Please give boyfriend

Please give boyfriend

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are you grill?

prease give girrfriend i am young man very sexy

How badly do you want one?

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ok

Nobody wants your over 30 boomer ass.

Pls give cutie gf (ᵇᶠ)

this

bf plox
am very cute

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Maybe, but I know at least one who wants my sub 30 boomer ass.

Your mom doesn't count dumb loser boomer.

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gay fag lole

Go for another swim gay tummy posting boomer.

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>tummy posting
not true

kiss.

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Very true dumb boomer. I'll bet you play WoW like a nerd.
I'd rather eat glass SSP.

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No way, he a massive slute.

i too would like to know

If that were true it would imply I post tummy pics on 4chins which I do not. And WoW only starts in 2 months so double no.

Not ssp you dumb faggot.
ugh, then dont.

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me too please

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>1 post by ID

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misred the op
oops

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>on 4chins
Yes you have. Don't be dumb stupid russhit.
>WoW only starts in 2 months
>meaning he'll be playing WoW in 2019
Holy fucking shit what a boomer. You gonna tell me about how great Doom is too next grandpa?
All the same I'd rather french kiss the business end of a lawn mower than do anything with that dumb russhit boomer.

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spain is gay

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I never played doom tbqh. Besides vanilla is the ultimate balding boomer game, so I can't really walk past it.

both pic and post are true

So this is what Jow Forums gays do in their free time

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This is pic is true
i bet Suck eachother.

But not your statement. you dumb mutt.

Cool, the gang’s all here.

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That’s only the tip of the iceberg~

I know this is borderline unhealthy but pics like this make me want to give up gaining muscle and just drop 5kg in a month.
Dude no, he has a wife lol. Statement is 100% true, no matter how girly he looks he is still a boi.

see See this is why nobody wants your boring balding boomer butte. You don't even try to be charming at your age. It's a huge turnoff tbdesu. Maybe a little less pathetic NEET and a little more sexy slavic?

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>sexy slavic
does not compute
besides I'm not even a slavshit nor am I a NEET really

No. Keep meat on your bones. ANOREXIC IS BAD

how much do you weigh?
other than a bit of body hair that i cant shave (and the skin tone) my torso looks very close and im not sacrificing much when it comes to food or whatever

im not gay and you cant prove that im.
Mainly because im not! dumb dumb!
Just fug that mutt.

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to be fair, I haven't seen his tum posted
therefore, it must not exist
gay tsunspain

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NO. I'd rather do anything than get with his ugly boomer ass. I'd sooner let a canadian and a dog fuck me at the same time. Dog on the front.
Oh dear god no.
>russian isn't slavic?
What in the actual what shit?
>nor am I a NEET really
You sure act like one. I swear I see your 30 year old boomer posts so frequently wanting a bf it's unreal. You'd really have better luck if you were just more charming. I know you have it in you.

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>I would kiss the ritsu tummy

What else is there

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dumb gay Spain

60, around 8-9% bodyfat.
THIS
Actually I can prove you are. I have verified screencaps as well!

NOT TRUUUUUUE
DUMB FAGGOTS! STOP PROJECTING!
he have a cute tummy... what can i do...
ugh, you have some weird fetish...

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height?
i measured myself at 6.1% but i think i fucked something up

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Normie, not S*** P***, me, Tsunspain, Boomer Russian all enter the same thread...
Lewd things in discord, or public ERP if this was 2018.

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Tsundere spain back in action. Way to go lad.
I'm only going on what has been told to me by him. It doesn't take much to get tummy pics from that Russlut.
Discussion of different things and of course playing the match making game. Many bantoids break their anonymity to get into cute boi love relationships u3u

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>N*rmie
You cannot prove that good sir!

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>he have a cute tummy
very gay Spain

don't fall into ERP traps
wait, that's actually pretty skinny
gayyyy
if there's a pic, let me know
I searched every pic posted on the archive by a Russian and couldn't find it

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That coming is kissing a girl, not gay then, heh checkmate.
Wrong
More wrong
Big wrong.

This homos...

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>What in the actual what shit?
My dad comes from KZ, my mum is an absolute mutt with liek 20% of slav genes.
I'm a certified below 53%.
>You sure act like one.
NEETs shitpost all day, I shitpost like an hour a day or when I'm trading to keep anxiety down.(guess what am I doing rn)
I'm 173-176 depending on the time of the day.
>online bf measurements
lol, that shit ain't true at all, best indication you have without getting measured properly is your abdominals and how well visible they are, keep in mind posture playes a huge part in it as well, so might not be entirely true if you have a shit one
I'm quite skinny, but ᵇᶦᵍ ᵇᵒnᵉᵈ and I look wide cause of it, rip waistline.

^^^^^^
The guy is gay and loves to watch boys dressed in girl clothes

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
THAT WAS MEANT FOR SPAIN

the stats line up
you definitely have the homo
just get YUGE, then itl work out
also wow, didn't know I was taller than you

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*proves it*
WHAT NOW?1!!1?1?1
NO U ARE WRONG
Kazakh mutt huh. That means you’re a chink, basically.
Get rekt **I* **S*

gay until proven otherwise

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I mean if you're really in the market for it I can get you what you're looking for but I'll need a tummy to replace it in my set.
That's a nightmare not a fetish. Ritsu is the ultimate big cute and must be protec! FiTE ME M*
You just admitted to being tsunspain :O
GAY!
>le 50% face
It's not your habits it's your behavior. You're very very low confidence without reason sweetie. You've got all the makings of Chad but it's like you're afraid of something.

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if im homo, how it comes that i dont have or want a bf?
Dumb faggots.
im not homo.

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We should inject him with truth serum. Then he can tell us how fruity and homo he is as his dere side comes out~

t. Traps are not gay

The guy above me is gay

He told me to take off my clothes when I said that my room is sweltering from the heat
What's the match making game
I won't
at least not on here

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yes and?

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No, fuck you, trannies are dumb and shit, unless we're talking about crossdressing for funsies. But even that is borderline, so fuck you!
I'm fairly smol, ye, at least I live around asians so I'm not a total manlet. YUGE is a bit of a stretch, I want to get 5-6kg more muscle tho.
more mongol than a chink, thats why I larp as one
uncertainty in my future does that to me

I'm starting to hate this board............

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They are not heh.

Hot. Free that body from the prison of clothes!
Unless you’re in the sunlight, then cover as much skin as you can. Seems illogical at first but exposed skin hit by the sun is hotter than skin under light cover.

uhh, perchance
have you not seen mine posted before?
so if a cuteboi came up to you and asked to be your bf, you'd say no?
you're set then
also, if he likes you back don't forget to take it a step further instead of being friends
you can do it!
what are your lift stats?

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dumb tsundere homo
good idea lets do it

HATE HATE HATE
HATE THE BOARD

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*disproves your (((evidence)))*
You can't prove anything because I'm an anonymoose I could be anyone u3u
Trying to see which bant bois you can get together with who. Sometimes they'll play along sometimes they won't. ERP use to be a big thing and even just RP dates were a big thing too. Lots of couples came out of 2018 from cute gay dates.
Oh yeah and cute gae posting.
The future will always be uncertain. You can't predict everything but at least you can live happily now doing the things you want to do so you don't have regrets later.

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You only say that because you’re getting btfo by your slowness.
Is it a LARP if it’s true?

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Shut the fuck up this is the future we chose.

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*heath ledger joker*
Hi.............
Okay..... you first.
WRONG YOU SO SI SO SO SO SO SO WRONG I CABT TELL YOWU HOW WRKNG UOU ARE HSIUFAIJFHXJWUPFAOYFAIFAPUFOIZFOZFZGLIGZIGSPIACLHZCLJZVKVZLJZVLJZ
*provides proof from 2034*

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No, you wrong! traps are not gey, neither im! and now im going to sleep, fuck you, homo losers!

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*time travels to discredit your (((proof)))*
......you can't prove anything dumb homo.

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No I haven't. Maybe you should show me owo

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I can't lift yet, so for now I'm stuck with cali memes until I strengthen my shoulders enough. Did 12 pullups yesterday, so progressing bit by bit.
I only lie when I want to hide something about myself, so no, no larp.
>you can live happily now doing the things you want
yeah, right...

YOWU ARE GHEY AND TWRAPS ARE FHEY SO AO SO SO SO SK SO SO SO WRONG WRONG YOU ARE DUDUUDUDUJDUAPFAUFOWOUAFOHAFOZHPCUZOCAOUCUOSFUOECOURCITWXOAYXAOUSVPUVSO UEOVDOSU APUVWOUVOWUCOEYCPA OU WICEOHC
GOODNIGHT FAGGOT

*grabs proof from another dimension*
I GOTCHU NIW
Stop lying.

The absolute least I wear is a tank top I don't go shirtless ever ᵤₙₗᵢₖₑ ₕᵢₘ
I think that he likes me too
Ah I see not my style

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B-but you can......fucking pathetic russhit. You can't even see the shit that's right in front of your face. You're the only person holding you back from being or doing whatever it is you want.
Dumb homo boomer. What's really stopping you?

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>tank top
NANI?!!1?1!1??1
WHO IZ YOU?
Also me neither tbdesu, unless it’s 100% private.

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maybe...
at leasy you're showing progress
you'll get there
then don't leave the relationship stagnant
seems like you two are going good though

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ye
no

>66G

Lying about what?
Nigga, do you remember where I live?
I will, but for now I gotta run.

cya ruru!

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shut up stupid thread
stop bumping

DON'T YOU DARE REMIND ME OF THAT FAILURE, YOU COCK GUZZLING GOBLIN

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>Nigga, do you remember where I live?
Mirnyy, Yakut?
>Lying about what?
YOU KNOW WHAT. STOP LYING AND NEBER BE A LYING LIAR LIAR.
See you around.

Yes I’m a cock guzzling goblin, I live in US.
No I won’t stop.

It's not for everyone but our gay community has a lot of support for each other so get comfy.
>he doesn't go shirtless outside to flex on no lift fuccbois
Bruh.
*steals your evidence*
Can't have this. That's too much information for (you). There can't ever be any proof.
*t*il flicks*
Now stahp worrying and shit post dumb homo.
Maybe? OWO
Come on qt lets see that cute tum tum u3u
ye
Yup exactly. You were right about the click bait. Doesn't matter. Sometimes you have to pull the trigger and take a risk. You'll deal with the consequences but that's part of life.
So what's really stopping you?
There's planes and trains and cars qt.

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Me
I'll try

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maybe if your old discord tag worked
or you added me on league
or you searched the archive

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