Bant more like you're gay if you read this

Bant more like you're gay if you read this.

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Yes. And?

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This is how gay you are: You drive 15 miles to a goddamn garden so you can walk among flowers with my iced coffee

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Seethe more spit roast

It's never the children like you that go missing

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Jokes on you I don’t even know what that’s implying

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Shut up piss toast

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This ins't a joke, the only joke here is how I came to be HIV positive with out a penis or an asshole.
The only thing you should be shutting is you legs because it smells like you fucked a fish and let it marinade in your juices, you slut.

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Nobody cares bitch most.

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you had to read that to type it gaylord

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Just like you don't care about your marriage, so you fuck around with little boys down in Tijuana. Say hi to Pablo for me, he stills owes me a liver and a child heart.
And you had to suck those dicks to pay your rent. So it seems we're at a impasse.

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You'll never be machismo dick coast.

And you'll never be the failed abortion that you were meant to be, Dickmie.

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no YOU are dickmie

You're never gonna make it limp post.

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Sorry sir~ but I'm straighter than a dick. So there won't be any dicking mie anytime soon.
And you'll never be happy, Mister.

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You'll never be a pj crit dose.

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And you'll never be HIV posit- nvm

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You'll never be straight again.

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And your asshole will never be three sizes small again

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Why you so worried about the size of my asshole faggot?

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Because you'll be shitting in a diapers in your later years and your bald don't add something else on the list, big pooper.

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>implying I have fucked any bois lately
Bruh

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>implying that you don't have a big BBC dildo flopping around your asshole

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>implying I need a dildo and couldn't get a Cute boi to do it for me

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>Cute

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Shut the fuck up shit floats.

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Never, dickmie who thinks he can get any bois at all.

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Also roll

You're a slut

cool

>D****l
Well then I bid you adieu, Mr.dickimie's asshole is bigger than his bank account.

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checked

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yes
>Filename
you are very, baby k.

no you are, d**nyboy

Prove it

you hit on gay boomer australians

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Hearsay, I'd say.
Without any evidence to back up your claim you cannot prove that I am the gay.

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ok homo overlord of Jow Forums

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I've been watching a lot of gay videos as of late. I take on a gay personality for at least a week. So excuse meeeeee if I have a bit of homo-eroticism that are cumming out of my closet and into my mouth.

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inexcusable behavior, I will not allow it

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Blood transfusion?
I’m not a slut for anyone

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>I will not allow it
But it's my body not yours.
Well there was a Trans in the matter.

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you make a fair point d****l

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a trans what exactly

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Now I'm going to watch a gay video, while doing gay thing, as I listen to gay music. I don't see why you're so upset. You call me gay so many times, the moment I went full gay you completely gone mad.
A transsexual blind woman who thinks she's black, who is also a drag king on weekends.
Yes?

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...Chen?

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4chen

What in the akchual fok m8? Are you for real?

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Suck my left nut, you faggot.
You think you know who I am but you're not getting the full picture. :^))))))))))))))
Heh, muda nuda.
youtube.com/watch?v=U6n72eiFJdQ&list=RDZA3OICwdO3E&index=13

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you called me a baby
I had to repay the favor

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WHAT IN TEH AKCHUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING??!!
Did you finally snap and go full dive gay boi? Yo're watching gay videos now? Bro......das gae.
>I take on a gay personality for at least a week
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

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Didn't you know that he was gay? I was sure you knew.

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I ALWAYS knew but I'd just never seen him actually do anything or say anything gay. I figured he was a successful ashamed closet homo. NEVER thought I'd ever see him post anything gay. Like GAY GAY. Like HOMO FAGU SHIET.

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And you're crying like one, that's why you'll be a baby to me, baby K.
Lol I have been watching gay video but that's none of you concern, boomer.
Let's just say I meant a guy and went deep inside his sugar walls.
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No u

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lies and slander, I'm big and strong

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Look at the baby having a temper tantrum

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>Let's just say I meant a guy and went deep inside his sugar walls.
I.
>I have been watching gay video but that's none of you concern, boomer
Just can't even. This is astounding. You both shock and slightly disgust me. After all this time fucking hell m8.

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yare yare
more lies

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>You both shock and slightly disgust me.
Coming from you I'm pure when comes to shit I said. :^))
You can't handle this the gayness. What the true gayness is! You go on about how you're homo and how you'll let any men get into your dirty walls. But when I say some true homo, not that fake homo. You completely lose your mind.
Baby k you know I'm right. You're just hiding from the truth that you're a baby.

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>But when I say some true homo, not that fake homo. You completely lose your mind.
Because you never share that at all. This isn't like you and not your normal behavior. Jesus fuck I didn't know you were this kind of homo. What kind of homo are you even?

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alright old man you win, baby here ama

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I new kind a breed that has swagger and one who is more private of his affairs. A bit more class, I would say. One who love sweet walls and leaves the nuts hanging out. I am the one who doesn't care if it's from a girl or boy. I am the one who walks the line. I AM!
WHO AM I, DICKMIE?
Now I have broken you, now I will build you up into a fine warrior, baby k.
You'll strike fear into men and women.
How was you day?

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You're private about your affairs and don't share with your peers or friends about your bedroom antics. Like a proper respectful homo. Your life isn't revolving around the gay stuff you do.....and you had the audacity to get on me for so long Angel. You are just as bad as me you just hide it.
>WHO AM I, DICKMIE?
An unstoppable destructive force. Look me in the eye and tell me the flesh you've taken lately.

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I'll be the strongest and most fearsome
didn't do much but it was still good, how was yours?

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Yawn
I wish I was more active in here (Wew SP), but I was busy typing up a long post and I’m tired now. Good night and see you later today, you three.

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Guess he's gayer than you after all.
I'm only gay for cute girls with big titties.

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goodnight Chen sleep well

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>Look me in the eye and tell me the flesh you've taken lately.
A big black ass, he had dimples on his ass.
>An unstoppable destructive force.
Damn straight
youtube.com/watch?v=eB741SdHKuI
I had to go to my mum and help here to chop wood, clean up the garden and throw away the waste. Going back tomorrow to some more.
True
Night

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I'm sure your mom is very grateful for all the help
does she need the wood to use as firewood?

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Sleep well. See you tomorrow.

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No but my aunt does though, she has outdoor fireplace. I'm sure she'll use it once the fall comes strolling along with it's chills. ALSO AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SLIPKNOT THIS WEEKEND. FINNA BUY A TOP SHELF DRINK GO NUTS

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super comfy, outdoor fires are illegal here
I'm seeing them Tuesday with best friend and I'm so pumped, this your first Slipknot concert?

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They rarely ever come to my state even THOUGH THEY'RE FROM HERE
>super comfy, outdoor fires are illegal here
Screw it, just buy a fire pit or grill. lol

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>They rarely ever come to my state even THOUGH THEY'RE FROM HERE
Can you blame them? Your state sucks

Don't make me make you come on my tits, faggot.

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You couldn't make me even if you tried.

Try me, bitch

must suck living in a flyover state lel
I could but there's a curfew on fire pits and they take enforcing it very seriously, I'd like to get a grill eventually though

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It's not too bad living on flyover state. We shit tons of jobs.
>I could but there's a curfew on fire pits and they take enforcing it very seriously
Damn that sucks
>I'd like to get a grill eventually though
Cook some Carne asada

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when I drove through all I saw was farmland but I'll take your word for it
I will and it'll be delicious

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yummie and make some ceviche, Frijoles and arroz, with a side Jarrito.

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delicioso, throw in some yuca frita and it's a meal

>yuca frita
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK I GOT A FOOD BONER HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Don't forget about cucumber with spices and lime

mmm yes, and flan and guava pastelitos for dessert
damn now I wish I could get a home cooked meal from my abuela

GOOOOOOOOD I WANT FOOD chile relleno

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am very hungry now, need yummy food

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What do you have in the fridge?

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currently nothing but booze, I won't be at home for a week so I didn't bother getting groceries

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>A big black ass
Disgusting.
>he had dimples on his ass
Hawt but bro why? How did this happen? Dear god you make me sick. Brown on black. Disgusting.
>Damn straight
Absolutely abhorrent. I'm actually losing more and more respect for you. I thought you were better than some homo posting faggot like me. Guess I was wrong. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Here's to you.
*grabs you by your hair and slits your throat*
Pity. Oh well another one down. I'll be taking this. You won't be needing it if you survive.
Enjoy your gay spree homo.

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>yuca frita
I don't know what it is but it sounds like cultural appropriation

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>Sweetie how did you lose weight
>It's called being broke
>Hawt but bro why? How did this happen?
Went out and went to a club, checking out who's down. Black dude walks up to me and I could tell he was down. He gave me the fuck me eyes. So we went back to my place and I buried my mushroom tip in his sweet walls. Face down, ass up and fucking like it was the last day of earth. Sweet dripping and pre dripping on the sheets. And I don't want to go any further. Could get graphic.
>Brown on black. Disgusting.
Nazi jelly lol
>*grabs you by your hair and slits your throat*
Seethe more cause it wasn't you lol
youtube.com/watch?v=a8bhUWQ5lM8
Food of my people

okay I actually wanna try that some time, looks breddy gud

they're yuca fries, a latin american food
I'm already too skinny, I have no weight to lose
normally I eat healthy though I'll buy stuff when I get back

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..........................................I'm gonna pretend I didn't read the rest of that

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Here's more

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Bulk up and be big and strong
:^) yeah boi

I want your pseudospinach pancakes in my mouth

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I will, I already go on hikes and I'm gonna convince my roommate to be my gym buddy

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