Jow Forums seems dead, so lets make this stupid thread
Claim your Jow Forums poster waifu
Dumme threade
Daniel Sanchez
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Connor Walker
i claim the heads of all /b*nt/oids out there
Justin Martinez
all karenposters are gay
Aaron Perez
no
Julian Clark
You're big dummy
Dominic Wilson
*i**y
William Jones
I claim kiwi user.
Gabriel Flores
I want my schizo mentally ill tranny gf korbo
Jackson Miller
Good option i guess.
Not a good option, for sure.
Christian Brown
I claim my wife Ice Cream girl
Kayden Russell
Thats not a poster, you dumb weeb
Parker Flores
Shit post :)
Bentley Rodriguez
He's a dude
Carter Cook
dudes are a valid option here.
Joshua Flores
nz pretty much already is being fostered by the US at the moment, especially after we pissed off china due to fonterra (nz's biggest dairy producer) not meeting the milk quota they were supposed to send them, and also how ardern has damaged our reputation with them
but fuck china anyway. america has a better way of life. so yeah we will be your waifu for laifu
Justin Ross
Be mine shit post uwu
Landon Edwards
But I like Ice Cream
Jaxon Watson
Please remove that rule
no
Landon Martinez
No! and someone want to claim you heh
Lincoln Green
I claim you tsunspain
Benjamin Miller
No.
Isaac Cox
Ok, then I claim tsunspain.
Carson Walker
Yes :3
Now bring that cute face here so I can kiss it
Sebastian Sanchez
hey I claimed him first
sorry you made the rules and I claim you no takebacks
Ryder Peterson
Mason Peterson
Don't start the game if you're not gonna play, idiot.
Jaxson Ward
No!
i dont like mens, and even less if they are mature
Go find some homo who is into that.
Tyler Cooper
What a loser
Asher Adams
What if I look like a maid(boy)?
Michael Cox
pls no
Stay away
Cooper Gomez
There is one kiwi poster I really like.
Hope he likes me back.
Evan Hall
Henry Campbell
i said "someone want to claim you" not "someone claimed you"
There is a difference
Nay, no mature.
Evan Scott
chances are I'm younger than you!
John King
You are not. didnt you said you are 30+?
Gavin Smith
not yet
Ryan Wilson
ENOUGH. Get the fuck away from my bf. I will strip you of your flesh and wear it like a cute dress faggot.
Hudson Ward
abandon thread
Kayden Nguyen
You can never hey away from me ;)
No you're a slut with too many bf's, I just need one uwu
Jace Bailey
>not yet
29 count as 30, dumb boomer
Anyways, im younger than you.
Also:
>You said that you had an hairy butte(so probably a hairy body)
>Bad skin
>probably 0 femenine
and, i dont liek bois, so, thats a no, dont take it personal, ghei roosky boomer
>
Anthony Moore
>29 count as 30, dumb boomer
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>You said that you had an hairy butte
not an issue
>Bad skin
:(
>probably 0 femenine
what are you, a faggot tranny orbiter or something?
Daniel Taylor
I have ZERO bf's and SHIT POST has always been mine. I have his declaration of his love to me bookmarked you johnny come lately piece of shit. Get away from SP. He's always been taken and when he gets a gf I'll go back to being his bro.
Wyatt Brown
>not just killing her
weak
Luis Cooper
>what are you, a faggot tranny orbiter or something?
The hairy boomer seething
You have some chances with other guys, dumb dumb dumb.
Daniel Russell
Seethe more slut, he's will be mine and there's nothing you can do about it. I claimed him already.
Brody Richardson
You don't look that bad desu
Kayden Cooper
b-but other boys don't want me either
how do you know what I look like?
Luis Torres
I claim Flawsey. So I can shout "fuck niggers" as I cum in her.
Elijah Peterson
You posted your face
Joshua Walker
Can't be within prime killing distance to make it extra personal unless they both let their guard down with me around. Then I stash a boot knife before going out to the bar with them and load SP on plenty of cheap beer. When he goes to the bathroom I ambush him and tie him up in the stall. Then I tell his gf we're going to meet SP at another spot. Drive her out to a scummy back alley and stab the shit out of her and dump her body in an open sewer. I'd drive back to the bar to get SP, take him home and brainwash him to forget all of it and finally love me.
Now shut up boomer.
No. He claimed me exactly 1 year, 7 months and 11 days ago to the date faggot. HE BELONGS TO ME.
Now fuck off homo I'll bet you're not even really gay.
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Landon Smith
You had some chances with the leafs.
and more ppl i guess.
But not with me, i dont liek mens.
Xavier Bell
That a year ago means nothing now. Oh hun I am gay trust me. Now run along and go find another BF.
Justin Bailey
I look better nowdays tbqh, though depends on which pic do you think was my face.
Antigay leaf was just abusing me so he could listen to lullabies! I'm not sure who do you mean as other leaf unless you're talking about that sweetie who posts redhead boy but there is no way in hell I would want to ruin his life with myself.
Ryan Ross
The one that looks like you've seen some shit
Noah Turner
i dont know rooksi, maybe someone will claim you, who knows.
but not me
Ayden Cooper
Never shit ass. I've been holding it down with him for over a year. You'll never have him and I'll always be right here.
Dylan Perry
Sounds like you're lying to me. Sorry but his Latin ass is mine.
Ryder Wright
Ask him. The only reason he wouldn't fuck me is because we're bros. Get him drunk enough and he'd break for me. I know his exact type. I know him on a personal level. SP is my eternal bf even if he doesn't want it he knows he already fucked up and has this demon yandere stalking the shit out of him.
It's exactly what he wants. He likes the attention.
Brody Diaz
I claim my-fuckin-self cause I’m the absolute best here, bitchnigger assfaggot
Leo Anderson
Big wrong, im the best here.
But nice move claiming yourslf
Adrian Jones
This shit is too creepy
Gavin Jackson
Lies and dont you have a wife
Landon Bailey
Nah, I’m the best and no Yuropoor is gonna stand up to this
Leo King
>efkgm56N
>fgm56N
>fgm56
>ftm5
>ftm
>f2m
ghei spein poster
Nolan Wilson
a lot of people wants your boipucci
Easton Cox
Damage control with the wife card already? What are you going to do when you're out of arguments? Jesus fuck you're so new I can smell it from here. It's pathetic that you think you can just stroll in here and tell the founders what's up.
Get the fuck
Josiah Harris
ur wife is gay HAHAHA take THAT ONE normie, bet youve never heard that one before!
Jaxon Johnson
BTFO HOW WILL I EVER RECOVER DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Tyler Hill
pls no
Alexander Ramirez
Who you want to claim then or get claimed then?
Bentley Jones
It's not incorrect.
You know that you like it. Look at all these bois who want you u3u
Luke Myers
Seethe more, go back to you harem.
James Brown
All the girl(girl) posters
Anthony Lewis
u wont haha
mister gay normie bro, you have been eternally BTFO by the mere mention of mrs normie hohoho!
Okay I can’t keep this level of shitposting up, it’s hurting my huge brain.
Blake Miller
there are none
Nathan Gomez
It's spooky
Adam Turner
>bringing up my harem
Juan Martinez
No shut up it's true they're girl on the internet
Brayden Myers
Bro you know in all honesty I would let you do fuck all and I'd support you. I've ranted with you, we've cried on each others shoulders and been shitposting forever with each other.
Tbdesu frenpai I'm a little hurt you wouldn't let me claim you to at least protec your manpucci.
Michael Sullivan
>8395446
Now run along to your slut gang.
I can be a girl for you :3
Connor Williams
prove it
Grayson Brooks
i would take this offerAt least its better than getting claimed by the criatura
Bentley Rodriguez
You're unaware of even the recent goings on too? Jesus fuck you must've just blown in with the summerfags. Kys self just passing through.
Juan Rivera
Uhhhhhhhh...
Isaiah Murphy
>The big faggote arrived
Nathan Sullivan
Dis gun be good
Dylan Thompson
No
........I mean do I have to?
No I don't know him that well and he's very obsessive
Yeah but I don't really see you in that light
Daniel Reed
im back in my superior form guys
Elijah Watson
I know dumbass you've already made that very clear. So the alternative claim is better? Well fuck.
Chase Walker
Samuel Powell
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................................................................................
This thread is interesting for sure.
Wrong, the big faggote made this thread.
Carter Hernandez
I don't want any claim, I shouldn't have enter this thread
Lincoln Hernandez
Checked.
Jeremiah Reed
Wrong, the op is the big straight, thats why i havent claimed anyone, you dumb homo.
Jaxon Walker
You gonna make a claim or just uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
Checked but you fucked up and came anyway.
Tyler Walker
I don't know, do you?
Jack Wilson
no
No not really, ***L.
Brandon Sanders
Not even
R i t s u ?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I claim Future.
Let the shitstorm commence.
Justin Garcia
great board
Joshua Martin
Nah, not even cutie ritsu.