Tfw no twink bf to trust my hard cock into as he wraps his legs around my hips...

>tfw no twink bf to trust my hard cock into as he wraps his legs around my hips. As I feel his hot breath pant with every pump.

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>tfw I love your vagina
I have large pp

the reddit thread has arrived

Hot

>tfw no chad bf to fuck my twinky bottom

>vagina
Gross
I want to jack off a twink so badly and watch him squirm as I tease his tip. While playing with his balls.

Ew

Is that all you’re gonna do~?

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Let that pp go free
I would blow him and with one finger rubbing his anus, nice and slow.

>mfw came to this board as a nazi
>posted about homosexuals being mentally ill
>literally disgusted by the thought of two men in bed
fast forward to now
>no longer nazi
>have boyfriend

Fuck you, Freud.

Well now welcome to the club

oh but I was also diagnosed with C-PTSD, so past me still has a one-up over current me, about gays being mentally ill.

Nice! Tell me more about him!
Pic related, add me on that infamous platform.
What about your benis?

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you're a person, naruto!

...?

I would love for him to edge it while making out with him, so he could feel my hot breath in his mouth.

EVERYONE WHERE I LIVE IS UGLY STUPID BROWN AND FAT GODDAMNIT

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Nice~

Taco

MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE

Move somewhere else, kid.
mhm~ I also want him to feel my cock rubbing against his prostate and milk it with his ass.

very bad thread

Can you be my twink BF?

I can’t move

Albeit being quite smol and fit I'm still a 30 year old boomer, sorry:(

Then go get a thicc brown BF then

No

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v.v okay I'll still love you. I wish you find a good BF in Russia.
Then move

Lel but
>tfw I know the feel of not being able to move away to a better place with better people all too well
Just two more months if all goes well...

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Convert to islam

I’ll be able to move for c*llege but for now I’m stuck here. I’m also still distraught about that situation. Too many things in my life have been going my way I guess it’s just the universe interfering and reminding me that I’m still human
Honestly looking like a good choice right about now

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Soon you will be free
Then go get a thicc BF and shut up.

Don't actually convert to islam

No
What is your religion anyway

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I'm an atheist

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I’m an agnostic going to a c*tholic school and it makes me feel bad because my religion teacher from last year commented on how I’m a good christian in relation to my classmates

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I thought that you were Catholic because of how you talked about religion

You should have told your teacher that you were a satanists

Or a church of Scientology member. Nonono tell him that you're a gnostic

I’m just interested in the messages the bible has and don’t really take it to literally. You can not believe in the existence of a sky daddy but the lessons you can gather from it are essential to just being a decent human being
lol scientology

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*too

I like to study religion

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how did a thread about fugging bois in the nono turned into a religion discussion?

Because the lord intervened

Jow Forums

It’s cool to see what other cultures around the world view scenarios like the afterlife as and their methods or ways of achieving such a place. I think pure belief religion is just one big cope for being stuck in a universe at this scale and essentially being a mere speck in the time
idk both are cool

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Yeah I wanted to jack off but now I'm sitting here and reading their post.

what is your weight and height in americanese

I'm 6'3" and 200 lbs

I’m still 146 and 5’11

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Short

And still a kiddo. Sorry but I don't want the FBI knocking on my door.

My family says that I’ll hit 6” easily

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Ok.

Everyone says that I look and sound like I’m 20 anyway

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How many points does my iq go up by when I post akari?

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That's not what the law says.

Age is just a number

but it’s a good guideline number

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By 1 point but only for a certain amount of time kind of like the Mozart effect

How old are you?

If I listen to mozart after taking fish oil while also posting akari on Jow Forums during studying will this increase my study gains dramatically? I remember taking fish oil once and it helped me think kind of

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Not gonna pan out well in court
24

>Age is just a number
>t. Broke it off because 20yo
What a 180 so fast. Inb4 breakup was only a formality.

I hope you’re able to find your bf

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Yes of course. Idk if fish oil actually helps

If my parents found out I was planning on meeting and flirting with a 20 year old I would be disowned

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Yeah you to, go get yourself a thicc brown bf.

Recommend me some interesting wikipedia pages since you always have multiple open
If he was still near my age I wouldn’t have had a problem with it. It would still be awkward having to explain such a thing to my family though

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thank you kind sir

Fair. But he could’ve just been a friend, officially.
Unless they’re nosy and invasive, then yeah probably best to not risk it.

4 years isn’t that big of an age gap tbdesu. It just seems big because you’re still in high school.
But, in the end it’s your prerogative.

Read nation of Islam or van see walls force . Or read helium compound .

>see
Der.

he's underage, not 20, you dum dum

My dad says that he’ll kick me out of the house if I get something as little as a tattoo if he would’ve found out that I was shagging a guy he would take all of my personal items, burn them, throw the ashes on my head, and chased me out of the neighborhood with his lawnmower and boomer glasses. I don’t know if I could hold the friend facade for long either way

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It is when I’m still learning about chemistry
helium compound sounds cool

Why learn about chemistry when you can experience it with him.

>you’re still in high school
>he's underage, not 20, you dum dum
¥Russian reading comprehension
Ouch, hard conservative, the type that would kick you out
Best to not risk it now that I see more of the bigger picture.

I’ve already broken it off with him either way. I still want to be friends with him because he seems like a lonely person

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My dad’s side of the family would ridicule me and I’d feel bad for my grandparents but my mom’s side probably wouldn’t care

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high school ends at 16-18 in russia

u brok his heart?

>dad’s side
>mom’s side
So your dad would give you hell but your mother wouldn’t care if you were bi (not full gay)?
Smelling a potential conflict there.

WELL THIS AINT RUSSIA

not yet *rubs hands*

What, is that not the norm?

No it was more like my heart that was broken over it. I was talking to my other online friend for days over him and he never even knew how much I did like him. When he told me his age everything just kind of fell apart from there. I really hope he’s ok he is a little bit on the depressive end
Dad would probably resent me yet let me go ahead with it since my mom always convinces him to let me do what I want sometimes since I never ask them
for anything. I can tell that he still really wants for me to carry on the family name
and have a grandson of his own though

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You say that now...
It is.

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>man breath
That's fucking gross, you absolute faggot. Fuck him from behind like a hetero.

stfu gay incel

That’s certainly a lot to chew on. Are you the only male child?

I have two younger sisters

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That’s a “yes” to my question.

I was giving you more information on my situation

im going to sleep

I appreciate that.
I’m gonna head off to bed, you should get some sleep yourself.

Oh lel

Anyone fancy a shag m8?

I was that twink. I miss him so much.