Why haven’t you taken a penis pill yet?

Why haven’t you taken a penis pill yet?

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i already have a hard enough time finding pants that fit this.

Post it?

It's only "good" manufacturing process? What about "best"?

that's not going to make me not a manlet

no woman has complained about my dick yet

Faggot.

FDA registered facility and good manufacturing practice mean nothing. These could literally make your dick fall off.

Sounds like it would hurt
Is it small at least?

So what the fuck is that shit? Test?

Fag

It's big enough as it is. Much more and random boners would be a serious problem rather than an annoyance.

Because my dick already drags on the sidewalk when I walk down the street. It doesn't need to be any bigger.

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No, it’s probably some dick growing Jew magic

This isn’t /b/, gay boy

Because I already have the ideal dick size, according to this study.

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How does one obtain a 16 inch penis

Probably citrulline malate and potassium nitrate or "Beet Root powder' as the hippies would include in order to jack the price up 10 fold. They are all potent vasodilators.

>Black Maca root powder
>Horney Goat weed powder

Mix that shit and drink.

>L-Arginine tablets ×2
>Sunflower Lecithin tablets ×3

Makes me cum buckets, increasessex drive. Other than that, workout and don't be a fat fuck.

>16 inches ideal
look legit

homo

>Arginine
Not taking citruline malate which is 100x more bioavailable and lowers BP significantly more.
The sunflower lecithin is the shit, I also take that with 50mg Zinc.

The food Pole claims a nice big heap of tumeric is good for diamonds. I've never tried it.

>here's your 2000% daily value multivitamin with some tree bark you fucking mook

This. I stopped all physical activity bout 4 years ago, I became a fatass and my sex drive has never recovered.

4 inches is all you need.

Because they don't work.

>tfw only 11 inches

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This needs an update. The ladies expect them a little bigger in 2009.

after I take a piss I don't shake it I just give it a slight kick with my foot.

>slight
If it's that big, it's probably filled with piss

Because priapism isn't a good thing?

a brit with a gun ?

This sort of thing is for insecure betas. As long as it is big enough to do the job, that is all that matters. By the time any woman who matters sees your dick she has already committed to you as a whole. Dick size does not matter that much at the end of the day.

it's not all it's cracked up to be, I get light headed when I get an erection and will pass out from low blood pressure if I keep it for too long.

Is this actually real lol

What I meant was that a slight kick won't be enough to kick the left behind piss out if it's that large.

Of course...

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Hahahaha 9 inches around

/ˌhōməˈsekSH(o͞o)əl/

I'm not a mutilated american so I'm not insecure about my penis

Because I know its a scam

You may not be, but your white gf doesn’t want a small engine in side of her train station