I-is it true that all Norweigan boys sing in a black metal band at one point of their lives?!?!

I-is it true that all Norweigan boys sing in a black metal band at one point of their lives?!?!

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Yes but they suck at it

i bet you couldn't even do better than them.

I bet you I could.
>Huurr drrrr it's kvlt.
No it's not kvlt it sounds like sjit you asshole.

>kvlt
>sjit
nobody said it was. also literally who?

Shut up faglord

I thought that was Sweden

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>duhhh muh faglord
go back to bed. i believe you are not ready to go on this site yet.

H-hey stop bullying Norweigans!
This is a NBAT

Norweigan
Boy
Appreciation
Thread!

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I don't think so sweetie

i do that every day but i'm not norwegian enough...

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discord thread

Hey its okay!
C-can we hear you sing?

A-And when the bells of fate sound
You walk in pathless ways till the dawn
Screaming for salvation so loud
Spreading your indulgence all around〜

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Kakav bre circlejerk,nemoj da ti gurnem kitu u grlo

Woah!
That sounds cool!

do you listen to any black metal fren? black metal is essential for impressing norwegian boys!

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what is this what is going on

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I do!
I listen mostly to Darkthrone,but Immortal is pretty cool too!
But outside of Norweigan bands i enjoy Batushka a lot!
Do you have any reccomendations for me?

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Lagala ti mama kada je rekla da te voli hahahah

Just some banter,dont worry!

Имaлa caм ceкc ca мaмoм, a ти ниcи

Da,jer nemam incestoidne namere,gadnice

oк peтapд

woah you listen to really based music. my favorite norwegian black metal early dimmu borgir.
my favorite dimmu song is mourning palace from enthrone darkness triumphant. i used to play it on piano a lot.

my two favorite non-norwegian bands are carach angren and rotting christ.

you're kewl.

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I love you

Ne ti

Thanks for the suggestions!
Although ive had metalheads hate on me after i say i like SOAD too....

I love you

woah why do you love me? i haven't spoken to you a lot ncp but i'm sure you're cool.

are you also a metalboi too perhaps?

grrrr dumb metal elitsts.

Yeah,theyre really mean

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Woah dimmu borgir sounds really apooky,i like it!
Thank you North friend!

yes

Why are you obsessed over Norwegian boys so much?

Theyre really cool and nice
And their language is so funky,i like it!

>And their language is so funky
heh. i'm from northern norway and speak a rough pirate dialect of norwegian.

do you like pirates user?

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Yes,theyre really cool!
Can i hear yoir pirate voice in vocaroo?If youre comfortable of course!

EEEEK thats too scary!

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Its okay friend,you dont have to!
I couldnt post my voice either

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What other things do you do?
What hobbies do Norweigan boys have?

hmmm i don't really know. i like to read lots of books and train martial arts. and ritsu likes to listen to hatsune miku and he is studying to be an engineer.

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Thats cool,what do you read?

have a good day you guys

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i only read fiction. i also generally like big books because i like being stuck with the same characters as long as possible. my favorite book so far is les misérables by victor hugo.

do you like to read fren?

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wut. are you going away somewhere?

I played drums in national socialism band

I dont read sadly...
I like model makingmbut i havent made one in a really long time
I also enjoy running,im getting ready for a race!

oh cool you're a runner! i used to love to run up mountains a few years ago. the feeling you get when you reach the top is almost like cocaine.

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Exactly!
Finishing a long run and being all tired and sweaty is the best feeling in the world!

so who is your favorite norwegian on Jow Forums uwu

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>after i say i like SOAD too....
I used to like SOAD
then I learned ingrish
worst mistake ever

I-i dont know?!
I dont like picking sides and favourtism,but i mostly talk to you!
S-so....you...maybe...?

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thankyu~ *big hug*

if you wanna catch ritsu you have to post waaay later in the day. he usually sleeps during this time.

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Yeah,i noticed he posts around 19:00
Sleepy boi

W-woah
Norweigans are really warm....

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But Joel nuked Norway...

They're all dead...

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Why the Mountainigger cutie prefers the Norwegians instead of me that's unfair

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kys

Hey youre cool too!
I really enjoyed your food and music!
*Hug*

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Awwww

attentionwhore!

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Hey stop!
Attention is something everyone needs,theres no shame in wanting it!

he is using forbidden methods of farming (You)s

Its not forbidden here!
In my thread everyone gets some affection!

Yes user, and you're not wrong either.

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no, just wanted to wish you a good day

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discord thread