It is 19 celcius i am literally dying how to cool off?

it is 19 celcius i am literally dying how to cool off?

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>19
10 more and we can kill the Norwegians.

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Ayyyyyyyy

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Use a cold Spanish cock and hug it.

dont you dare!
ewww

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>ewww
>actually begs for it
No you, Ritsu.

that's already cool, its been around 40c here every day lately

h-how am i begging for it? its a cock from a filthy spaniard.
its hurrican season and its that warm there too. how do you guys survive?

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Don't deny it. People could forget, but I'll never. Deal with it.

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forget the past. forget the past...

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luckily we don't get hurricanes in my state but the heat still sucks

yeah i guess. eat lots of popsicles then. if i had some i would def take some now

now I really want a popsicle, I'll have to go buy some tomorrow

Post little tummy

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we were at 45C today and you don't see me bitching about it

have fun
no i wont!
ur are accustmed to the warmth. in some months im gonna freese my ass off. so heck u

Kill for me user, take revenge on those who bullied you in school.

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i dont wanna kill

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I'll never forget.

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u filthy mongrol. you better forget it

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Just give up already.
Pic related. It's you.

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> 19° C
> Sofocated

Why are Nordics so weak?

Post dicke.

omg what even is that pic its not me!
ewww Spain. also we arent weak we were vikangz we can take the cold better

Literally you.

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im not a girl and im not into incest and ugly bastard. how can you compare me to that its gross

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It's not a girl. It's a boy, just like you. It has a tiny willy and is addicted to cocks, just like you as well.

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okey we might be alike but that doesnt mean i like ugly bastard and incest... also why are you fapping to ugly bastard?

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oh god what did i just read

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Because I think I'm a gal, so I fap to cocks.

i mean yeah i do masterbate to penises but the ugly bastard thingy turns me off. especially when its incest

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So this one is better?

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well atleast you dont see the faces :3

oh shit you'd better not be dumping porn on Jow Forums - International / Random

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The face makes it better. I like to see the guys for complete.

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>JiNph44n
>Korea
top kek

I'm not dumping. I'm just teasing Ritsu with random gay doujinshi.

and its ugly bastard to which is gross

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they look nice tho. not like ugly bastards who usually are fat and gross.

STOP IT STPP DUMPING PORN ITS AGIAINT THE RULES YOUR E NOT ALLLWED

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What is your problem with fat guys? Don't want to feel their height in your back while getting fucked from behind?

I'm not dumping, silly.

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i weigh like 57 kg im gonna get crushed. also i think people who are obese need to get rid of their fat. its bad for them too. i dont like fat people i think they look gross and its honesty

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and how tall are you

ritsu if i were a girl i would fly to denmark and rub my fat titties all over you.

im not a girl though. pic related is me

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>unironically don't loves being pushed against a soft bed by a soft, hairy chubby guy that makes you feel like a fragile, cute gal
Review your preferences.

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174 cm
i know im a twig!!!!!! i have high dumb metabolism
i live in norway u dummy. also thanks tiddies sounds nice.
i mean feeling superior in looks might be a good feel. but i want my partner to be healthy

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>smaller than me
>weights almost the same
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

are you okey!?

hahaha you’re a fat bastard yourself mate
178 cm and 50 kg here wahey

your bmi is 15.8 pls eat more im concerned.
if your bmi is lower then 18.5 then your underweight

twig no muscle skeletor!
Ye

Back in the days fat was considered healthy by poor people.
Not necessarily a chubby guy isn't healthy. A bit of overweight doesn't kill anyone and a soft belly is delicious to feel. You should try it anytime.

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I did all the maffs and you have a bmi of 0.7

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mean :(
im gonna get moar fat then! so i can get thicc
true that. but i dont want to fat either. well it doesnt matter as long as my partner is a great human being why would petty health problems be in the way for our relationship =w=

don’t be concerned for me please, I was only poking fun at you
I don’t have much of an appetite but it’s ok

eat burgs. that reminds me i really want burgers today. i dont have much of a appetite either. but we should eat more

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you're already skinnyfat tho, if you want nice butt you gotta work for it

silly burgahboy, we don’t get b0rgz where I live
we have no fast food

yeah i know. but atm i can barely sustain myself. when im back into school i eat lots of more and then i can probably do some training again.
dont you have burgs? thats a shame burgs are good. my fav is bacon and cheeseburger. i love it. you should try some fast food it tastes good

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>but atm i can barely sustain myself.
wtf?
just stop eating shit for every meal
its no surprise your appetite a shit and you have no strength to do anything cause you probably eat burgs 24/7

we do not have br0ggrZ no, but i am happy to hear you have a favourite burg
if we had fast food where i live i’d have put on more weight and have energy/incentive to work out... but instead I neither eat nor exercise

no what im saying is i barely eat anything at the moment. maybe some bread or rice a day. also i WISH I COULD HAVE BURGS 24/7 i hate what we have in the fridge

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its funny coming from me but maybe you should do some excercise. start smol and make it a habit i guess

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>eats shit or nothing
>has no energy to do anything
>doesn't do anything so he has no urge to eat more
eat something decent for breakfast next time

i don’t have the energy because i don’t eat thoooo
and i would love to continue the conversation since you are cute and you post cute anines but i need to fap

today i have had 1 meal. usually these last weeks i have had 2 or maybe 3 meals a day.
oh well user. have fun fapping lole.

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How cute.
What if the guy has a fat cock? It will be a problem for you?

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How are you 57kg then?

Eat oats for breakfast tommorow and go for a walk 1 hour after.

i will overcome it. i will do my best to make it work out

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since i literally dont do any physical Labour at all almost i dont really burn that much

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what is going on in here

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idk how to describe it

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Promise me you gonna pick ritsu(literally) and carry him to the gym tommorow.

i tried to fap but it didn’t work because i got hard without any stimulation so now it’s uncomfortable

dont do that. i will shoot. hands up in the air

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it happens friend *pat pat*

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noooo i like smol ritsu! i don't want him to get big.

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im already big and stronk *flexes alpha muscles*
ROAAAAAAAAAAAR
*scares away everyone within 1 mile radius*

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then make him do conditioning before he gets fat on burgers!
besides we both know to get big you gotta eat big

Its 34 here

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dont burn up

why don't you people ever get concerned with me when it hits 38-40 here?:(

awee im sorry user. im sure it must feel like hell. i couldnt take any heat like that. *pats you*

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ritsu is an alpha male on the inside

if i run into him irl i can make scary sounds and chase him around the block or something

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YOU GUYS HAVE IT THAT BAD?

its 20 degrees here and i'm already melting...

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>if i run into him irl i can make scary sounds and chase him around the block or something
do you know how scary that is? heck when i went to oslo and was in a train i got scared of a shadow moving because i was being nervous the conductur would come and i would make it awkward

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-50 in the winter up to 40 during summers

your life sounds really stressful. i used to be scared to death of physical altercation but nowadays i know that if anything goes wrong i can handle myself.

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thats why I wear nothing while Im in my flat

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my life is meh. its not to much of anything really. at times its good.
woah are you naked now?

post pics

if you're not naked in your own house you're a psychopath

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im not naked u perv

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