Im so fucking bored and none of my friends talk with me. Present a topic to talk about user pls

Im so fucking bored and none of my friends talk with me. Present a topic to talk about user pls.

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Cocks

Your position as the King of Jow Forums

How do you want to lose your verginity?

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How big is your cock user?
Yes im doing very much for this board without me it would be in ruins most def

To a nice bf who loves me

Do you play magic the gathering, user? Specifically commander?

No i dont also idk what that game even is to be honest

Why are you gei?

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It's a fun card game. It's like yugioh except games typically go for more than one turn. Commander is a casual format in which instead of head to head, it's usually 4 player free for all, and there's politicking involved and lots of big brains. It's fun.
[spoiler]don't play it, I've literally spent thousands of dollars on magic cards.

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Because cocks and prostate orgasms are uwu
>thousands of dollar
Oh god. also i have no irl friends anymore anyway

Would you date a tranner or a trap?

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If he was nice yeah. Tho i prefer being the submissive one

Would you paint your nails and put on eyeliner?

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I would look gae with it probably so no

But you're gei.

Whats the problem?

Would you let me dress you in fluffy sweaters and skinny light blue jeans?

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as gay king of bant will you execute ireland?

Fine. I just dont wanna turn out fugly also yes
Nah he is okey... for now

bad king I will vouch for cowboy after the revolution is completed

You could be my model.


Do you mind if i feel you up?

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Let’s talk about braps.

Cox’s...

>cowboy
Ewww heck no u want a free execution? I can hook it up with my man du30
Im not good looking tho

discord tranner alert

hey
is this dutchbro

Clothes make the man.


How am i a discord tranner? -_-

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hey
is this cute iceland?

Maybe so but im not model material dumdum

no
I'm uhhhhh
well
you talked about a leaf in another thread
I might be him
travelling right now

It's more like hearthstone than Yu-Gi-Oh

are you that leaf....
i have mixed feelings about you :\

You might not be a model but you sure are a twink Hon.

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>trap
Cringe

Whats your taste?

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While you're right. More people played yugioh at some point then hearthstone. Or at least saw the show. It makes it easier to draw a comparison to how those kinds of games look.

Gae

IM SORRY DUTCHBRO
I DIDNT MEAN TO HURT YOU
be my fren pls

Bet he likes vore

Used to play Yu-Gi-Oh in Elementary school with my classmates, while also bullying each other, great times

how long have you been lurking? where you also the iceland from the other thread?

I was happy being friends with you :\

Why do you always have to say gei?

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Wait a leaf here?
Do i know you?
are you coming to visit?

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Cuz u are gae admit it.

No that was me luv

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no I just got here
I'm coming home in a day and a half
I've been lurking gay threads for
ohhhhhh
since we first met I guess
ritsu knows me a bit I guess
no you don't know me
I don't know anyone here

I used to play in tournaments but I wasn't very good. Ended up selling all my cards. Tried getting back into it because I had a group of friends in high school who played. I don't talk to any of them anymore. I think I gave away all my cards.

Then I discovered magic. Honestly, the main reason I've spent so much money on it is because I don't buy singles like you're supposed to. I buy packs and repacks from my LGS and those mystery cubes and stuff because I like finding cool cards I've never heard of before and trying to make use of them in commander.

I'm well aware the mystery cubes are the biggest scam in magic the gathering, but I enjoy the old duel decks they throw in them now. There's a common in one of them that I bought that's worth like $6, so that's something I guess.

I think it's cute not gei.

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join the big brain online legacy gang
who needs money when you have xmage

Ur gonna develop the gae more and more like i did. It goes from cute and cuddling to rough throbbing cocks u kno

WHen do you get back to norway?

I'm scared to play legacy. I once played a commander game against some dude that, his opening hand could have bought a new car.

Dude completely shut the game down by like turn 3, which is absolutely bonkers in commander.

I've been there a year ago, can confirm it, then I discovered other things, and as time went on I began forming this sort of asexuality so I'm pretty much fucked by my own self

No thanks


You don't even have any irl experience.
You just have a desire.

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This. Most of this board is prison gay.

I mean
legacy is kinda like that game 1 sometimes
play blue, win turn 2, or risk dying turn 2
but it's also the most skill intensive format and has some of the coolest decks

cute iceland

ritsu told me he didn't know who i meant ;-;

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That being said, I built an aminatou deck that could win as early as turn 3 if all the stars align. But otherwise turn 4 infinite combo. Turn 6, reliably.
If you let me, I'll end up drawing my whole deck, getting infinite mana, stealing every permanent you have in play or exiling every permanent I don't control. Playing every card in your deck for you and as a bonus, doing infinite damage

Awee hope ur gonna be okey. Right now i just enjoy every position a man can be in lmao
Well yeah but ur a «straight» virgin its just desires

I don't know him that well
plus it's only on d*scord
sounds absolutely ebin
needs more big grizzy though

Wanna know what the combo pieces are?

Thanks for calling me straight.
That's good compliment.

If the moment ever arrives do you think you'll be able to go through it? Have gei sax.

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devoted combo and some kind of mindslaver lock?
or uhhhhhhh
that one new ravnica card that works on exiling and stealing cards
I forget that one though

I just enjoy the feeling of waking up alone in my home because everyone's at work, I've made loneliness somewhat more bearable

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Probably just that it would be awkard with any kid of sex. I have fapped and cummed to dick :3
I hope u become happier. Doesnt sound that great

I think I deleted the account i added you on d*scord...

so dutchbro
how are you feeling
would you enjoy headpats right now?

So for turn 3 win, you go
>Turn 1 land, Sol ring, signet
>Turn 2 land, corpse knight, signet
>Turn 3 play a land, you now have 7 mana and can cast felidar guardian and aminatou. Infinite damage. Without mana ramp, earliest is turn 4.

For fun though, felidar guardian, lumbering battlement, and aminatou go infinite in such a way that any creature with an ETB happens as many times as you want.
>Fblthp, the lost draws you your whole deck
>Sailor of means (random m19 common) generates infinite mana
>Imagine triggering gonti infinite times
>Agent of treachery infinite times
>Or Ashen rider.
>And the aforementioned corpse knight does infinite damage

I've fapped to trap dick.

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kill yourself

It really isn't, but at least I still manage to live and take care of myself for the time being, I gotta wash the dishes now, take care friend, maybe I'll come back later

Aahaha
See u friend

>I have fapped and cummed to dick :3
Online is nothing like IRL.

If i was straight never seen a real vagina and fapped to vagina would that not prove im attracted to vaginas?

Im safe right?

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Approximately how much people from the Philippines actually speak Spanish?
Also do you like dicks in your chicks?

No one is safe.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
inb4 t-tr-traps a-a-aren’t g-gay
Yes because that’s biology.

Safe from who?

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Not many just some few spaniard words in our lang and most chicks here are virgin until marrige i think
Replace vagina with dick. Does it make me not attracted to it then?

tbf you could fap to anything and it doesnt mean much

No I want a hug from the other iceland user :^)

If i fapped to kids it would mean a lot lmao

The gay.
I guess it does.

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;-;
dammit dutchbro
if you keep up this bulli I'm gonna go lurk again

Who is the gay and how do i avoid the gay?

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I'm not bully, im just saying what I feel.

and ur the bully because you weren't fair to me...

You have a point but I mean irl boys are different from eboys

The gay is a gas. It is all around you. It is on you. IT IS IN YOU.
And it stinks of cock musk and sweaty arse.

But those are manly features

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I'm back, how are you doing now?

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I know im not stupid :(
People think im not the real gae... heck even fantasied about my irl frens
Idk im meh

Yes and?

well thats it canada user is gone again :(

Nothing gay with being manly

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canada user?

If you want we can chat on Instagram/discord if you don't wanna vent your emotions here

Its alright idc if people call me straight lmao im still doing what i want

yes the leaf user who is in iceland

Oh, okay, but I mean, if you just wanna add me on Insta/discord just to expand your friendliest I'm more than happy to give you my @

COPE
O
P
E

Oke sure thing. Maybe another time its a hassle to do it in flipland now atm