Howdy howdy folks how y'all doing?
Howdy howdy folks how y'all doing?
Thomas Torres
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Leo James
sup nigger
Julian Ortiz
Sup my dude. How you doing?
Jaxon Gonzalez
i'm doing good bumstead, thanks for asking.
how are you doing?
Noah Gomez
are all the attention whores here? can we begin?
Zachary Gray
Pretty good actually. Why so good?
Ayden Anderson
huh?
Henry Reed
because i've felt a weird pain in my back and i got really worried it might be a herniated disc. but i ran some tests on myself and it turned out just to be a weak gluteus medius.
i'm so relieved.
Jackson Sanders
what? these casual conversation threads are really good generally.
Brandon Peterson
sure thing
Ryder Morgan
just browsing the internet listening to the cramps
Aiden Nguyen
Nice! You don't have a bad back yay! It's good you're fine, stay healthy fren! drink plenty if water.
da.
Enjoying yourself?
Jose Foster
considering I'm mostly looking at porn I'd say yes yes I am
Cooper Edwards
Sounds like a pretty good time, make sure you let your pokey snake rest a bit tho lol.
Justin Miller
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Parker Murphy
Why aaa?
Carson Garcia
i ran out of butter
Dylan Gomez
my member never gets a rest he is always at attention
Tyler Harris
oh dang. What where you going to make that needed butter?
my my how lewd!
Landon Barnes
At first I was going to make pasta with it
I then went to make some soup and wanted some bread and butter with it and then realised i have no butter nor soup I wanted
Lincoln Lopez
Yeah everything goin- .....................................................I can come back once you two are done
Liam Foster
hey man it's just the way I am a sex machine that can never get sex
Jace Lewis
Damn that's just a comedy of errors. What will you do now?
Wait no it's not like that.
so how are you?
why not?
Christopher Hill
i had to put a pizza in the oven
i only ate half
Chase Miller
no wait shoot I'm late
Nathaniel Price
why in godsname would you eat half an oven
Levi Morales
What type of pizza?
also you have a point.
Lucas Nelson
because I never leave the house and girls don't even know I exist and when they do I probably creep them out
Gavin Green
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Colton Cox
i have strong teeth
a sweet chilli chicken one
Jacob Stewart
fine sorry if I interrupted anything
Christian Martinez
Well why not venture out and try talking to a lady? maybe make yourself look nice and try being nice.
Perv! why so many lewd folks in this thread!
was it yum?
Zachary Kelly
I'm sorry I don't know what came over me
Usually I'm only a perv in real life
John Bell
>Well why not venture out and try talking to a lady?
dude I have a hard time even asking were the bathroom is I think i tried to flirt with a girl I'd have a panic Attack and even I do pick up a girl it's not like I can take them home
>maybe make yourself look nice and try being nice.
I always try to look good but God put big dark circles under my eyes and red dots all over my face and for my behavior you already know that
and on top of that I don't even know where to meet cute girls my age
Colton Green
you must learn, the way of the ho
dark Japaneses art
Gabriel Phillips
teach me
Landon Myers
Get your bum back here!
Oh it's fine buddy.
*hugs*
just be yourself.
Well just slowly work up the courage or get a wing man, those guys would help you.
Hey a little dark circles never hurt anyone.
Hmm i'm not to sure myself, maybe at the park, movies, bar, mall, idk
Sebastian Edwards
you have to find a sensa
Levi James
aaaAaahhHHHHHHHH
it's too hot, I'm not used to this temperature!
30°C ahhhhhhhh
send help bummy
Samuel Hughes
>wing man
I don't have any I could ask to do that
>maybe at the park, movies, bar, mall, idk
I have no car or money so any place I can't walk to is out of the question
Adrian Garcia
I would bring you down here but it's like 37 c here. Stay inside and drink gallons of water! also if you have fan use, oh and get into cozy shorts.
No money for bus? well what are some places in walking distance?
Jose Ward
no bro I live in a small town in Oklahoma buses don't exist here and I can walk to town but it's like 5 miles and it's so fucking hot
Josiah Richardson
Hunter Reyes
it feels like 36°C apparently so I'm dying
I've been drinking like crazy, but I don't have a fan or AC
only saving grace is I'm near a lake so I've been swimming a lot
how do you burgers deal with this heat ahhhhh
Austin Hall
dude ouch. Wait will fall/winter then begin this plan. Also don't believe all the pick up artist stuff.
How dare you! You shall come here and tell me how the day was!
>no AC
code red code red! Canadian down, send the medical team stat! But actully that's super rough and i've been there.
>how do you burgers deal with this heat ahhhhh
Not all do. But a southern lad like myself can handle it rather well, as long as we have more water then could fill an ocean.
Liam Sanchez
just jumped in the lake again so I'm pretty good
>more water than could fill an ocean
how much do you usually have?
I've had a few glasses I think
Landon Johnson
>Also don't believe all the pick up artist stuff.
then how do I get a girl to like me
Noah Clark
Hudson Barnes
Nice. I can't swim so jumping in lakes is a no go for me.
>how much do you usually have
eh maybe 3 or more.
Those online folks like roosh v give pretty bad advice and say horrible things that 99% of women hate. Just be kind and treat them like a friend, they aren't so different from you or me and treating them with respect works very well.
Why not?
Wyatt Richardson
Kayden Young
How?
Ryder Adams
>3 or more
Il make sure to drink that then
>can't swim
ah, is it just that there's no bodies of water near you?
or just that you never learned?
Elijah Watson
>Just be kind and treat them like a friend,
if I do that they will just see me as a friend a harmless little nice guy they can get them to drive them to Chad's house
>they aren't so different from you or me and treating them with respect works very well.
again women don't like nice guys not saying they like guys who are mean to them or don't respect them but they probably like a guy who can treat them like a woman and not just another friend
but either way I'm fucked because I'm either too nice or a fucking asshole and on top of it I'm not really good looking
Ethan Sanders
Lincoln Allen
I've got many bodies of water near me but I just was never able to learn. I've tried a few times but always fail.
Cute bun! many plans for the weekend?
>if I do that they will just see me as a friend a harmless little nice guy they can get them to drive them to Chad's house
That's fake as fuck news. most girls don't even think about chads, just incles think about them.
>again women don't like nice guys not saying they like guys who are mean to them or don't respect them but they probably like a guy who can treat them like a woman and not just another friend
well yeah treat them like a person, not like some meat.
Prove it!
Ethan Miller
>my my how lewd!
And you posted lewd boy youtube.com
Nathaniel Wright
This was merely stating how lewd someone else is. This prove noting of my lewdness
Xavier Rogers
>always fail
aww, if you're not that hung up about it though then you're fine
>plans
I've been boating, fishing and swimming the whole last week
im done tomorrow so I'm just gonna chillax and play vidya most of the weekend I guess
what about you?
Matthew Brooks
>women don't think about chad
you are wrong ever woman like a attractive alpha male if they say they don't they are lying
>well yeah treat them like a person, not like some meat.
if i do that i'll just be a friend zone beta but if I make my romantic intensions clear I'll be a creep I can't win dude
Camden Edwards
I know you're lewd and you know it to.
THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE!
Adam Adams
>aww, if you're not that hung up about it though then you're fine
Perhaps. Maybe i'll get a friend to reteach me sometime.
Dude that sounds like a cozy time. What games you going to play?
Maybe just playing some games over the weekend.
cute as fric bun gif.
Dude just don't get so hung up about everything. Just try and talk to folks and don't think so hard about the whole beta/alpha stuff because where we get those terms the study was shown to be bad and not a good representation of life. Just try and don't get so hung up on stuff.
I'm no perv! never done a lewd thing in my life, never even thought anything lewd.
Oliver White
I KNOW ALL
I SEE ALL
THE TRUTH HAS REVELED ITSELF!
AGAIN I SAY
THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
Jason Martin
yeah swimming is fun, plus it's exercise!
>what games
probably csgo, bo2 and osu
although I don't know, I think I want to find some new games
any recommendations?
>cute as fric bun
careful, don't let your guard down like this kot ^-^
James Carter
>bro just don't think about facts and basic human nature just talk to people
>bro there is no such thing as a alpha the fact that woman like tall muscular men doesn't mean anything
Ryder Fisher
lol nah. No lewds in this house
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>csgo, bo2 and osu although I don't know,
Good picks. maybe try tf2, though I have a major bias sense i have 1644 hours in the game. You know what i do to find new games? Go to itch.io and do this
1. find a game that interests you.
2. download it
3. click the related games
4. look at that list and see something that interests you
5. repeat steps 1-4 till satisfied
>careful, don't let your guard down like this kot ^-^
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Jaxson Ramirez
Why do you live there then?
Thomas Hughes
Because it is home. actually now that I think about it I'm very unsure when the last super lewd things happened in the home i live in.
>t. only child.
Evan Bennett
Implying they didn’t happen when you were gone
Hunter Bennett
>tf2
thank for reminding me, il sink a few hours into it this weekend
if I get addicted it's your fault!
>itch.io
very smort, good advice
if I need a game for sure Il do this
pic is Monty Python bun irl
Kevin Davis
Truth be told i'd be impressed if they did do it when i was away. They live in separate rooms, though who knows perhaps they get up to some wild things when i'm gone.
How do you do comrade?
>if I get addicted it's your fault!
All to my plan :)
>very smort, good advice
Yeah it works super well and is great for finding odd little indie stuff that you might love.
That's one massive bun :^0
Xavier Young
>live in separate rooms
Unhappy marriage. Imagine the hatefucking o3o
Fine, just waiting for the weekend.
Elijah Hall
>Unhappy marriage.
I wouldn't say that.
>Imagine the hatefucking o3o
Lewd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Fine, just waiting for the weekend.
Enjoying yourself?
Austin Perry
LIES
Lincoln Rivera
how so trips?
Robert Cruz
u big perv
Christopher Bell
How so?
Daniel Ross
u save lewd images
Jose Reyes
Prove it! I don't save lewd things.
Blake Long
Bumstead please, everyone have at least one or two lewd pic saved
Juan Lopez
here
Adrian Morales
You have
A dick pic
Saved
Somewhere
Landon Cook
Well looking at my anime folder I have a few 3. But that's it and they aren't even that lewd, no boobs, butts, or junks just suggestive images.
merely suggestive my good sir. I am no perv.
nani?
Grayson Diaz
You are one pure man
Robert Gonzalez
nope ur big perv
Robert Kelly
perhaps.
Nope you're a bigger perv, you've done lewd things.
Bentley Moore
prove it
Lincoln Price
Owen Powell
Parker White
I don't get it
Adam Hall
Shrug eh?
Ayden James
if you scan the qr it gives proof of your lewdness.
Jason Smith
Why are making me do so much work?
Alexander Richardson
I rarely get to make small puzzles and things. It's fun making things like this that require knowledge of ways to write things, like ciphers are fun!
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Kayden Wood
Why is me being bi lewd?
Daniel Rodriguez
You said you did lewd things! thus you are lewd unlike me who has not done lewd things.
Camden Torres
And yet you look up lewd things.
Hudson Baker
Nope I don't.
Owen Morgan
You did see
Adam Ortiz
Nope I did not go out of my way to find it.
neat drawings you've been posting btw.
Aiden Cruz
>Nope I did not go out of my way to find it.
What do you mean? How else did you find it?
Also thanks