Want fap am so horny i wanna go home please

Want fap am so horny i wanna go home please

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okay cool thank you for sharing with the class

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Pls give me ur best planes i want to return back to norgay

come over, I'll take care of it for you

Wew pls my dick is gonna explode im that horny

How is going in our colony?

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just jerked off

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cadtrate self

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Why are you in the Philippines?
Nope, OUR colony, Mr. I lost the Spanish-American War.

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this board went full trash

you wish

I will destroy you. The malls are nie but otherwise its slums and smelly and jungle. Return me back to norway kami sama!!!
I WISH
NOOOO
Retard vacay mom wanted had to join. Also im the tallest one here literally. This country is full of manlets lmao

W00H0 id
youtube.com/watch?v=IuwxZSIS__4

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Just enjoy the sights lmao
>inb4 long-winded post about how there’s nothing to see

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Why you will destroy me?
i bet that you would love get colonized.

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yeah
YES

Its meh. Im not going to tourist spots... yet. Im visiting family and its awkward. One of the flips said i had girly hair in flip like she think i couldnt understand herShut up mexico!

Do you need Ice Cream girl’s smol assistant to comfort you in this shithole?

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Yes pls. Comfort in my pants oh my gah

>Shut up mexico
Thas dumb, its like saying Shut up, philippines.
Both rightfully Spanish territory, my dumb colonized ritsu.
So, shut up, spain!

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Smol assistant is not for sex.

Stop trying to dominate me im not ur bitch boy REEEEEEEEEEEE

But im horny like really a lot

Yeah I imagine it’s awkward when they know you’re gay. And they know, don’t kid yourself on this.

how i feel right now

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Im just messing with you, dumb perv boy, i know that you dont like when i remember you that Philippines was a Spanish colony, nothing sexual, you perv.

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>when I remember you
when I remind* you

Then fap to porn then.

Weird
They probably suspect it but they havent told me directly. My mom def is clueless tho lmao
U made it sexual on purpose i know it!!!!!

I cant flips cant have a place where 1 guy is alone in a room. Its so many people here

Then find a brothel or a fag bathhouse or some other shit.

No, its just your perv mind, you honry beast.

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I dont want aids or STDs nigga
Im sowwy i havent fapped in a week soon

>suspect
Ritsu, let’s tally you up
You are
>feminine boy
>girly hair
>girly face
>don’t do manly stuff like lifting and exercising
>get mistaken for a girl sometimes
And I’m willing to bet you have a feminine/faggy voice and feminine mannerisms on top of all that.
That screams “HOMO” to all but the most clueless. As for your mother, she might just be in hard denial.

I always just go in the nearest public restroom, and quietly jerk off until I cum, then wipe it off with a toilet paper, flush it, and leave. All takes about 6-8 mins and I feel really good after. Try it sometime user.

Then don’t think about sex then and the hornyness will go away. Do you sleep with other people in your room?

isnt that hard, just go to the bathroom or while you take a shower, dumb dumb.

this

Weeeeeelll i cant deny that. I just think my mom is dumb lmao
Thats really weird also im actually in a funeral but flips treat this like a party. Its weird here
Yep with my family
No its weird! Im a priviliges 1 world boy i need my proper stuff

>Im a priviliges 1 world boy i need my proper stuff

What a fancy way to say that you couldnt carry your dildo with you.

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>i need my proper stuff

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REEEE i wish i had one in the first place
Woah hot animu

>I need my proper stuff
Nigger I’m 1st world and I jerk off in the bathroom.

>murica
Doubt

Just beat that smol meat, you dumb "iM a FiRsT wOrLd bOi"

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Grr u didnt have to add in smol but fine.

thats what you get for being a dumb, what are you waiting for? a helping hand? what a dumb.

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Give me a helping hand dumb perv!

Hmmmm, nah?

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Poor ritsu
This is a good test of your resilience