The ABSOLUTE STATE of American Man

>regular Jow Forums poster
>maga guy
Pick one

>Some people really bought this shit

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>sold out

>pizza icon

Literally bought the most useless thing on earth, this girl is so ugly, I'm starting to think it's a Mossad operation to turn Americans into cunts

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does Jow Forums really not know? global economy

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Doesn't matter. There are two types of people: Humans, and demons. The demons blow their savings on delphine.

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Proofs?

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lol just show his twitter, hes an online personality.

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>Stick finger in ass.
>Place finger in water.

I just saved you 30 dollars.

The person who runs that account has a satirical youtube channel, dumb dumb.

Fucking KEK. Hilarious.

>1 guy
>still reposting this as if its newsworthy

The only reason you see this is because the same retards keep posting it here.
Not News
Not Politics
Not Relevant

thats a boi user

>wanting to go down on a woman

Well it was a good run humanity.

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I see it as a way to post webms I normally wouldn't post because the thread is going to be deleted anyways.

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that pics kinda sad desu.

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that shits boring who cares, let me know when someone is selling gamergirl toilet water that’s actually worth the money

wait, that's not how you guys eat a banana?

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you guys realize this shit is going to be worth bug bucks in 35 years when were all old and meme history is studied extensively by sociologists right?

The proof is his channel, posts, his article and interview on the daily caller. Going to Berkeley to argue with antifa

>Some fag on reddit posted that his friend blew his kids college savings on Belle Delphine the ewhore and his wife divorced him, idk if he was trolling but all the losers clamoring to worship this whore makes me think its true
people literally wire their life savings to some random dude in nigeria who randomly e-mails them one day claiming if they wire their money out they are gonna get like 100x in return, so it makes sense that some thirsty idiot hands over his (or his family's) money to some mediocre white girl using lots of makeup and filters to make cutesy videos on the internet thinking it might impress her and she falls for him or some shit
retards have always gotten scammed out of their money and no amount of regulation is ever going to change that

Those kids are unironically probably having more fun than the average 1st world shut-in gamer

I’ve never seen this guy before in my life nor have a fucking clue who he is, can you quote something?

What about this one?

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he made videos making fun of antifa and the entire protests in general, its how he got notoriety and im sure it made him some money too.

Is this a girl (boy)

This, thot water will be an extremely rare collectors item after they are all purged.

Maybe there was only 5 flasks available

I’m pretty sure this bitch just fills a bathtub full and puts some soap in it and bottles this shit without actually using the bath.

If you have to ask, the answer is almost certainly yes.

I gave myself an enema with the jar I bought.

I want to drink her piss

How the fuck could she sell out? Does she only bathe once a year? Hell, she could just fill infinite jars of water from her sink, nobody would know the difference.

I don’t know anymore.

>tfw would be able to make a profit in investing in thot water

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>goddess elixir
It's not even pussy juice, what a fucking retard.

>hanging out with friends and playing fighting games is sad

Maybe you've been doing it wrong this whole time

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Hard pass. Hmu when she sells fermented gamer girl foot sweat

What about the DNA ? Imagine cloning an army of cuties just for your pleasure. Should there be enough DNA in that water? She should sell piss or blood.

>Going down on a woman
blerrgh

>when I realize she's literally what I would do if I was a girl

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white men everybody lol

Oooo no.

>going down on her
what are ya som kind of fag?

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uwu

I bought it to send it to 23nMe and see if this really has DNA in it and how much of her is a jew. If the result come back empty I'm going to sue this swindler.

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By now my erection says anything is good if it looks good.
And I always had pride in not being a fag...

>Christianity
>Not a religion full of psychos and retards
Legitimately, seek mental help

lol

>being repulsed by pussy
I would never suck the dick of a man who wouldn't eat my pussy in return.

absolute

She ran out of jars user

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weapons grade kek

the absolute

And how do you suppose you’ll get any dna out of it full of soap?

What was in the water that killed him?