Virgins, state your age

discord phonepisser datamine thread

Are you that one slav in Ireland?

I had a girl squeeze my ass the same night.

I mean I had a humble smile on my face but in the inside I was shitting myself.

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Oh no, that not me.
That guy was confident.

I'm not.

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I hope Russia nuke your country.

okay

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>all these newfag zoomers
Is the average age on every board this low?

THICC

i guess your mom works on nightclubs then

No, please fuck off CIA.

I guess I dodged a bullet

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lol you guys are all such virgins

Well he said he being a slav give him confident.
>tfw no Gaelic redhead qt gf

20 y/o, never been with a dude before

Maria Fernanda for anyone wondering

26 I WANNA BE A WIZARD

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damn, where's my government-issued thicc, womanlet asuka gf?

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27 Or 28 I forget

18 and same but i was too insecure and/or careless

>that pic
thats fucking gross

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18 and same but i was too insecure and/or careless

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u ghei?

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requesting greentext

no i just don't like cosplay sluts

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I'm such autistic trash by now I've started to dab away from opportunities of a lifetime, possibly.

19 years young(not really)

you will respect her thiccness
based wizard

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24 and voluntarily celibate

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Women are degnerates. I wont defile myself with one.

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23 ,waiting till i get married which wont happen

Deje de ser virgen a los 16 a hora tengo 38 a 39 en diciembre

19 I hope I meet a girl who can make me a not virgin

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Why does it matter so much to you, user?

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21, every woman I've never talked to I've called them retarded

20 only becuse i chose to pick a girl with a smoll vagina

24, I fell for muh Catholicism and refused to sleep with past gfs, much regret

10/10

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Oh wait I thought this was just a general bant age thread lol

datamining thread off yourself

21 Y/O virgin cadet reporting for duty.

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Today is actually my birthday, just turned 29. Only one year left before becoming a wizard.
And it's the first birthday in my life that doesn't feel like birthday *at all*. Even in recent years there was at least a little bit of feeling that "well, today's a somewhat special day, after all". This year there's absolutely none at all, just a completely usual day.
No friends to celebrate it with, of course; received a bit of money as gifts from the relatives a week before. That's all.
So yeah, will spend my birthday here. As every other usual day.

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16, still no sex :(

sorry to hear that, user. most of us here can relate. also, happy 29th birthday.

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also, for what it’s worth, you may not have friends irl, but you do here.

your service is appreciated
you still have time

Thank you for congratulations and for giving me that little bit of much needed warmth.
I know I'm not completely alone as long as I have you guys. And for that I am truly grateful.

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Happy birthday Russianon, hope it's a good one.

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happy birthday russian friend

Look on the bright side bro. How impressive would it be to have died an absolute virgin? Pretty damn impressive if you ask me. And if you're that far gone why not go full freakmode?

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All you need is bros, not hoes.

Thank you, thank you so much, friends.
Thank goodness for the existence of the Internet for people to be able to not feel alone even with thousands of kilometers separating them.
>How impressive would it be to have died an absolute virgin?
Yeah, I'm fully on my way to that, it feels like. And I don't have any regrets on that anymore, I've lost them years and years before. So yes, full freakmode had been turned lo-o-ong before today.
It's just that this year has been especially hard for me, and this year's birthday melancholy struck me the hardest.
So again, thank you very much, you all, for brightening up this dark and gloomy birthday.

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Do you have an activity you can completely drown yourself in? Something you can become better at. I've found such things to be great for fending off that creeping melancholy. They also make lonesomeness more than tolerable

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you are very kind, I hope next year lots of people celebrate your birthday with you but at least you have us for now

52f

Lost mine at 17, seeth

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at what point are you considered a virgin again? i haven't had a root i like a year now.

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Well, as for activities that can leave at least something behind them and that someone out there can appreciate, I have translating stuff from English and Japanese, but it doesn't capture me for long, although if I have the mood, I can spend hours not even noticing how fast they fly by.
I'm not that often in that mood though, it's more that games and random videos are what I drown out these hard feelings with.
I got used to complete loneliness years ago, it doesn't bother me much. But sometimes the loneliness reminds of itself like the wave, and, well, it becomes a little bit hard. Not for long, but yeah, a little bit hard. Especially when it's birthday.
Thank you very much. It's just that I strive to repay any kindness that's given to me by those who are kind to me in any way I can, and if I can't, I want to at least show it that I really appreciate it, so that it's not left unanswered.
That's why by every thank you I say I really mean it, and it's just that I'm glad that I can spend my birthday, while being completely alone in reality, with so many people around me.
People who are the same as me. People who can relate, people who can understand.
Thank you all.

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Underaged reported :(((((

Seems like you mostly have it all figured out. Hope you get better, find even more engaging things to do and get that mood more. There's nothing like entering that stream

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Happy birthday

I paid a hooker few weeks ago

F

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moving to wizchan, when?

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15 :3

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MOOOOOODS

Will the hungarian gayposter finally be banned?

OwO
i am 16 want to by my bf?

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21, but I think I could easily lose my virginity if it was a priority. I've got a nice face and decently good form, if not a little short. Just so happens all the things I enjoy doing do not attract people. Animation, artwork, 3D modeling, music. People I already know say "wow ur soooo talented y dont u have a girlfirnd yet?!" Skill really doesn't matter if you're sitting in your room all day doing these things.

I fell in love with a girl once, and we both liked each other a lot. There was a point in my life where I probably could have lost my virginity to her, but I was too wrapped up in things I wanted to do, and didn't even realize I really liked her until she kissed me out of nowhere. It's a long story that ends badly and probably doesn't mean anything to anyone else but me.

Anyways after all that junk I just don't have it in me to try something like that again. I've never felt so much unhappiness in my whole life.

19, looking forward to beating the world record in longest time a man has been a virgin

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He is right btw
thread is full of degenerates and discord thread
> Reee GF
fuck off y'all cünt

had sex recently
doesn't feel all that great
i get more pleasure from my hand, some amateur porn, and a little imagination

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almost 20

happy birthday

Hope I don't get to be as whiney as you when I'm a wizard.

22. not a hugless virgin tho.

based

22, I want to lose my virginity with a girl I really love after marrying her
Happy birthday user

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