It finally came Jow Forums!

It finally came Jow Forums!
What's inside?

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the bullet to your dignity

your last will and anthrax

don't open it
it contains horrors beyond human understanding

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Alice's dickpic.

Why is there a picture of karen in here?

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Every page is just part of a giant picture of my schlong
The picture is to scale btw

>picture is to scale
So much wasted paper...

I thought that was a QR code on every page. Gross. It's so small.

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aaaaa stop it stop it stop reading

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Ah, I see that your tranny pills came early.

Wow there's a lot of stuff in here about Koreans, Irish and Italians. Why?
There's actually a free sample.

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because they're all dumb stinky homo men

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based

Ah satan I see you're spreading lies again. There's a nice article on Forest and Ritsu. That's cute.

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stinky homo article about stinky homo men

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Th-there's Korea gay boy sweat in here :O

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how do you put sweat in a magazine?

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It's in a sample bag taped in one of the pages on Korea boy love. They only want $10 for a 20oz bottle of Korean gay boy sweat.....should I buy some?

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no wtf

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bad dragon catalogue?

but it smells really good and it's so salty.....
I think there was a coupon for the T-Rex but that's all I saw.

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eww stop it no sweat and dildos and gay stuff

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I drank the whole bag and I've already placed my order for 2 bottles.....w-what else is in this magazine.....

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S-see if there are any bfs or mail-order husbands in there for me

wat

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I think I saw a couple in the ads section but most of them are in Russian and appear to be swimmers over 30.
You're in here too. Weird. You spooged all over yourself and made a big mess? They really covered it in detail.....

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why would you drink some korean guys sweat water?
please burn the magazine before we discover what other horrors it contains

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Because it was tasty smelled good and was very very fragrant. There's a section on strong boys......

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no

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