It's Story Time Bant!

You know the game. Collectively we contribute to the story, one sentence at a time, with no consecutive posts. Let's begin...

>I woke up around 10 o'clock in the morning

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>to ash and dust

>And i fall from my bed

>I banged my fucking head on the way down

Then, the phantom of the very same Queen Victoria appeared.

>Masturbated furiously on the spot

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>I swore and took the name of the lord in vain.

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and ejaculated into my mouth

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>Then killed niggers in his name.

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and then based romanian soldiers came through and killed everyone

>And out of fucking nowhere God unleashed a swarm of Niggers to avenge this sin

But this was all a Dream in Fagmark’s head

Then I really woke up around 10 o'clock in the morning

but then you got a backache and died

and proceeded to fuck the ghost of christmas pass in the ass

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