How do I make the tastiest hamborgers?

how do I make the tastiest hamborgers?
what do I mix with the beef before I smush it into a burg shape?

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le spice

human meat
raw and fresh

le which spices?

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put in pebis

blood

le goode spice

bits of onion & garlic, pepper, salt & rosemary, and optionally a few small pieces of cheese like mozarella is also fun

i don't have any spare human body parts to put in burg
melange?

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yes le goode spice yes

I will kill my rosemary plant and eat it's flesh
oh heck w0Rm id

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in the plant world that would be considered pretty metal

post your borgor

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>Bread
>Cheese
>Salad
>Barbecue sauce
>Mushroom
>Dick cheese
>Get fucked in the ass
>Bread
Now you're done

aagaaaaaa hecc I forgot the egge
the burgs will be ruined

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is this really how the french make their burgers?

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We Austrians take a Semmel and give a Schnitzel in it.

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No that's how (You) will do it, of course. Who would like to eat dick cheese for real ?

weird counrtyrt
gay sexc burgere.....

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That isn't weird this is good!

cume in the meat (it gives it soft and yummy taste) then add garlic salt pepper and bit of dijon mustard best borger ever

if sounds weird
weird country
stay away from my borgers
damn
I have some dijon mustad
I should have done this

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You are weird Korea-San!

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I dont wont shniytzle in my hanbjorgr
groosss eseeewww grossyuck yuckly yuck

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do it next time you are deffinitely missing best thing about this is you always have some some UwU

You MUST eat my schnitzel or i will KILL (you)!

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sex wgith hamburger.....
schnitzl is nice I ate it in Germany and it was nice butb

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