hello Jow Forums today is penis inspection day. so pull down ur pants get a boner and im gonna measure it. im gonna try my best to not laugh at your size
Hello Jow Forums today is penis inspection day. so pull down ur pants get a boner and im gonna measure it...
how about no?
its very important
But I’m a girl
I refuse
>girl on the internet
you are lying. pull down ur pants and i will measure
How do I get """boner"""?
HMPH fine
get horny
*spits at the Spanish flag*
blegh
Now put it inside your mouth.
get it away from me! this is not what i wanted
Unconsciously you wanted that. Don't deny it.
harassing decent folk like this, shame on you Norway!
I've tried getting "horny" but my penis is now bleeding, what do I do now?
well its a dick of course i wanted it. but its a Spanish one so its blegh!!!!
if ur decent then u have decent size. i have to check if this is true. pull down ur pants!
that doesnt sound right get to a doc!!!
Do you like Anime?
What is the big problem of it being a Spanish one? Don't you like them as well?
No means no, Norway!
yes anime is nice. hentai too.
Spanish are meanies! since im half flip you know. they colonised flipland
discord thread
no way i will let you go
All Iberians are baddies
how about you go burn and i go eat ice cream
*pat pat*
Unrelated but which one is better Coke or Pepsi?
nein
coke! i love coke . bepsi is just blegh
YOU NEVER HAD A CHOICE
ok im not complaining now
>you
hmph
*pat pat*
also whats your size!!!!!!!! i wanna know im curious
Stop spitting to my flag.
eww pervy spain. are u gonna colonise me? nice try but it wont ever happen again.these days peopel can mistake spanish people for mexicans
exactly
maybe you'll know one day. But it will remain a mystery for now
jojo 2 is best jojo in my opinion
HMPH
Off yourself
Same, although i did enjoy 3 very much too but the bromance between JoJo and Caesar made part 2 more enjoyable.
imagine being fucked by jojo
>eww pervy spain
Says the boy who made a thread about penis inspection, you perv... stop projecting
>.these days peopel can mistake spanish people for mexicans
Hmmmm, no, unless you are some kind of retarded who thinks talking spanish = being mexican.
And since you are really dumb, you could be one of those persons.
whatever!!!! ur still a pervy boy i know it
I have a picture of my penis in a Sega Dreamcast controller will that work?
no, bad!
weird. pls post
h-hot
gaespen gaespen gaespen
*ahem*Stop projecting.
not gae not gae not gae
bap bap bap bap bap
okey we are both pervs. what of it?
Sure have fun looking for it you'll have to use a microscope for it though.
bispen bispen bispen
the bepsi...
Everybody here knows you're gay, spain.
lole u have a micronpenis. but ur balls are normal. *faps u off until u cum*
that means all that cum have to go through that tiny hole. is ur wiener gonna explode now?
Nah, only you!
BigStraightSpen BigStraightSpen BigStraightSpen
the *******
gaespen gaespen gaespen
Ssshhh, you are the one who wanna get pounded to hell.
i dont, so you ghei and im not.
sshhhh
my flage is a secrit
don't utter the word starting with a c and ending with an a
dont evn censor it
ever
but a few months ago you said you'd be ok with ritsu pounding you
You like traps therefore you are gay
yes and? its gay to like boys. so that makes u gae to.
>tfw no ritsu gf to smell your crotch
perv
>but a few months ago you said you'd be ok with ritsu pounding you
That never happened, maybe me pounding ritsu, but not ritsu pounding me, thats pretty gay and im not.
Traps are not ghei, therefore im not ghei
If you have a penis, and you like penises, you are gay.
You are the one who wants to smell crotchs.
I'm going to say it
>i would just succ you dry but im not a perv
heh
Rip My Penis 2004-2019
I wouldn't even use you for anyone else except myself though guess its not a loss....
Inspect pls
let's ask ritsu then
SVARTADTSUUU
no
dont
else you're in big trouble
what do you mean 2004...
20.5 centimeters or 8 inches of length fully hard and fully aroused. 17.5 centimeters or 6.8 inches circumference around the shaft, 18 centimeters or 7 inches at my Uncircumcised knob.
I am still pissed with the Spain user claiming his cock was suddenly 8,3 inches. We were both solid 8 inch bros for a good while here. Meh.
omg that gravestone lmao.
pull down ur pants and reveal boner pls. im gonna get the measuring tape
thats really big
There you go
woah thats a big one!!!!!! *records length and girth etc*
What's it say?
Well, yes and no. I'm a heterosexual person yet I don't have a gf due to my work schedules, and I don't like to commit to a girl (woman).
I visit working ladies and pick up whores. I absolutely do not watch porn intentionally to get excited.
I've gone through a genuinely serious depression (while working, I kid you not).
I guess I'm a "low T" in your books.
My dick still fully works, which is nice :DDD
A+
well everyone has struggles. i remember a bottom who had a 17 cm long dick and he was pretty feminine. anyway im glad ur working on stuff even if ur feeling bad. thats admirable
big big gae
I love cock
me too
But r u smooth?
smooth how?
Is your penis smooth like it should be?
he has a smooth tummy
Also a smooth braine
it feels nice and soft when its hard. its probably the smoothest surface on my body.probably of thicc skin there
Ok
He is a cute baka
>thicc
You fatty
Like velvet or like silk?
You are a cool dude. Thanks for support Norja :)
dirty taco penor
i cant comment on this one since this is a blackened one.
im not fat! im almost underweight. i meant nice skin. i already have thicc skin generally but i have thiccer skin on peepee.
like velvet
your welcome
My penis is also smooth and I am thin :3
Now suck it
Yeah same. Feels awesome.
in front of all of these people? what if someone else wants that too!!!!!!
it makes me wanna just stroke it for massage
>what if someone else wants that too!!!!!!
You would love to take care of that requests, i bet
It just worked haha
Now suck it
I need a good fap before I sleep and wake up for work tomorrow...user pls ;_;
FINE! *sucks it until u cum in my mouth* *swallows it*
there u huge perv