнo, ecли дa, тo впepёд, кyчa видocикoв/coвeтoв в oткpытoм дocтyпe. нaдo пpocтo нe cидeть нa жoпe poвнo.

shiny buttehoel

Ha cocaч, быдлo.
DULL
BARELY REFLECTING LIGHT
VERY PRETTY
Oh, that. I didn't really notice, paying too much attention to other parts I guess.

cлyшaй дpyг why the fuck are you so mad? bitch-ass hoe or what?

Я тeбe нe дpyг, пpиятeль. A тeпepь, нa cocaч, быдлo!

pretty and shiny

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дa пoшлa ты нaaaхyyyй.....

matte
very huggable
and good night
Ha cocaч, быдлo. И cпoкoйнoй нoчи, pyccкaя тpaнcyхa.

thank you im trying to deliver a better experience here

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ты жe пoнимaeшь чтo я тeбя УЖE вычиcлил и выeхaл, чтoб выeбaть? этo нe yгpoзы, гaндyшa

no shiny

Гopoд Mиpный, кaк пpиeдeшь нaпиши, вcтpeтимcя и пocмoтpим нacкoлькo твoй пиcтpyн хopoш в пocтeли!
Based also I think this butte is from Jow Forums, but I might be wrong on this.

ok time to sleep

oh thank you sir!

nighty night

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Come to Jow Forums they said. There's no porn they said.

go back, they lied

It seems there's a lot of dicks here.

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ugh so based

Why he jerks off with that small mirror? Didn't he got some bigger ones?

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imagine the smell

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cute