Is it true that Norweigan boys are warmer than other boys?

Is it true that Norweigan boys are warmer than other boys?

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why are you obsessed with Norwegians also i think Norwegians are as warm as other boys

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Fuck off pooftahs

i wanna Frick ur cumbenis :33333

Because they are really nice,and their accents are very cute!
Also,its not true?! Norweigan boys arent warmer than other boys?!

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i dunno about other norwegian boys but i'm known for being waaay too warm.

i think its because i eat like 4000 calories a day and 80% of that is carbohydrates, and since de novo lipogenesis is so rare among humans most of it just gets burned off as body heat.

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no theyre ice cold arctic
all the time they spent in the snow made them more similar to polar bears than human beans

eh i dunno. i dont touch people that much.
polar bears are warm tho because they have to contain heat

Woah!
Can i cook eggs on you?
Or use you to warm myself up?

Wouldnt they be warmer then,so they wouldnt freeze??

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If they are they probably ill and you should really take good care of them.

Touch people more!
It feels nice to touch and be touched...

>hink its because i eat like 4000 calories a day
wtf?
Are you like really fucking YUGE?!

i only lightely touched my irl friends. never skin to skin. btw people get really jumpy when you poke them a bit over the hips or the tummy region

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Really?
No one ever touched my hips or tummy now that i think about it

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sure. i have my sister stand on my back to warm it up and she says it feels great cus i'm so warm. i'd love to have another massage therapist!

i'm 80kg at 175cm how do you think i got this way. i think the only reason i still have somewhat visible abs is because i move so much and because of humans not really storing carbohydrates as fat.

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n-not the hips! just over it. like poking that region when they dont notice. it makes them jump and its so funny to see it. well people dont usually do this only i do this to the friends i get used to. otherwise things like these dont happen that often. *pokes ur tummy*

discord thread

>poke them a bit over the hips or the tummy region
this is pure evil

Ooh i can masage you!
My friends say i give really good massages
...
C-can you massage me after too,my friends dont massage me back ever...

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>~

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yeah in school i had a friend who was my working partner. when he didnt notice me i would do the double poke. one for each side just over his hips. it would make him really jumpy and it was really funny

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i am the master of pokes

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how the fuck do you have visible abs at that weight? wtf?

T-the pokelord?

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oh my gah! let me touche!!!!!!!!!

i'm so easily scared, god knows what would happen if someone did this to me.

i dunno. i'm strong but i'm not freakishly muscular by any means. maybe i have really dense bones or something.

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your senpai has alpha genes while i have omega genes

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this
saged and shift clicked
do not respond

You may!!!

i heck i wrote f a m and it turned into senpai

*gropes with my hands*
feels so comfy =w=

>175cm
>autistic
>alpha genes

good one ritsu!

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I'm not sure, last time I checked I wasn't warm at all. Probably a myth

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I don't know, IS IT?!

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ur pretty strong and can martial arts! but ur right. im much more alpha then you

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>moomin poster
incredibly based

p-please have mercy on me r-ritsu

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Hmm,maybe
I must conduct further research

no mercy
*pokes u 1000 of times in the tummy*
ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora!

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i'm injured all the time from stress training so i'd love to have another massage person!

anyways i hope i have strong genetics because that means i'm a good candidate to breed strong genetics having milves!

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ewww. i dont like milves. young womins are better.

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Id glady massage you after a workout!
I know it can feel really nice after it!

we're like the complete opposites in regards to everything. interesting.

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oppisites can be nice. in physics oppisite charges always attract each other. something like that atleast

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slav boys are the warmest

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shut the fuck up about Norwegians

cowboy! why won't you let our montenegrin-serbian friend complement us?

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because it's literally one of the gayest thing on this board

Embrace the gay

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i didn't like faggotry either first but i grew to like it. you should try it out.

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but I'm not gay

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if someone's not warm enough just get them drunk as heck

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BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS GETTING SUCKED REAL DEEP
COWBOYS EVEN GETTING FUCKED IN THEIR SLEEP

RAM RANCH IT ROCKS
COWBOYS LOVE BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS


...sorry i had to

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Damnit cowboys are not gay we are manly men who get all the bitchies

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