tfw no autistic bf
Tfw no autistic bf
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Sry
w-why do you like autistic boys user
I find them cute because they are clingy have no friends and cant abandon me
we will abandon you for our video games and books and legos
*we will abandon you for out video games, books and legos
use proper grammar please Jow Forums is an educated board
Stop posting my yuno thank you. We all want autistic qt bois.
Are you a girl?
HMPH
Sometimes
Well well well if it isn't norime
So your not
>cowboy and normie in the same thread
oh no...
n-no sadly
Oh look a pathetic homo with no future. Back for more abuse? You really are a fully grown devil who's a glutton for punishment.
Run along forest. Nothing here for you.
He won't respond
Sadly I will never find a girl who would want a shy autistic guy
Dude settle down I was just saying hi
>cowboy doesn't try to fuck with me
E-eh?! Did you hit your head? Umm.....h-hi c-cowboy.... you're dum.....
>Did you hit your head?
not I just don't want to fight I'm to mentally exhausted to really do anything
Uh.....u umm okk....i hope you enjoy the rest of your day and it gets better. I k-know you can do it....sh...shit.....lots of people want autistic qt's d-dont be so hard on yourself...
imagine Jow Forums with no gays
>I hope you enjoy the rest of your day and it gets better.
thanks
>lots of people want autistic qt's d-dont be so hard on yourself...
like who?
I summon shit post for he is the biggest autist
>and cant abandon me
they do this all the time
why do these gay namefags have to ruin every wholesome thread
it wasn't very wholesome to begin with
downsides of autistic bf
* get suicidal when they fuck up
* ridiculously clingy, i hope you want someone that wants nothing but cuddling 24/7 and freaks out if you so much as message someone else
* idiots
* generally just annoying
* kill me please how does my gf love me
this sounds like me
lmao thats me
and you say those are downsides? sign me the fuck up I REALLY want an autistic bf
discord thread
This
No fuck off
Oof
Big fucking oof
autistic thread
Wtf i love romania now
checked autrips
uwu hey bb
who the fuck are you?
OOps wrong you
lol
Someone who knows what you look like and all I can say is I like what I see.
Help I'm scared
No you do not good sir
I know.that you dyed your hair blond and you have cute chocolate brown hair, and that body owo.
*GRUBBLEGRUBBLEGRUBBLE!*
>dyed your hair blonde
>chocolate brown hair
.............................................fuck
YOU'RE NOT HELPING
;) oh yeah and dont worry I won't post it. You hot~
Oh fuckin thank Jesus
uwu
i'm like this except i'm not clingy and want to be by myself a lot.
how did you meet your gf?
oh boy, dumb story time
>find cool website
>according to site, we live in a simulation that's broken, this site offers a transfer to a better, less fucked and less restrictive simulation
>join
>have comfy chat (not discord)
>stick around for half a year or so
>important community events are happening, more people are joining
>friend from chat invites me to vc with him and some girl
>we end up doing this for 2-ish months, we all kinda fall in love aside from the guy that invited me to vc (turns out later he considered it a joke)
>he fucks some other girl, we freak out, talk a lot less for ~1week
>guy inviting us leaves
>we keep talking for another few months, fall deeper in love
>fuck it, getting on plane
>there rn
>is mostly comfy aside from me freaking out every night and crying about dumb stuff
>yay autism
>woke her parents up at least twice
>invite guy is dming us every now and then, im insecure as fuck about it, but he wants to talk and be frens again, but then also actually contacts us so rarely idk what he wants
>gf is lying on me rn
>things are comfy
feelsgoodman
ama or whatev
also my id might be different this post because the wifi is terrible here so i might have had it off when I made other post
Fucking test me thot, I'll decimate you with my tard rage and laugh about it afterwards.
cute. you're really lucky. i've e-flirted with girls a lot before but never actually gotten far enough to meet them irl.
does she confort you when you're having autistic meltdowns? i'd love to find a really nice caring girl that could calm me down.
i'm very jealous i wish I could meet a cute autistic girl
an autistic dating another autistic - that can't possibly end well. us autists need mommy gfs.
i remember that website!
not what its called but it had lain on it or something
>mommy gf
oh hell yeah
. . . .wtf
well, obvs she does comfort me, but whether it works haha who knows
sometimes I make her feel terrible too and oh boy is that fun (OBVIOUS SARCASM)
things end up fine though, so it's all good i guess
gl, there's someone for you
t. didn't think he'd ever have someone
don't feel like turning thread into one about said site, but yeah. also, lain is only a mascot. not some lain worship cult or anything.
(ironically, someone made a lain worship cult to fuck with us?!?!?! so that's great)
it will most likely be a burden to you. if you dont like being that persons care taker. autism as other mental disorders if severe enough just makes them over sized kids as adults
>there's someone for you
with each day that passes I believe that less and less
nooo, i don't wanna be a burden on my significant other
she sounds like an angel
truth is there is nobody that fits you. but the good thing is u can find someone u wanna live with despite their flaws. maybe they will like you with your flaws. when you fall in love with a person their flaws become meaningless. you dont care about their looks. you just want to make them happy.
you probably wont. i will tho
>not wanting to date a milf
i think milves are more understanding than young girls. and they're more experiences so they probably give better succ and fucc anyways.
its a win-win situation.
no I just fine both of your posts gay
you need a bf with strong shoulders who can carry the burden
that would be nice
>when you fall in love with a person their flaws become meaningless.
I hope there is a girl out there that can over look my many many many many flaws
>you dont care about their looks
that is not true
yeah u do overlook that when you have fallen in love with someone as hard as me.
well most people need to have a attraction to fall in love if it wasn't true many intelligent sweet nerdy guys would find love
yeah first impression and stuff but u dont need much attraction desu. some people will just randomly fall in love with others. our brains are weird like that. dont expect that nobody will ever love you. in a parallell universe i could be the one falling in love with you.
>some people will just randomly fall in love with others
yeah maybe but you ever wonder why hot people usually fall in love with other hot people and cute girls never seem to go for ugly quite guys hey I'm just saying
>dont expect that nobody will ever love you
the thought of a female falling in love with me or thinking I'm cute is unfathomable
you really are hopeless. with that attitude you will have 0 % of any happiness. i am serious
I'm sorry but it's pretty unthinkable that a real human female would ever love me I mean we all have things we don't understand
Love doesn't exist. It's literally just a marketing campaign
based
i dont know much about human females. my expertice lies in the human male. im sorry. welp whatever good luck
>good luck
all I have is bad luck
*kisses the dumb boy on his cheek*
whatevs. everyone will eventually some form of love. ur bad luck might run dry soon
>everyone will eventually some form of love.
tell that to this guy on wait you can't because he killed himself because he had no one to love him or care about him
you know. if nobody loved him. i would try to love him. to prove you wrong
you have a good heart
well you can't love him because he's dead and you probably meet a lot of people like him every day but you ignore them because they are creepy because it's so easy to talk about everyone deserves love until it's time to love somebody like that
he is just virtue signaling
do you want to be loved?
yeah I guess I do
dumb. there was once this swede i knew. he was obsessed with me. i found him really creepy because he would become drunk and he forced me into calls with him. he would always compliment me so much. but you know. after a while. i grew to like him. he was the nicest and if it werent some stupid drama going on we could have been boyfriends
what happened to him?
is he doing well?
right because he actively talked to you and interacted with you proving he wasn't antisocial he was a norime people like me don't talk to people we don't compliment people we do everything not to do those things you see us every day but you don't bother
we dont talk anymore. but he is okey. he told me that atleast.
>normie
you mean not having a job and failing suicides? get the fuck out of here. go cry as you stab yourself
>not having a job
lots of norimes don't have jobs
>failing suicides?
you can't fail at suicide killing yourself is easy he only wanted attention
That might be who I have on my hands
also this except not annoying
hi i have asperger syndrome
dont really care about getting a gf
i have spent most of my life trying to be normal and honestly it doesnt even seem all that great
gonna go to bed now
Someone. Don't be dum and don't ask questions. Reb was a sexy beast.i would've let him fuck my ass then blow my brains out screaming nigger at me.