Why the Dutch add tje to everything? Finlaantje, Hollaantje, Niggertje etc? :3 Luv Dutch so mutsch :3

"pje" or "tje", depending on what noun it's added to, is used make it diminutive.
Tree -> little tree
Boom -> Boompje

It's like the Germans adding "chen" to a word.

matjes

The submissive ones want it Greek style, are you ready for that?

Matjeschen

Rikkert, houdoe he lileke kut

het is patat

Ok now I understand! YES!

Ok next question, how do you pronounce the g that sounds like distorted r. For example Vereenigde Oostindische Compagnie. That g in vereenigne.

no u

In Afrikaans we add "tjie", "jie" or just "ie". We add these to present something as smaller as usual, so instead of saying small table, or "klein tafel" it would be "tafeltjie".

youtube.com/watch?v=7982L-EWnaA
it's like trying to cough up something stuck in your throat

Go Jeff Dunham and Achmed, that static sound he makes that's how you do it. Learn to roll your r's, girls like that.

With face warts or what?

Hey that's the sound what cat makes when you scratch.

>hey cat say something in dutch, ok: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Greek is a codeword for buttsecks, innocent user.

Maybe it's the Dutch version of 'desu'.

I know, and it's degenerate. I was joking. Greeks have many face warts, if you haven't noticed.

It's amazing seeing this 15th century ship flying the same flag as they are today. I wish my country's flags were more consistent.

>meow meow GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG meow

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One of my exes had a face wart, and always tried to make me kiss and lick that thing during foreplay. Women are disgusting.

haha lolz

Mongool'tjie

Its the dutch version of -let, like manlet cucklet, dicklet, brainlet...see

That flag has orange instead of red though.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince's_Flag#Modern_use
If you use the orange one nowadays you're bound to get some negative reactions from some faggots

Because it sounds cute.

Like "ch" in English. Like other sa user said, "Achmed the dead terrorist"

Did she wash it before or made you do it raw?

Brainletije

Like you have something stuck in your throat and trying to get it loose.

Adolf Hitler was called "Adolf'tjie" when he was little true story

Because it's cute

Same as patronymics in Russian. You would get it from the Tsar himself, so for example you would not be just Igor anymore, you'd be Igor Alexandrovich. Now everyone has a patronymic.

we just down play everything to make it seem like it's no big deal.
stealing your landtje doesn't sound nearly as bad, it's just a little land, no big deal

>We add these to present something as smaller as usual
The word you are looking for is diminutives

Kek. Jesus.

Dolfke

-ke or -tje are used a affectionate diminutive

-ke is more common in Flemish

She washed her cunt more often than her face.

I didn't know about that. I'm glad we're not the only ones with slight color changes over the years.

I was joking to Kraut. Maybe he would been called "Adolftje" I don't know. Flemish and Afrikaans are really similar though. Even more so than Afrikaans and Dutch

Thanks SA, user. Was struggling to find the word

The Dutch had two flags actually, and the Prince Flag often had the orange faded to a more red color, which is why the flag has red nowadays.

Here's the other flag, the States flag. Basically, the Dutch Orangists wanted to centralize the government into the hands of the Stadtholder, while the Statists wanted to decentralize the government into the hands of the provinces.

Orangist scum need to be shot to be honest. The Dutch Royal Family are British puppets.

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I'll never eat Greek yoghurt again...

to think it could've been so great

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:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3

Dolfje Weerwolfje

By the way, why do Finnish spurdo always add fug to a sentence?

wholesom thread

cause they like benis'tje

Niggertje gonna use that one

Wholesometje threadtje

>The Dutch Royal Family are British puppets.
They are German.
And so are the English royals (thanks to Prince William III).

Learn history and our anthem memeflagfag

>niggertje

NIGGERTJE

I dont care what they are they are globalist traitors.

>"mijn grootste held is nelson mandela" (willem v oranje)

Toilet cleanertje

Dutch, Holland, Netherlands?

One of these 3 countries is a Michael Jackson's creation. If you guess which one you get a special gift...

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Only one is a countytje faggottje

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I hate the Dutch so much. The jews of western Europe, blind hatred.

I love dutch women so goddamn much. I've dated 3. Dutch women are BIG. How do I get a pure blooded dutch wife from Dutchland? I've only ever been with women descended from dutch settlers in Canada. Pls halp,,, I will have 6 white children with one if you send her over.

They think it's cute because -tje makes the word diminutive.

Watch out for emutjes

Don't interbreed with our women chink

There are loads of 1st generation Dutch settlers in Canada.
Many Dutch farmers go there (and northern USA) because land is much cheaper.

-Small house

-Klein huis
-Klein huisje
-Huisje

It's all the same.

kankerjoodje

Fuck jantjes

Yea it is used in many words.

So is French Fries called a patatje. What is litteraly a small portion of french fries.

Even when ordering a double portion.

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Same about "ić" of Serbocroatian speaker countries.

Did this flag become red a lot?

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