Hello friends. I will give a scarce, intangible prize to the person who solves my riddle:

Hello friends. I will give a scarce, intangible prize to the person who solves my riddle:

What is deep and shallow during the day, and tall and short at night?

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I don't care

No BTC for you.

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I got more in the bank to give a fuck desu

Benis :DDD

WRONG.

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Your dick in my butt

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Shadow. Idgaf about prize, I'm out.

INCORRECT.

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Your mood swings. Can I get my weed money now?

That doesn't even make sense.

Your question doesn't make any sense, Obama nigger. Now give me money, I haven't smoked in any weed for 3 weeks.

That's why it's a riddle!

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"Jow Forums shiposter"

also digits

TRY AGAIN.

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/fa/ shitposter
though I doubt they can be deep or tall

Hmmm..


A shadow?

Breaths?

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What the fuck's a tall breath?

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ok, let me actually try this
Waves

The tides

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SLOW

IT'S NOT WATER!

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Well, you made me insult grugposter for nothing.

uuuhhhhbhhh

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my ex boyfriend

You when you come out of your mother's basement. but srsly give us a fooking hint nerd

looking for new one bb?

shut up woman

- Walter B. Jones

My dick is bigger than yours, cunt.

this riddle suxc pp

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a candle