What the FUCK is this!!!
The New 007
Josiah Jackson
Cameron Morales
Awful, that's what.
Just read the books and watch the old films, don't give Hollywood any more money.
Sebastian Thomas
Dude, I don't even know what to think anymore. This #metoo stuff had gone out of hand. They could of just made a new franchise. Oceans 11, Ghostbusters, Terminator... now this!!!
Benjamin Morris
OH NO NO NONONGNOHONGHNOGHNHONK
Henry Perez
A nigger.
Jayden Foster
It’s simple: they’re out of ideas. You can’t innovate and create new, amazing ideas and movies when political correctness is the agenda you’re trying to push.
So, to continue making money, they have to go back and rectify their “mistakes” and “make it a modern film” as opposed to allowing new scripts and ideas that play upon issues in society to flourish.
Liam Peterson
I already stopped watching with James Blonde, so couldn't care less.
Maybe the gadgets offered to 007 in the future will be dilation devices.
David White
This was a beautiful statement.
Lincoln Bailey
Wut? Is the next 007 really a nigger now? And an unnattractive one too?
I'm not even pirating this movie. Waste of time.
Kevin Sanders
They were light on the gadgets in the last 007 movie too. I think all he got was a finger print locked gun and a car.
Lincoln Nelson
Yeah the car chase scene was horrible as well but there was so much potential. But now they gave entirely.
Angel Young
Okay Bond, here are your gadgets for this mission; an iPhone and Discord account.
Charles Lopez
You forgot the tampon
Nicholas Gray
Dilation Another Day
Nolan Fisher
creatively bankrupt hollywood hacks trying to either follow or lead a famously unpopular social trend where literally everyone needs to be black because they're somehow hard done by
Ethan Nguyen
I wonder how that's going turn out for them
Jacob Phillips
i don't wanna go turbo sperg conspiracist here but it feels like its an intentional effort to destroy culturally significant franchises.
people born from now won't gravitate to the old franchises, they'll hear about 'starwars' or 'the lion king', try to go see then, see the new absolute cancer movies and think that was what people were talking about
Levi Kelly
The part of all this bullshit that makes me roll my eyes is the futility.
Like, okay, so now you took American Classic Movie #6 and "re-woke" it so that now every female redhead is a black/indian girl, and every male love interest has brown skin, and you even have the indecency and disrespect for the original creators to simply name your remake the exact same name as the original, in the hopes that maybe the original will be forgotten in favor of yours.
So, has it ever worked? Even once? Has any single one of these "woke" remakes ever completely overshadowed the original? Because to my knowledge, no matter how many reboots they do, or how "woke" they try to make it, they can never recapture the original audience appreciation for the original film. The remakes always, fucking ALWAYS end up falling in the shadow of the original classics, and are either remembered as "now that's more like it! But I didn't like the original either so I probably won't see this again", or, "the original was better".
The absolute best case scenario is that the movie ends up being simply "as good" as the original, but even that lofty goal ended up being just out of reach for even the most popular woke remake.
When will they fucking learn that this is literally a money-losing formula, that, at it's very peak, right now, is at its best more like a money stagnation formula. Who the fuck are these execs/investors listening to that keep saying "This is the year! This time the woke remakes will pull in ALLLLL those HUUUUGE Tumblr profits! We just have to try harder!"
Gavin Perez
Trendy.
It's all your fault. And you know it.
William Harris
I agree.
James Watson
Not my fault, but if your talking about the rainbow colored liberals here in the United States then yeah your absolutely right.
Joseph Ramirez
Maybe if they destroy the old franchises. They'll make more money when they introduce new ones..... hmmm Maybe.
Ryan Sullivan
Hi. Black guy here. WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING THIS SHIT. This is why movies are slowly dying due to liberal faggots who think every thing needs to be black. First the little mermaid, now this shit. I would’ve liked it better if Idris Elba was James Bond or some other British dude.
James Baker
Carter Johnson
They destroyed The Star Wars already. They fucked with GitS beyond cringe. They are going to murder GUNNM.
What else do you want to happen? Everyone out here really Really hating America?
I love USA. I genuinely do. I visit your place from North to South, from East to West every year. I have a fuckton of friends there I absolutely don't want to lose ever. Come on.
Blake Sanders
Remaking the same fucking film again and again has been a long running tradition. In fact, wasn't one of the recent Bond films a remake of a film they already made?
The only difference is that now they put blacks or women or trannies in it because fuck it why not?
The remakes have nearly always been shit long before they started making them woke, so all this does is associates that shit with bad films and ties it up in one tidy package.
Julian Campbell
OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOB MAGOOBO
Idris Elba would have been just as bad fuck you
Benjamin Hughes
Predicting it now
>Near future
>Every nation on Earth has laid out the red carpet for American blacks because somehow American media/marketing and (((they))) have convinced the whole world that black Americans are the most tread-upon, oppressed, attacked, and pitiful group of people on the whole Earth throughout all of history, deserving of every back-pat, hand-out, and first-spot-in-line that every nation can afford
>While everyone on Earth is holding their doors open and laying down their arms and promoting and worshipping Blacks, Blacks are still too busy eating junk food and idolizing/consuming violent-crime-glorifying media to even realize the advantage they have acquired
>The Chinese bust in and steamroll everyone who proved they are too weak to put up a fight or even hold their own borders
>The Chinese take over 80% of the world
>America tries to pull the U RACIST, U PROBLEMATIC, U MISOGNYNISTIC, U BAD card
>China silences them for a change, since America has become the minority
>Everyone not Chinese is now a second-class citizen, with non-Chinese Asians at the very bottom of the ladder
Tyler Parker
Fucking Exactly. He could be his own character. I wish he was Bond.
Brody Gonzalez
Sorry for blaming (you).
Wyatt Thompson
Casino Royale wasn't bad though. Also going to the movies to watch Political correct propaganda is not why I go to the theaters. There's a genre for that stuff. It doesn't need to be put in an action film.
Chase Watson
>"ExCUSE me, I SAID I would like a martini, please."
>"Ah, s-sorry madame, of course. Shaken or stirred?"
>*side-glance and smirk at camera*
>"Sturrd."
>"And this is for miss...?"
>"The name's Bawnd... Jane B-"
And that's the exact moment this movie will go straight into the trash.
Gabriel Torres
No problem
Bentley Baker
Kek
Tyler Jones
I said some other British dude you emu faggot
Elijah Martinez
Idris Elba is cool as bond since he is a MAN.
Because James Bond is a MAN.
Owen Mitchell
I rather her be 007 if it's going to be a woman, it's weird but at least she has style
Colton Butler
Cool