Some old flip lady just kissed my left cheek i want home i hate being here

I didnt grow up to be a flip. I grew up norwegian. Now my retarded mom thinks i can act like a flip when i stand out like a alien here.

show her this thread

can I kiss you on the left cheek?

I wont

Gae

how long till you go back?

Maybe 16 august

thats REALLY long. do you have cousins of your age there? flips are usually very friendly

I have but they are so weird i cant get them. I just wanna return home i dont get them its just fucking awkard for me i hear they keep calling me american when im not

i imagine its more convenient to say american than norwegian. i guess both cultures are real far apart from each other. hang in there

I just want back home... thats all

your mom obviously going to stay in flipland forever now since cost of living is like 1/10th and alimony is the same
get used to it!

If she does i will murder all of my flip family as cruel as i can

>as i can
heh, tough luck, kiddo

SHUT THE FUCK UP IM NOT A PUSSY I CAN WIELD A KNIFE AND SLIT YOUR THROAT. Im so angry i have no time to think about consequenses

you can't even slit your own lole

I dont care

sorry

Its common user. I was raised in Cuckanada but when I return to the Philippines during Christmas, and little kids stuck their hands out expecting me to give them money, I wanted to uppercut them. Just endure user. Endure the Christmas.

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I hate it so much they arent my fucking family. I dont have any family. Last time i talked with them was 5-6 years ago.

That's a trip to philippines my hapa friend. The best course of action is to stay in your current living quarters and jerk off. Only go out for food and go with the most tolerable cousin (one that speaks good english) this is for safety as my gook kind can knife rape you if you are not a local. DO NOT DRINK THE WATER UNLESS ITS BOTTLED. Just eat fried chicken and shit at Jollibee. As soon as you're done, go home and try to survive.

Im literally in suburban jungle area i could be knifed, killed, raped and kidnapped nobody would know. But its where my mom grew up and all that bullshit

Hehe. Get sexually assaulted lil ritsu.

Dumb ritsu

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If someone tried to rape me they wont suspect my fingers going balls deep in their eyes gouging them out

ok i think youre overthinking the dangers waaay to much

Fuck your in the country eh? Well you have Internet, clearly. Watch porn or some shit. Good luck hapa user.

Same blood

You can't make this shit up.

Just calm down and talk as little as possible.
Its not your trip, it's your mother's.
I hope you're not complaining irl.

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Yeah im not really scared i just wanna be home
Yeah if i didnt i would die
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT ITS LIKE TO GO TO A COUNTRY YOU FONT KNOW WITH A FAMILY FULL OF STRANGERS. Everyone keeps looking at me weird i hate being hapa u dong understand a thing you fucktard

I've been in the same situation as you back in 2014 but I had it worse. I had to go with my 2 brothers that where 3 and 4 years old.

The pain of talking to strangers and baby sitting.

Everyone aslo looked weird at me.
But what can you do?

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Niggger im stuck in another country where everyone looks at u like alien expecting u to be rich. Its a slumfilled fuck island. If u had my memory and feels u would know how angry i am

I was in a different country as well.
Granted I went to a second world country.

You're in a third world country.
Just deal with it.
It can't be that bad.

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You dont know anything ignorant potatoe farmer.

Well what's so bad?

The food?
The people?
The nature?
The atmosphere?

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i have a feeling he's gonna say everything

Everything and more

Are you sure you just don't hate yourself.

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Yes it includes me. Hate me user. Its not like i wanna stay alive and everyone hates complainors

I don't hate you.

I just think you're frustrating to work with.

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>YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT ITS LIKE TO GO TO A COUNTRY YOU FONT KNOW WITH A FAMILY FULL OF STRANGERS.
Have you tried talking to them and getting to know them
>Everyone keeps looking at me weird i hate being hapa u dong understand a thing you fucktard
Probably because you're a depressed psychopath.

There's something Epic about this thread and these Fillipino flags. Literally The Return of the Prodigal Son, huh.
I think you guys should make the first "bant meet up" somewhere there if it's possible.

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this and promise you guys will make our little sperg ritsu GOOKED

THanks yes i am indeed a psychopath irish user also it just syddenly came a rainstorm here out of nothibg

You're like a kid.

I wish I could just hold your hand and keep you safe.

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stay there forever

this

it makes this thread even more symbolic and Epicc.

>mfw ritsu chokes me 2 deth

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Your all trash. Thank god i have the oppurtunity funded by the norwegian goverment to be better then all of you. I smile at that thought

If any flip steals his passport and sends it to me I can steal Ritsu's personality.
Pros:
I will find a bf and will never post on Jow Forums
I might repay kindness back
I will appreciate everyone of you
you will have a sex slave for your own enjoyment
Cons:
you will have to dispose of his body once his mind breaks

why are all of ritsu's threads arguments now

Idk

based

I really recommend you to look after the passport.

Im not its my mom. She has the responsibility i have no other choice then to trust her

so look after your mom then.

Agreed

guys
we should all come together and buy a small yacht
then we can sail to the Philipeens and rescue Ritsy and sail back to Norgay

Are you kidding, we've been saving up for a ticket just to end it up like that?! No way, next time it's gonna be Ritsu's Russia trip!

I will put that ticket up your ass

get up to my land first.

It's really nice to visit new countries.
You should be glad to have the ability to for an adventure. It's really fun to visit new countries.

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I don't think they're looking at you like you're an alien, it's more like they're looking at you because they think you're attractive. Here, white = attractive (maybe because most flips are xenophile). Every girls I met here are more likely to be nice with someone who has a light skin color than to those who have brown/black skin color. Also by summer, hurry up and get the fuck out of here, the heat is unbearable.

I heard about the Philippines is filled with sexpats. So I wonder how common are sexpats there?