>be me

>>be me
y/o
>>living in 2003 Saudi Arabia
>>Islam strictly enforced back then
>>Dad decides to search my stuff
>>dumbass me doesn't know shit about computers except the basics we learnt in public school
>>dad finds my porn stash (mainly pics of boobs under shirts, famous celebs, etc, internet censorship didn't let me get actual porn)
>>mfw he beats me until my right hand is broken
>>mfw he deletes everything I had on my computer
>>mfw he signs me up for Saudi boy scouts
>>mfw a 3rd of my summer vacation and most of my freetime is gone until I finish high school
>>mfw I get internet access after high school graduation

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thank god my dad doesnt do that anymore
imagine what he'd do when he find all the gay pictures on my computer

When did we subscribe to your shitty blog posts?
ذنبك على جنبك، يا حمار

Your spine would be broken

i might be kicked out of the house at worst

So you're in your 30s now?

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I thought uae banned Jow Forums

Why did I immediately presume that you're qaseemi

>be boy
>islamic dad finds out i like boobs
>beats me
>sends me to get molested by old men in tents
What the fuck? I thought Arabs discouraged gayness, not enforced it.

>SA
Cringe

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but what happens when no oil to sell and indians to enslave?

>be me
>tell my dad about this twink i can't get over
>user you're actually drunk all of the fucking time and aren't thinking straight
>tfw can't think straight because homo
>tfw you get the tiniest bit more sober and regret telling him about that

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We move to Portugal and beat the shit out of you.

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But no comfy woods to camp out in! What do saudi boynscouts even do?

I loved boy scouts in the US. I went on every camping trip.

>be me
>get beheaded for sorcery and witchcraft

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you only use one > sign
>like this, sand nigger

So whats the plan next,
IRL Jow Forums shenanigans?

nah

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Try veganism, always worked for me

He broke your hand? That makes me sad.

So who gives a shit nigger.
Keep your third world shit to yourselves. Isn't there a jihadichan or something

Wait a minute...that wasnt your jerkin' hand, was it?!?!

Based

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>he says while he posts from a third world little island

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i imagine they camp out in the desert somewhere far from civilization and gaze at the milky way during the night.

Who knows arabs better than us lads?

they dont have 1.0% trans population?

Only because they throw them off buildings. Maybe they'll start doing that here when they get into power.

my parents caught me watching gay porn on balcony and never done a shit, they smirked and walked away

How’s life in Saudi Arabia? I imagine it must be pretty peaceful considering there is no american degeneracy and people live simple lives.

You should commit a suicide bombing before you end up going to hell for man on man sodomy, user.

What type of sorcery and witchcraft in particular?

>Jow Forums shit
Jow Forums is a dead meme and has been a reddit colony since 2015. Gtfo with that faggy bullshit.

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back to cripplechan

I'm surprised the government hasn't banned Jow Forums yet,maybe there's a Jow Forumsard in the ministry of telecommunications.

That's pretty chill of them, but I'd imagine it must feel defeating to get smuggled at by your parents in such an embarrassing moment as a child.

it happened here as well.
Jow Forums was banned then after awhile it was unbanned we are able to browse Jow Forums.
I'm guessing someone from the government might be browsing 4ching or they unban it for more wicked use like spying.

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*Smugged

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