>be europoor
>get heatstroke
Be europoor
>be american
>see electricity bill*
>get heart attack
*optional
Good thing healthcare is free
>be western
>can't find virgin girls to marry
>syria
>get blow up by Goldberg
The only people complaining are the pussies who can't take the heat, it's honestly just nice.
>be hungarian
thank god I am not a stinky feet romanian
>be yuropoor
>nannystate LITERALLY dictates the minimum temperature you can set your AC to
Unfathomable. How are yuros so cucked?
>be burger
>Jews own your water
>die of thirst
>be greece
>pay denbts
be not jewish
dont ascend to the kingdom of heaven upon death
>be leaf
>go on trip to Greece
>everyone treats you like a shitskin just because of your flag
The jews dont hog our water! They just poison it with flouride.
europoors be like: this air is too spicy, i'm voting Green party to stop this ahhhhh!
>implying anyone here goes outside
Hahaha amerifats and their stupid gay aircon hahaha they believe the meme.
But it is really fucking hot right now, send help.
>virgin
>marry
Sounds terrible.
>get healtcare
U jelly ?
>have a heart attack
>forced to wait 6 hours for treatment
Wow great healthcare
that's only in america lad
>live in tiny village
>nearby city breaks record village held for 75 years
>be me in little village
>trying to warm up paddling pool in garden
>improvise a heat exchanger using a aquarium pump, hose pipe and a old fishing net pipe (aluminium), copper wire and other metal junk attached to increase surface area.
>mount big ass weed burner/roofing torch
>burn 10kg of propane over pipe while pump circulates water from pool
>be our village
>1 day later
>breaks record city stole returning record to tiny village
>mfw it was me
40,4C
bump
Why do you yuros use a comma instead of a period for decimals?
40.4 looks nicer.
because they're retarded