Suicide methods

What's an easy and painless way of suicide?

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It's either painful and easy, or painless and hard

Fine then, painless and hard

Enlisting

Cant legally in my country

become legal then

I'm not going to wait that long

decapitation with train

Break your nose a few times and then do Aliyah to enlist here. You might bang a few Jewish QT's along the way if you do it through Garin Tzabar

PS: Totally not an IDF recruiter, pay me for for another submarine goy!

Why?

I live in a rural area, no trains nearby

Declaring you are a homosexual in Iran.

climb high-power line and jump down head first

I hate living, school and depression, that stuff

I said painless

High voltage electric poles aren't insulated so if u climb up one and touch the wires with something metallic you'll instantly die

Getting thrown off a tall building will do the job pretty fast.

Literally no power lines are open, there's fences
I cba to deal with getting caught

Not even the tall ones in the middle of the countryside?

I planned to jump off the school but it's too low

probably, but if I can, I wanna die at home

There's also drinking a lot of medicine alcohol which is not the same used for alcoholic drinks and gets precessed differently by your body, making the risks of dying from alcohol poisoning way higher not rlly a painful death but would b disgusting to drink it since as a precaution method they use a chemical tht makes it taste like shit

>tfw its illegal to post suicide method
nanny state

Would drinking too much alcohol in general work?

>permanent solution for a temporary problem

Fucking kek

It would, though you might pass out bf being able to drink enough to die