Let's write haikus. I'll begin:

nuh uh the d is silent

I don't have a life
What the fuck I'm doing here, man?
I don't give a fuck

Who wants to try next?
Uh, you don't get to bring friends
Tell me about Bane

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not in NZ accent it doesn't

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It's pronounced exactly like bored

>upside down english

im bored
OF THIS THREAD LMIOA

i wish that my friends
from Jow Forums were still posting here
i know they're busy

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deck

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wait is each line in
a haiku supposed to be
an independent clause jfjfjdj

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>I blue a guy for money

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what

you are a big guy
was getting captured your plan?
what is the next step[

So I went to seafood disco and I pulled a muscle

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neck

PPD

hmm...

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oh okay

I'm a lonely scrub.
>tfw no goth gf
Someone please hug me,

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akari foot sniff
my dick so hard, me horny
cumming on her feet

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The feet make me whole
They revitalize my sole
marry feet , foot life

Haiku threads are gay
OP made a haiku thread
OP is a fag

Arab kid throw rock
Justified usage of force
Then I fuck the corpse

two nukes
werent enough
we need to gas all the japs

Let me fix that for you, my dear מפגר:
Two nukes weren't enough
Bring back the internment camps
Gas all of the Japs

Cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe
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Good day to you, Spain
Could you possibly explain
why you feel disdain

This is just like that
Channel on KoL chat
Only I'm not banned

I do not know haiku
And this is going nowhere, you see
I will an hero myself

So when are you gonna write a Haiku?

Couldn't you simply
Wait for Kim to launch a nuke
At you, my dear gook?

fuck niggers, trannies,
fuck women, chinks and also,
fuck the janitor

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My dear Russian friend
I would hardly recommend
Fucking trannies' ends

Nuke will not be fired
If there is no intervention of israel
Let goyims be goyims geldstein

My hebrew brother,
Don't worry for me, because
I will use a rake

Pepsiflag, come on.
five, seven, five, then you're done
It's not very hard
I see, that seems safe
Just one more question for you:
Which end do you use?

Frivolous question,
Of course I shall utilize
The sharp and wide end

This has been great fun,
however, I think I'm done.
Farewell, everyone.

do you have the downs?
yes indeed i think you do
how you have stumbled..
beautiful haiku i would like 5 internet points please

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fuck this shitty thread
everyone in here should die
don't forget to sage

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nobody pronounces it with two syllables r*ssoid

based

Roses are red but
Violets are gay... it means

OP IS A FAGGOT