I am about to read pic related for no fucking reason, I'm not even studying for it, it's 820 pages long...

You are mixing up ManuAle with ManuEle, one's a book, the other's a dude

Oh! Now I understand, so Manuele is the man with the boxing gloves on fren?

Also we have wierd surnames, for example mine is quite literally "Flagship" i know a guys that are called "Strong stone", "Bucket", "Archangel", "Freed"

Nope, as far i i can tell from the first page that dude is called Stefano Maniscalo, that literally means "Hands Slipway

Kek, I was just messing with you fren. I'm Italian American, although I regrettably don't know very much Italian. My family comes from the abruzzo region, can you tell me what it's like there fren?

Well i can't tell you much about big cities, since i live in a small village in Lazio, but afaik everything is quiet and comfy here.
Except fo when a football team loses...
People start screaming in the streets, dudes throwing firecrackers at cars, broken bottles, houses on fire, people raiding the convince store before others do, forest fires start appearing everywhere, car bombs start going off...

It's the survival of the fittest...

Do not go out on Sunday nights, unless you want to see your child getting mauled by a stray terrone angered by Higuain...

Sounds like American inner cities on a normal day honestly

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Haha! I already instinctively do this!

>italy
>white