I wanna browse the vatican secret archives but i can't

i wanna browse the vatican secret archives but i can't

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wear a robe and tape an 8 year old to your dick they won't even second guess it

based

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Come to Rome, marry me, I'll give you citizenship, become a priest, and then you'll do what you have to do, but now gay marriages are illegal so we have to wait, but we all know we're gonna divorce soon after you got the citizenship
Also don't get affectioned to me due to I being extremely hard to deal with

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I've never read a book in my life.


You make me feel embarrassed.

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thats a good idea but there are so many nice people i would like to marry and i don't think the roman catholic church permits polygamy.

interesting how the church allows priests to have homosex with children but not adults huh.

you are a qt and qts don't need brains!

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No no no the Roman Catholic church doesn't permit polygamy nor does permit pedophilia, it's an unfortunate trend amongst priests, but don't worry, they'll burn in hell for their sins (oh and also I don't think we'll necessarily have to kiss nor have sex in the marriage, so I guess I can continue being a virgin)

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That's not a compliment.


You just called me dumb you smug Norwegian.

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i'm gonna become a catholic priest and dicc girls down for jesus.

nooo i think you're actually smart because you go to college. i'm gonna remain and uneducated dummy, which isn't that bad i guess.

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I just wanna nuke Norway to get rid of you but I can't.

Well damn that's quirky I guess

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Going to college doesn't make you smart.


You seem like the type of guy that learns fast

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>i'm gonna become a catholic priest and dicc girls down for jesus.

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hahahahaha its a joe rogan reference in case you two didn't know

youtu.be/JBsRQLoqdyw?t=328

hehe thank you very much. i have very narrow specific interests so i zero in on them really hard. i'm lucky i'm not one of those autistic people who are obsessed with dinosaurs and trains routes.

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Have you read the Holy Bible?

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yes of course! never cover to cover tho.
i've read from the king james version in english and the clementine vulgata in latin. both of them are translations so they're imperfect, but i don't know enough ancient greek and biblical hebrew to read it in its purest form.

don't get me wrong, i'm not a christian tho.
are you a christian?

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I can't believe you actually touched so many books. Lol. You truly are a book worm.

I'm Catholic. I think. I don't know the difference.
I don't believe tho. But sometimes its fun to question how something came from nothing.

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>I'm Catholic. I think. I don't know the difference.
i will gladly explain! its really complicated but basically one of the big reasons for the split between roman catholicism and eastern orthodoxy comes down to culture and especially because the west roman empire spoke latin, and the east spoke greek. so mistranslation also tore rifts between the christians of the east and christians of the west.

the greeks are nowadays orthodox and so are the slavs because church slavonic (what would eventually evolve to the modern slavic languages) was made by greek linguists to spread christianity.

the rest of us in the west became catholics and took our written language from latin, hence i'm writing using the latin alphabet wright now.

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You're so smart.


I bet you have a great personality as well.

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y-you're a sweetie, did you know that?

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UwU
I didnt know that and still don't. Lol.


Why won't you become the next Indiana Jones?

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i would love to! i was actually considering working in a museum as a translator because we have a lot of japanese tourists. my mom offered me a similar job in the past but i declined because it was scary.

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You need training that's all.
You have great potential.
Ever consider finding a job in a big library?

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that would be very nice.
i either wanna do something similar to that or work in a daycare center. i love kids.

do you do any work ever or are you a full time student?

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what you really wanna wanna is to have a good day. remember that. or else.

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Im a full time neet.
Ill be a full time student next month.
Where is everyone?
Recently it's been just me and you..

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oh my fuck its you!

irish fren help me poly keep threatening me over discord with consequences if i don't have a nice day and its scary!

ritsu is in the philippines and isn't on all the time, karen is probably working, hanner is probably with her bf and kalashni i have no idea about.

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I totally agree with polak

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so have you had an luck with bussy/pussy lately

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I haven't talked to anyone in 4 months.


I can't even I'm having anyone anymore.

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I want to browse penis in real life but i can't

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Imagine

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ughuu~ i want milfs!

to you think milfs like martial arts bookbois?

you can browse my penis bby

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What sort of secrets lay inside?

shitty doujins

I bet they do.

Just don't forget ti tip your fedora.

You mean fujoshit

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i dunno thats what i wanna find out

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grrrr i hate that my hobbies make me sound some neckbeardy. its not my fault i got sucked into them!

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Your hobbies are Chad tier


Now good night.
Its late.

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good night my wonderful irish boy

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I'm always watching!!

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