Me and my friends BULLYING Austria because he has dumb ideas!

Me and my friends BULLYING Austria because he has dumb ideas!

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Nice, you fucking preto

Calaboca João da Silva não me envergonha na frente dos meus amigos

Argentina = Shithole
Romania = Shithole
Brasil = Shithole
Austria = First world country
Checkmate

Fala meu nome na internet não, desgraça. Vai arranjar amigos de verdade que você é uma vergonha pra senpaiília

Hey m8, you don't talk shit about our country. We can do it ourselves, ok?

Shit I'm surrounded by Romanian supporters

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Almost based but Romania is fagmark so is cringe

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Landlet country bumpkin you can't even speak your own language and use literally ifunny images

V-você quer ser meu amigo de verdade?

What do you mean in i can't speak my own language?
You basil scum can't speak normal portogay

>Ifunny watermark

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Quero. Você é meu amigo agora

Dein Deutsch ist kauzig
Join the nice side

what means kauzig?

Obrigado anônimo!

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Weird or something like that, I'm not sure

What if I don't?

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If you don't join any side nothing happens

Actually, if you refuse, we'll annex your country to our southern region.

Alrighty then, I'll keep watching from the sidelines as usual

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No wait, you took too long to say that!

>austria
>country
pick one

After some discussions we decided to have one more state to export weed

I'm so sorry, my fellow neo-brazilian brother. But it's done.

...

No can do, i just exported 900 kilos of cocaine to Germany
Cross the fucking borders and I will ask Russia to nuke this continent, if I can't have Uruguay no one can have it

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We just sold your cocaine boat to Colombia and our troops are already on your side. Mr Vázquez is high and asked all uruguayans to receive well their new brazillian overlords.

Wait, you can't do that. It's illegal. At least ask to aim at Venezuela.

Let's see how you fare against someone who can steal at the speed of light

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>steal at the speed of light

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We're in Brazil, brother. We can steal however we want, and we're used to it.

No "brother", you're in my turf now

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Are you sure you want to do this?

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Sheeeeeeeeeeeit son, I know nothing about nobody's turf

Eh yeah, just let me make a few calls

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Our friends brought their children

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Brown gf

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Yeah well I brought my childhood friend

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FUCK YOU

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brown gfs don't like anglos!

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Hahahahahahaha suck Austria's cock too see how much the faggot likes it

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I'm not gay my friend

b-but what did I do wrong?

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Everyone in Jow Forums knows his peepee is small, I would be too busy laughing to suck it

You are a small peepee poopyhead with dumb ideas

My peepee is very large you shithole scum

fuck OFFF GOD DAMM IT I HATE YOZ SO MUCH

Are you that retard austrian i talked yesterday with?

It may be large to alpine farmer standards but it's very small
Do you want to join our cause?

>Alpine farmer
HAHA you are FROM A SHITHOLE
SHIT SHIT SHIT

Don’ make fun of Austrians!

Go water your crops or the police will arrest you because you are not being nice with future immigrants
I will change my approach to bullying dumb austrians instead of Austria, thanks for your feedback

IMAGINE THE SMELL OF AUSTRIAN FEET UHHHH
IMAGINE THE SMELL OF ANIME GIRLS

BrasILLia is a shithole haha

I NEED YOUR FEET AUSTRIAN COMMANDER

I can't handle this

I don't want to imagine austrians but anime girls smell pretty good
If it's such a shithole why did a*strians flee to here?

why is everyone so mean in this thread?

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CAN YOU GIVE ME AUSTRIAN FEET???!?

It's called war

Bring the children out of combat!
Komm her mein anime Kind diese bösen Brasilianer wollen dich foltern und benutzen.

fuck you

fick dich auch

>be me
>be you
>1 shot at life
>get colonized by the fucking wrong country
>born as a Brazilian

we were so close from being colonized by a real fucking country but that Portuguese asshole had to stop here, sacanagem cara pqp

Lass diesen Volksgenossen in ruh du Verräter!

why this chringe larp why every thread you make is so chringe please just go away

MORE AUSTRIAN FEET

fick du dich doch

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Antworte auf Deutsch ich kann immer noch nicht glauben das du ein Österreicher bist.
Proxy Faggot

>someone who can steal at the speed of light

Pfft, we'll steal things you never knew you had.

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ich spreche deutsch und habe keinen proxy
also fuck off with your chringe larp just becouse people bully you in school you have to piss us offf

Nicht glaubst ihm!
Conheço seu sentimento, eles podiam pelo menos ter tentado deixar as coisas bonitas ao invés de cagar tudo

THAT IS NOT A ROLE PLAY THAT IS REAL LIVE SIEH DER WARHEIT INS AUGE DU NEGER

>Austrian Commander

kys namefag

I only use that name when i'm in war

no excuses namefag kys

Try more faggot

No excuses, you just got epically btfo. Austrian president said that you are not a commander anymore.

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plase fuck of namefag i have seen you posting so often and its all chringe or blupilled anime shit so lLEAVE

also you are a based guy keep it up brazil

Polish Free Regiment providing support.
Why everyone attacking Austria is a fucking shitskin? (((Coincidence)))?

Alexander van der bellen can suck my big meat

they are all scum

no fuck you too

Why is every red and white flag not even a country?

Poland and Austria exist much longer than the shithole brasil

So I'm here to have my superior Slavic Dong sucked by brown ladybois. Put your back in it, lads!

POLISH FEET IMAGINE THE SMELL

Yes, it'sna smell of victory, you puny race tractor.

The Poland we have nowadays is from 1989 and Austria is from post ww2 too. Brazil was even invited to own a part of Austria because we fought in Italy.

Austria and Poland exist more than 1000 years you scum

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austrian_State_Treaty
Happy 64th birthday

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margraviate_of_Austria
kill your self retard

If that counts, Brasil is 13000 years old

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We have existed as a nation for over 1000 years, much longer as a tribe. We have survived 123 years of not having our own country. Imagine the strength of our spirit. Now shut up and get to it. My cock is not going to suck itself, mud man.

My mom has twice the age of your fake country

Post-colonial science coupled with 87 average IQ in action.

No wonder she so ugly. Imagine the smell...

She is doing great for her age