Ok, Im a little gay

Alright Jow Forums, you finally did it. Maybe Im just desperate because I can't get the girls, but..

I was out drinking with some friends last night and a guy who has always been shy around me made a joke about us kissing. I laughed it off, but something about it seemed true. Fast forward to later that night, everyone is leaving to go home. This boy from my school is hanging around me and he reaches around and brushes my ass. I got flustered at first, but he gave me this "oh shit" look and it was kinda cute So we emded up goong to his car and feeling each other up. He gave me a handjob and I liked it..

So you win, you all finally got me Jow Forums, all your gayposting is rubbing off on me. I need a break from this place.

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>implying I have any friends to drink with
>implying I could even get into a bar
>implying I go to school

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didn't read

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Who are you? Stop impersonating me, this is very serious.

>This boy from my school
good one "cowboy". you don't go to school!

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oh there you are.

immediately when i saw the words "from my school" i knew it wasn't you

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Forest, this isn't a joke. I meam obviously we used to before. I think I want him to play with my bum, UwU

oh ya say so?

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WHAT DID YOU SAY BOIIII?
OK YOU FOUND ME OUT YA CUNT
QUIT HAUNTING ME YA DEMON

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You're more gay than me now.


Im officially the most straightest gay poster.

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Don't even try to deny it proxy poster.

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now i don't know if this is the real normie either.

normie doesn't strike me as a guy who would have "sface.jpg" as his filename.

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>now i don't know if this is the real normie either.
What is it to be real, boi? Are you real? Are you quite sure about that? My character is Sally and I wear a mask, keep up with the times ya mong and stop criticizing my mug

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but every other time you have posted that picture it has had the filename "203a5c0ee66f925cec4ddaff17d59ea5.jpg"

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CLEAN UP YOUR FILESYSTEM
nobody got time to be hunting for avatar pics when they could be organized alphabetically. But its cute that you noticed familam

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why are you impersonating our poor cowboy, normie? this is a punishable offence, you know

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Wear your tripcode

Ok, ok, I cant let Mr. Normie take the fall for this. I love him too much, it was me all along. I just got done jacking off to his cute tummy and I felt like being mischievous like senpai himself y'know?

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you're not gay

i knew something was up all along.

are you proud of my detective work?

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Nice
Everyone should submit to gay sexe and abandon their straightness

I see the name fags are in a gay butt sexe thread again.

*Masturbates silently in the corner*

I don’t even know which is worse.
To be cancer
or pretend to be

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UwU gweat detective work. Youre reward is a hug!

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