I was retarded and shaved my pubes and it fucking hurts

I was retarded and shaved my pubes and it fucking hurts.

How do I fix this

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drown yourself

haPPENS TO ME EVERY TIME . HAVE FUN WHEN IT STARTS ITCHING AHAHAHA

How do you even achieve this

It's literally itched the past two weeks. I shaved the 14th

what the fuck
what kind of razor did you use

Shit razor with soap as shaving cream

A woman's for legs/arms

why are most americans so dumb

But why did you go for it if you knew you didn't have shaving cream nor a good razor at hand

My standard operating procedure for shaving my face is rubbing a bar of soap on my face and running a razor over it in the shower. I do that daily and have no issue

Please tell me you're baiting

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This, used to do it with q cheap razor without a mirror in the shower. Real men hours.

I'm not. I always keep a clean shave and I've done this since I was a teen

Lose weight, tubby.

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FUCK YOU

I was about 220 lbs. I'm 195 now, aiming to hit 180 and bulk back to like 210 in muscle

aloe or lotion.

go to dermatologist, retard, they will put you on antibiotics
also throw away that razor cause its obviously full of bacteria
next time lather and exfoliate before shave and use moisturizing cream/gel/lotion/whatever

no one

never shave, always trim

or just trim off the top (electric razers have a buzzer) and dont razer off the entire thing. you're not a porn star (and is Irish).

Get a pin or tweezers and pull the hairs out. The red bumps are ingrown hairs because your pubes are coarse and not used to being shaved. Looks like you have a few hours of fun pulling ingrown hairs out, I envy you as I enjoy doing that kinda stuff.

It happened to me once, I had to remove hairs from under the skin with a clamp since that day I only use a electric razer and the normal razor for the testicles

t. don't know how to correctly shave

Remove penis

Teabag yourself until it is fixed

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I would rub some topical antibiotic to prevent a infection and Also maybe rub anti histamine cream on the affected area. In the future go slowly and apply generous amounts of shaving cream. When I was younger, I accidentally did the same thing itches like a mother.

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i know this shit,onse i have tried to use nail scissors and it has been itching very hard. After that i prefer to not touch my pubes and balls. you should use something to stop the inflammation.

No one can possibly mess up this bad.
Can you even get a boner without hurting yourself?

>tfw no bf

>Tfw bf told me to do this

>tfw you aren't fucking a femboi

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>he is a fat lard and has a bf
unfair desusenpai

Poor russian why no have bf

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No bfs to chase so no bf.

Also russia and gay is like being black in the 60s

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>that feel when no bf (banana frappe)

>nail scissors
jus use gסld bond when you cut your pubes sharp like that.
worst mistake I've made was using an electric razor on ball sack, I've learned that a guarded beard trimmer is the best method.

if you want to have smooth, wax.
if you trim/cut and its irritating skin, use gסldbond. (sideburn trimmers w/o guard get close enough to not be long enough to irritate skin nor cut skin from shitty blade, also cheaper than beard trimmer since they usually are part of an electric razor)
if you shave, use a clean razer and antibiotics because you're dumb for even shaving down to skin there and will get ingrown hairs and infections with a bad razor.
(don't use an unguarded trimmer on balls/shaft unless you know what you're doing and are very careful to keep skin taught, just a scissor trim will do)

>get close enough to not be long enough
cuts in gסldilocks zone, hair is just short enough to not irriate when walking, and far enough that the trimmer cant irriate and infect skin.

user who just shaved pubes and balls today here.
Were you doing it with a sandpaper or something?
What the hell, just use Gilette Mach 3 or something like that and everything will be as clean and smooth as a femboi's.

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>tommorow
>guys I shaved my balls and pubes yesterday and its all itchy
can't wait

Doesn't itch at all afterwards, believe it or not.
Maybe it's because I use a little bit of after-shaving cream after that.

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do it for him
don't forget to wash your penis bucko

dont pull your skin when you shave. it causes the hairs to be cut below the skin, resulting in ingrown hairs.

Use proper shaving cream, a fresh razor, and after shave next time. Use cortisol cream to reduce itchiness. Consider saving up for electrolytic hair removal if aesthetics are important to you and your mate. Your face is less sensitive and more durable than any place that the sun don't shine on.

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Dumbass lmao

do americans really

I prefer being hairy and ugly than having these wounds.

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wax instead nerd

haha gay

use high quality emo cutter or how this thing is called also shave from up to down

>up to down
yeah do that

kek

or down to up? idk just dont be retarded as me

with the grain so up to down on something like that

there's an entire planet full of better ways to do it than using a razor but if that's what you have you should do it like that

What the fuck?
Hey Americunt, I know your kind is dim but to shave you need to drag the razor across your skin not just stab your hair.

idk man i have no idea about grains ughh imean from head to feet uknow