So I work at home for a call center and I lied saying the internet was out in my neighborhood so I could have the day...

So I work at home for a call center and I lied saying the internet was out in my neighborhood so I could have the day off. They say I need documentation as proof, can anyone help me with some sort of false evidence? My internet is with Comcast and I live in Seguin,Tx.

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dumb fucking nigger maybe plan your own lies better next time when you're getting a real job

Nah, fuck off.
You know how many people would kill to work from home?
You deserve to get fired.

No big loss anyway.
Now you're gonna be forced to do something more productive with your life.

Unplug your router and take a picture of it, say the router's broken

ez

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here go

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that's adorable did you make it yourself
who's a cute belgium! yes u r yes u r

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n-n-no u

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my waifu belgium is VERY cute!

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stop
not cute
scary and handsome

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they all say that until their dicks getting sucked

then they sort of scrunch up their faces and make weird noises

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Lie. Tell them your router unplugged on accident.

tell them you couldn't request or receive the relevant documentation because the internet was down

You were too lazy to go to work AT HOME? If we met in person, we'd probably be good friends.

>guy asking how to lie about having no internet
>meanwhile australia is threatening to suck belgium's cock
It's a beautiful day.

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i'm kind of lonely honestly

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Break an internet cable in your attic. Then call Comcast to come fix it.

Say you're from Mexico, my internet is so slow that I can only browse this site. Fucking hate my country!

oh no now im sad

well don't be sad nerd life's a rollercoaster

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thanks fren. i'll try to keep my chin up.

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This is the answer.

Unironically this. Also make sure to claim, with pride, that you aren't a "computer guy"