Friendly reminder that you're not a true American unless

Why hello there fellow white.

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All at the same time?

I'm a truer American than you, in spirit and soul. Bet you wouldn't even defend the Republic if it came down to it.

Also fuck England, I hope you have to suck Belgian dick forever while getting gangraped by Muslims

Sage

>I'm a truer American than you
Your flag begs to differ, bong

it's just a bit of banter, boyos.

You get better shit at Gitmo than the average prison. They even get to play video games.

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Why can't your fellow Americans take a joke?

probably because you hit the nail spot-on.

>No listening to country at least once every weekend
>No having root beer instead of blood in your veins

But I unironcally like all the things I mentioned.

My nip ancestors made a list of things they needed to do to fit in when they emigrated and many of those are on it.

Never got higher than 357 revolver though.

Shit I had a 69 Corvette and was in the Army
All the rest is me though.

Here don't feel left out Nigel

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I wasn’t joking about the Belgian cock, though

Rate my accent bro
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>...unless fought wars of Zion (in expeditionary forces only, army that stays at home doesnt count goy, you have to fight for Israel yourself)
Seems legit.

10/10
literally everyone south of North Carolina sounds like that.

>chevy

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>69 Camaro
68 is a superior model.

Man I guess every American from before the 1980s wasn't a real American

>camaro
*laughs in cadillac*

This is a list of the better things in their country so how did this post get the mutts so seething?

I guess I'm a gommie now according to these prerequisites.
Feels bad

>Cadillac
Still government motors ZOG trash. The Ford Mustang is the white man’s car.

I don't know mate, my intention was to mention things I like about America.

if you don't get killed in a mass shooting, you are not a real American

Kek.

>>You own a .50 Smith and Wesson revolver
Because fuck your wrists.

fact

I’d guess a lot of yank flags are not true Americans. Would explain a lot on this board.

>that selection
Just waterboard me desu

What's the longest you've ever gone without thinking about America? Ten minutes? Five? Less?

>a lot of yank flags are not true Americans
God I wish that was me. Pic related.

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Bout three fiddy

>>You own a .50 Smith and Wesson revolver
nope

>>Have a cowboy hat and boots
nope and nope

>>Drive a 1969 Chevy Camaro
Nope

>>Eat burgers at least 3 times a week
Nope

>>Live in the Bible belt
Nope

>>Drove down route 66 at least once while listening to Ted Nugent, old Metallica, and Motley Crue
Nope

>>Have a flag with the red, white, and blue hanging off a pole on your property
Nope

>>Served in the marines and protected the Republic
Nope.

>>Voted for the Republican ticket
hey, one I did, begrudgingly.

>Otherwise you're a commie gun grabber and should be sent to Guantanamo.

Guess i'm a commie gun grabber, what should I do with all my rocket launchers?

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Nice. Southern accent is best accent.

Says the British man.

>>You own a .50 Smith and Wesson revolver
no but i should before commiefornia bans it
>>Have a cowboy hat and boots
actually kinda ya
>>Drive a 1969 Chevy Camaro
nigga i drive an all american Kawasaki
>>Eat burgers at least 3 times a week
when i love next to innout i do this, otherwise no
>>Live in the Bible belt
lol no
>>Drove down route 66 at least once while listening to Ted Nugent, old Metallica, and Motley Crue
havent but this sounds pretty based
>>Have a flag with the red, white, and blue hanging off a pole on your property
> having property
>>Served in the marines and protected the Republic
i serve in the eternal meme war
>>Voted for the Republican ticket
yes
> voting democrat
Obama was unironically better than McCain and Romney but still terrible. Bush was better than Gore and Kerry

Alright well I guess I'm fine being non-American

>You own a .50 Smith and Wesson revolver
no
>Have a cowboy hat and boots
only people around here who wear that are spics and white people with autism
>Drive a 1969 Chevy Camaro
I drive a 2011 Toyota Yaris
>Eat burgers at least 3 times a week
I might average this
>Live in the Bible belt
Greater NYC Metropolitan Area
>Drove down route 66 at least once while listening to Ted Nugent, old Metallica, and Motley Crue
Nah
>Have a flag with the red, white, and blue hanging off a pole on your property
Nope, if it was it’d be inverted
>Served in the marines and protected the Republic
More like protect Israel
>Voted for the Republican ticket
Yeah I did in 2016 and 2018 and I won’t be voting again. Jews win every time. Literally doesn’t matter, we’re full throttle toward collapse, 10-15 years its all ogre

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The big revolver is a bit of a meme gun. Massive caliber bullets in a pistol are extremely hard to handle.

Aren't these also on the pedo/incest list?

>Greater NYC Metropolitan Area
Get out bro.