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Nordic thread

Discuss nordic countries, nordic posters, and post nordic music.

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Nordic is big dumb

Finland and Iceland are very cool countries and I would like to visit both

why not norway?

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Wow, Nordic Boys look like this? I never knew that.

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are there lots of mountains, interesting culture, and nice people?

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yes~

did you draw that image? why do you keep posting that one specifically?

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Mutt is big dumb

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You seem to have good taste in music.

I don’t know. I didn’t draw it, I just post it because it bugs the shit out of you.

in that case Norway too, especially if it looks as pretty as the photos

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b-but it doesn't bug the shit out of me. thats what makes it so bizarre.

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I'm not that fat bastard

Generals are gay

Does he scare you?

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what makes you wanna visit finland? i love finland but the landscape is mostly flat and filled with woodlands.

should i fear it? is its cursed or something? its just like any other anime trap!

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I think their culture is cool and I have some online friends there that I would like to meet
there's no forests where I am either so it'd be a change of scenery for me

I was kidding with you, it’s just some regular sissyfag trap, I’ll stop trolling you with it.

you have a good taste in buttes at least

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I made this Blotkake for all Norwegian boys

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trannies are bad people
tranny orbiters are even worse
ritsu is a nigger cumdump
finnus are ok
iceland barely goes to this shit board anymore

whats your opinion on me specifically?

Tranny orbiter.

you didn't comment on my cake :(

oh shit sorry, i was looking at it earlier. i don't really like sugary things so i dunno what to say really...

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oh yeah, I forgot you don't have a sweet tooth.

do you like pizza?

not at all

junk food is nasty

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what kind of food do you eat the most?
also do you like berries?

i love berries! i eat whole plant foods mostly.

How hard is it to immigrate to Norway Nordic bros? My great grandfather moved from Norway to burgerland and I hate it here.

i dunno about the immigration part, but learning the language is really really easy for english speakers.

let me guess, you're from the minnesota-north dakota area? what don't you like about it?

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Im actually from Florida and I just dislike everything here , racial tensions are high and everyone lives like a destructive consumerist and hedonistic lifestyle . I feel like Norway is more peaceful with a better sense of community and tradition and morals. No one here looks like me or acts like me.

>racial tensions are high and everyone lives like a destructive consumerist and hedonistic lifestyle
nigga you dumb

if you learn the language there is no reason you shouldn't be able to become a norwegian. we'll let in crazy people from africa who don't even speak english, we wouldn't we let in a norwegian-american who knows the language.

Thank u friend , would you generally recommend any cities or towns to start out in ? My Great Grandfather was from stavanger but I imagine it's changed alot from the 1930's.

I heard Sandnes is nice.

i live in tromso which is super far north. i really like it here but the dialect is weird and the 24 hours of darkness during the winter might be a bit harsh.

ritsu lives near oslo and says its an atrocity. he says its dirty and filled with foreigners and smells like sewer. i haven't been there much so i'm just gonna take his word for it. but the dialect will be easy to understand.

western norway, like stavanger, would probably be your best bet desu. the landscape is really beautiful, i'd send any person looking to "experience" norway there. but the west norwegian dialect is different from the standard east norwegian one. so that might be a bit tricky.

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>Sweden
>white
Fixed

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Not that user, but is the Norwegian bible belt (in the Western part like where user's grandpa was from iirc) doing alright? Or is it really degenerate like the US or the rest of Scandinavia?

Thank u for the advice ! I'm not very wealthy but im still a zoomer so i'm hoping I can get there soon. I was thinking of going as an exchange student but I don't think I have the money , my family is divorced and im living below the poverty line but that wont stop my dreams.

The Laura of wet blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

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