This is a very important post: When should I/you hold a girl's hand in the cinema/theater or on a concert?
>Be me, yesterday 22:00 >Girl I want as gf asks me to go with her on a concert at 22:30 >Drop whatever I was doing to go there with her >We sit together at the concert >We keep exchanging looks >I approach my arm slightly to hers >She does the same >I do it again >She does the same >I do it against >Hands almost touching >I move my arm appart and approach in case she didn't see >Repeat through 30 minutes this
Should I have just held her hand straight forward? Should I have taken other measures such as kissing her unexpectedly? How do you, anons, do to move to the next step with someone you are unsure it is reciprocal?
You were doing good up until you got to the actual hand holding. You got right up to the edge with her then pussied out. She wanted you to hold her hand. She could see you wanted to do it. She probably thinks you're a massive punk bitch now because of this. You were reading her perfectly fine but you were afraid you weren't doing it right and couldn't take the next step when you had it all. Nigga this was some mac shit up until. >I move my arm appart and approach in case she didn't see >Repeat through 30 minutes this That's where you fucked up. You should've just done it. If you think it's time to kiss her then do it. Worst thing that happens is she's like "um user no I'm not ready for that yet". Come on bro you made me cringe so hard at this.
Ayden Fisher
good advice but dont you do gay erps tho
Mason Wood
Dear diary, Today I learned that virgins come in levels. It's obvious that neither me or OP have ever had sex, but he still manages to be a bigger virgin than me, or any other average virgin, as he not only protects his butte and his penor. I've heard some extreme cases where the virgin protects their lips, just in case the succubi suck their virginity through the mouth. But this virgin here even protects his hand virginity. That makes me wonder wether he's abstained from masturbation all his life, afraid of stealing his own hand's virginity.
I only wish I could have his rad virgin wiz powas.
Adam Rogers
where do you think he learns you gotta practise on your bros before moving on to the real women
Benjamin Nguyen
Yes I do. How do you think I know how to be so effective to warrant an emotional response from those who do it with me? Like said. In a way you can use me for practice to see what it's supposed to look like before you try it with a girl. I guarantee you that anyone of my ERP partners would be a mac with a real girl. Actually one of my ERP buddies talks to multiple girls and is a super mac but he's picky.
Exactly, that'a why I asked. I felt so stupid but didn't know how to react. I didn't want mess my chances with her,and could all just been coincidence. I'll take your advice into consideration. Thansk
Jack Gray
>cowboi *internal reee* W-wait what do you do for a living Doc? >maybe in a bit ....a-are you s-s-serious????
>8419786 It's simple, just be a fucking need that instead of doing something useful with his life, until last year when I began using Jow Forums, was locked in his room searching porn
Gavin Cruz
It's how they say: Brosbefore hoes
Carson Williams
I'm working at a car rental agency. My desk is smack in the middle of a hotel reception. I spend all day on Jow Forums, looking busy. >are you serious? sure, but I got too many idiots asking idiot questions currently. maybe when things calm down a lil' bit. I can't really focus on both work and cowbois rigt now...
>I'm working at a car rental agency. Does it pay well or are you paying dents? >I spend all day on Jow Forums, looking busy. Lucky! To think I actually work at work and I work really hard trying to get work for other people to do but they won't >////< >sure Y-you're not s-serious you just want to fuck with me right??? R-right???? >I can't really focus on both work and cowbois rigt now... >cowbois I'M NOT A FUCKING COWBOY LEVER GATS AND RELOLVERS ARE GAY AS FUCK!
>does it pay well or paying dents It pays whatever, but this is my "summer job". The paid alternative of fucking around all day. Got no dents, but my dad does, and kinda needs my help, even if he doesn't want me to help him. >Y-you're not s-serious you just want to fuck with me right??? If you read this line carefully, you'll see that these two thing are not mutally exclusive... ^~^ >I'M NOT A FUCKING COWBOY LEVER GATS AND RELOLVERS ARE GAY AS FUCK! Reeeally, cowboi? Then what should I call you?
>Got no dents, but my dad does, and kinda needs my help, even if he doesn't want me to help him. That's very admirable of you. Your dad probably appreciates it more than he says he does. Do you live with him? >If you read this line carefully, you'll see that these two thing are not mutally exclusive... ^~^ Sh-shut up DUM! W-why would you want to practice with a s-slag like me???? >Reeeally, cowboi? YES LEVER GATS ARE FUCKING GAY AND SO IS WOOD FURNITURE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUH ARMALITE >Then what should I call you? Operator-kun~ The cowboy aesthetic doesn't suit me. I'm more of a 'nam boi but the Iraq and modern operator aesthetics are more suited towards the real me
I prefer long bois when the situation permits but my love is for the average M16 platform. It will and forever be my one true love. She has kept me safe for a long time. What do you prefer Grisly? You are talking really lewd to me afterall
I'm really versatile, tbdesu. I'm happy with anything from a Taurus G2S Slim to a PZR Grom as long as it's maintained properly... Of course, if we're talking about *firearms*, I don't know the first thing.
>PZR Grom W-what? A toob dood? Wut? I am big confuse. >Taurus Grisly pls... >Of course, if we're talking about *firearms*, I don't know the first thing Then how can you name drop all this stuff? Google? Why would you tease me like this? >////
Yeah they're all hastily made innuendos. Cocks. I'm talking about cocks. Big throbbing cocks. Small feminine penises. Yum yum. All dicks are good, as long as they're cleaned and shaved.
>tfw I missed the point entirely because he was using guns I'm sorry grisly I'm autistic X__X Plz into forgive. >as long as they're cleaned and shaved What about....*whispers in your ear* Circumcised dickes?
>I'm autistic Nuuuu it was kinda obscure and I knew you wouldn't get it because we was talking about guns and I still did it T.T" >circumcised penises You mean a good excuse to lube it *extra* well? Oh no, I'll have to spread it all over with my hands, rubbing it so close to my face and sniffing it... Whatever shall I do?
W-well in that situation you might need to lube it using your mouth instead. This is the most efficient option after all. The gentle caress of your tongue gliding across the throbbing shaft stimulates the salivary glands so you get it all nice and moist in your mouth for it to slide into your throat....just saying *looks at you
Running your tongue along the dicke to get it all nice and moist. You can gently wrap your lips around it to get both taste and lovely texture. Appreciate every glorious inch of it.
>Maybe flick the end of my tongue against it's sensitive tip and drain it of all the tasty pre-cum? N-no... >Should I suck on the head for a bit? Yes. You should wrap your lips around the head and swirls your tongue around it to get all the precum that pours off of it.