>"repeated attempts to make contact with affiliates in Tehran have gone unanswered. Locals miles from the city reported a blinding flash followed by what was assumed to be an earthquake in the general area of the city".
Does this have anything to do with the world wide internet outage this morning?
Is this the end bros?
fake and gay
but I want to believe
Remember to report every single one of these slide threads.
SOURCE YOU NIGGER, GIVE US A DAMN SOURCE YOU BURGER FUCK
Says who?
Fuck you and source
This is the single lowest effort LARP I have seen all month
dont lie on the internet you filthy time wasting stupid spamming idiot retard loser do-little bad-at-video-games bad-at-life artistically challenged troll
Frequency 33-600 are going crazy right now, this might be the real thing
Substation 47 offline too
Now is the time to accept ashtar, don't resist, he will come for you so long as you let him
Im there now nothing is happening
fucking fake and gay kys fag
Damnit why couldn't we bring some Persian broads over here before dropping the bomb. They always have exquisite feet.
Pleadian faggots plz go
several sources are claiming iran did a nuke test
i'm not posting that shit again, check this bread for OSINT regarding it
This guy is right, what the hell is zogs problem
That’s great. It’s starts with an earthquake. Birds snakes and airplanes flying over my house.
I’m sure scared bros.
source?
Why would you get everyone's hopes up like this? It is highly inappropriate, now apologize.
SkyKing messages?
wasn't an internet outage but Cloudflare fucking up a update rollout which lead to a zombie process spreading across their infrastructure
still want to believe tho
If a nuke had been detonated over Tehran, the MSM would be shrieking their heads off.
But the sun is shining, birds are chirping...
And summerfags are posting endless "happening" shitthreads.
This im triggered... Jow Forums is my safe space for happenings.
too bad,, I was hoping for dead sandniggers
>no link
op sucks cocks, sage
lol saved