I edged for 4 whole hours and came buckets about 5 minutes ago. Made a mess all over myself...

I edged for 4 whole hours and came buckets about 5 minutes ago. Made a mess all over myself. What are you doing this friday night?

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proof it

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I haven't slept for almost 24 hours

That's hawt.
I might go out to the bars on fremont to see if I can find a cute girl/boi to spend some time with then inevitably disappear when I'm done with him/her....usually when they go to the bathroom.

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>BiG
>Ben

I wish I could have drank that, user..

You can come over anytime, to prove whether it is true or not of course, nothing else is implied.
What's preventing you from sleeping?
>might
Staying inside being comfy sounds good too. Do you actually get done with people? Didn't you say you're a huge slut?~
You'd probably be unable to drink all of that anyway, there's just too much. Go to your local store and buy some of pic related. Don't mind the product name, it's a typo. No homo.

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>Do you actually get done with people?
Yup. Some people I just want them to give me those flirty come fuck me eyes then bail out the bathroom window. Others I want them to never forget me but either way very few people keep my attention enough for me to want to do anything lewd with them. The easier they are the less I want from them and therefore get done with them quickly.
I can hop between 5 or 6 bars and not spend a dime just flirting with people and working the room.
>Didn't you say you're a huge slut?~
Of course silly boi that's why this thread got me in the first place dirty messy cummy boi u3u
A big part of being a slut is understanding that you can't just go around banging everyone because not everyone is worth it. I LOVE making someone fall for me though so bar flirting is way more fun than you would think.
In fact I think I am gonna go out tonight. You've convinced me.

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What about your wife?

She's actually encouraging me going out knowing full well what I intend to do. NOBODY is getting pp tonight.
Just because I have a wife doesn't mean I'm not still a sexual person who wants to flirt with tons of people and be objectified. It doesn't just magically go away once you get married.

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good luck with your prostate user
your doc's baguette might probe yours

theres a name for that1? Fuck man and here i was thinking my style of jerking off was special, oh well

I spy with my little eye a faggot out of place.
Ask her yourself if you've got the ability. I wouldn't be posting it here if I didn't know she could see it homo.

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So your plan is to flirt then ghost them?

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You make that sound like it's a bad thing.
Shoo ghost you can't spook me today.

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i can't comprehend how people have the energy/ patience to edge for that long

>tfw no bf to edge for hours on end, watching him writhe in pleasure as I bring him to the brink of orgasm dozens of times

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I’m fine with it tbdesu.
*poofs and leaves behind a fading laughing ghost*

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I never really stuck with this anime
>literally dropped it at episode of the season
But I remember the elf boy being bat shit insane from a webm in /a/ and breaking someones bones for the LoLz. I find it funny how he's the furthest back in the isle too, really adds emphasis how he's well I guess you could say unique.

>What are you doing this friday night?
Get fresh air, it was nice. You should try it sometime instead of being a faggot on the Interwebs.