If your name appears you must tell a painful secret

Jacob

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Michael

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Paul

Christopher

Dylan

Arty

>Jacob
I am a Rabbi.

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erm, i don't have any painful secrets.. so what now?

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Come on, you are australian. There must be something in that past of yours

do secrets that make you feel guilty count as 'painful' secrets?
i don't think anyone would care about these tho

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yep

Jack

while sleeping over for the first time at my boyfriends house during highschool, i had sex with his brother
he doesn't know to this day, and his brother still sometimes texts me

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james, sorry english pal

Ryan

you deserve a spanking for that

Niggre

yikes, Australians are degenerates

Thomas

>4CH

i deserve worse

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wew

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youtube.com/watch?v=Zyfk55_WFuk

Daniel
Noel
Alex
Jeff
Jamal
Jacob
Ben
Benjamin
Gorge
Joe
Aron
Danny
Yuri
Dmitri

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I used to cry in the bathroom stall during my off period in my freshman year of high school because I had no friends

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:(

>yuri

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i cried while scrolling through the archives
multiple times

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what made you cry

Tyrone

Well some one got my middle name so my dark secret is I masturbate but I'm trying to become a fapsturnut

remembering all of the friends i've made and nice people who left because of how the board changed

Then the fact that you haven't lived is your painful secret

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I fucked my best friends GF and he doesn't know. Also my name is unironically Tyrone.

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my condolences
same i still have a picture i drew for bant when i went to the store drunk to buy peanuts and coke

I have too many to pick just one!

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Zach

Mfw rare letter name

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jokes on you nigger I have no friends

>name is not rare and at worse just uncommon
kek i bet you cucks will never guess it

Ethan
never trust a damn ethan

Muhammad
Mohammed
Mo Ham Ed
Achmed
Ed
Edd
Eddy
Chang
Pierre
Tyler
Simon
Alexander
Robert
Josh
Hans
Schlomo
John

So close..

leo/leon/leonardo

hiroyuki nishimura

>tfw have super common but almost never said name
feels good man

David
Matthew/Matt
Andrew/Andy

I stutter a lot :p

How much is a lot exactly?

I lied about losing someone close to me for short-term attention.
I still feel absolutely disgusted with myself over it.

Kenny
Nick
Adam
Ezra
Zane
Eli

kyle
josh
emma

Episode 12 of that pissed me off so fucking much like you won't believe. Way to ruin it right at the end

I enjoy getting bullied.
*pats*

remember to ctrl+f before posting a name
owen
todd
craig
george
sam/sammy/samuel

i fucked ur mom

To the point where people presume I have autism.

Jason
Jose
Juan
Bobby
Achmed
Wang
Ricardo
Nathan
Alberto
Deshaun
Pedro

alice

(You)

come on do my name fuckers >=[

Very rarely does my name pop up in these threads and when it does it's the incorrect spelling

phteven

adolph

Scott and Gary

i once carved myself a buttplug out of a carrot and wore it a whole day and afterwards ate it

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No

adolphus

Jerry
Jean
Alan
Jackey
Nemo
John

Antonio
Cesaro

Kinda close

>no italian name
Guess i'll eat my secret pizza alone

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Dory
Bruce

giuseppe....

Federico
Giovanni

Not even close

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None of my names were mentioned

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Mario

Good meme

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Sofia
Giulia
Giorgia
Martina
Chiara

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Has nothing to with nemo

I'm a guy you faggot

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your secrets are staying with you then I'm out of guesses...

marcoooo?

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Yosho
Joshua
Alessandro
Gianni
Giovanni
Angelo
Fabrizio / Fabricio
Dario
Franco
Francesco
Fisto

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korbo

no

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Giorgo
Armani
Italo

Chlodio , fabio

we have listed every possible name in existence
are you a clone or a mutant or something with a serial number instead of a name?

Mason

There are a fuckton of other italian name you guys didn't list
still no

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like what mozzerela stick junior

Luigi

For example, armando, pierfranco, franco, gianluca, luca

Yeah, mine won't get mentioned.
inb4 someone looks at my flag and starts listing
>pajeet
>ahmed
>mustapha

Janusz

no that would look like that
Achille Adamo Adelmo Adriano Agnolo Agostino Alberico Alberto Alderano Aldo Alessandro Alessio Alfio Alfredo Alphons Amadeo Amedeo Amico Amleto Angelo Annibale Antonio Armando Arnaldo Arsenio Arturo Augusto Azeglio Baccio Baldassare Bartolomeo Benedetto Benito Benvenuto Beppe Bernardo Bruno Calcedonio Calogero Camillo Carlo Carmelo Carmine Cesare Cipriano Cirillo Ciro Claudio Coluccio Coriolano Corrado Costantino Costanzo Danilo Damiano Daniele Dante Dario Delfino Dino Dionigi Domenico Donatello Donato Durante Edoardo Elladio Elmo Emilio Ennio Enrico Enzio Enzo Eraldo Ermanno Ermenegildo Ermes Ernesto Ettore Ezio Fabio Fabrizio Fausto Fedele Federico Federigo Ferdinando Filippo Fiorenzo Fiorino Flavio Francesco Franco Fredo Fulvio Gabriele Gaetano Galasso Gaspare Gastone Geppetto Giacinto Giacobbe Giacomo Giampaolo Giampiero Gian Giancarlo Gianfrancesco Gianfranco Gianluca Gianluigi Gianmarco Gianni Gianpaolo Gianpietro Gilberto Gino Gioacchino Gioachino Gioele Gioffre Gionata Giorgio Giosuè Giovanni Giovanni Battista Girolamo Giuliano Giulio Giuseppe Giustino Goffredo Graziano Greco Guarino Guglielmo Guido Gustavo Hugo Ignazio Ippazio Ivan Ivo Jacopo Joseph Lamberto Lando Laureano Lazzaro Leonardo Leone Leopoldo Liberto Livio Lodovico Lorenzo Luca Luchino Luciano Lucio Ludovico Luigi Manuel Marcantonio Marcello Marco Mariano Mario Martino Massimiliano Massimo Matteo Mattia Maurilio Maurizio Mauro Michelangelo Michele Micheletto Michelotto Milo Mirco Mirko Nanni Napoleone Niccolò Nico Nicola Nicolò Nino Nunzio Omero Orazio Oreste Orlando Osvaldo Ottavio Ottone Panfilo

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