When was the last time you read the bible?

When was the last time you read the bible?

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Like half aa year ago.
It was about Exdous.
What made me bother to even read the bible was my Christian friend.
I told him to promise me not to get mad if you read something that conflict with your belief in the quran and I won't get mad at him if I found something disagreeable in the bible.
He got mad at me because he found verses that conflict with his Christian views. Even though the verses he told me about pretty much describes the same God from the old testament.

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i got an audiobook online of the book of enoch like 6 years ago. is that even in the bible?

giants roamed the earth and people lived hundreds of years before the flood and angels are lovecraft tier monsters

actually the old testament was so much cooler than the shitty new one.

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>i got an audiobook online of the book of enoch like 6 years ago. is that even in the bible?
most christians don't believe it

but I kind of do

hell if I remember,maybe even plus 10 years ago,I hate the bible,religion is such a big fucking scam and it ruins people's lives and relationships just for some pedophiles to enjoy sitting their asses on some sofa and tell people to do shit,who the fuck are you?go home old man,popes belong to history.Maybe my grandparents would get along better if the fucking bible didn't exist,I don't judge too heavily people who believe in it but I still hate hearing "what you have to do",it's a dumbass cult of people just waiting for their deaths or some judgement day

One year ago, for mocking it with a friend, good times. I do not regret what i've done.

>but I kind of do
i don't it was more out of interest

tiers of angels is really interesting what i don't like about modern christianity is all of the cool but unbelievable shit is removed for credibility's sake or something

as a devout jew im obliged to read the bible at every sabbath till dawn

I rode it entirely with 13 years old.

do you english

yesterday

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kike tales from the desert for the goyim

Been a while man

It's not Canon in most Christian denominations but it's still an interesting read never the less.

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Korbo Korbo Korbo
*tips fedora*

People have always been like that. Hell the bible is full of stories like that. We aren't coming on the end times because of your Jewy death cult. We are always in the endtimes. One good virus could have killed us all 100 years ago and still can. Solar flares, meteors, whatever really.

One of the first things the Bible says
is that Yahweh wants the blood of lambs (Abel's sacrifices)
which means Yahweh is a bloodthirsty, vampiric, parasitic, predatorial entity.

Cain is a God compared to all other biblical figures especially god
because he could live off the land itself like Henry David Thoreau, a gentleman, did
without using others which is the only thing men are good at.
The Abrahamic god can't be God if he demands you to spill innocent blood for him.
"Sacrificing" innocent beings that never killed is wrong.
It only puts more blood on your hands ADDS TO YOUR LIST OF SINS.
You can't wash blood off your hands with more blood.
Your Bible blew any hope for legitimacy right off the bat
when it told you to wash blood off your hands with more blood (sacrifices).

Last time I was fucking a nigger

Never read it but believing in God is cool

Like 5 years ago. I threw it into the trash

Holy shit based

Wednesday

I genuinely think I have never in my life paid
any attention to religious texts of any kind.

I actually had to think about this. Yeah, never.

i dont know man lamb meat is pretty great

well after shooting some local muflon bulls I can tell you Really Really Want to clear your way wide open into the skin at first, before even thinking of cleaning up your game.

Yes a well prepared wild sheep gives a chance for unique and delicious cooking. Been there done that with my Sako rifle.

Salt in relative moderation, garlic cloves and rosemary in abundance.
Cook an entire leg cut in two in a casserole, use a pint of dark stout as a stock.
You won't be sorry.

Tilling the land like Cain did is the only righteous way to survive.

>devout jew
>on 4chins
kek

retarded vegan
shut the fuck up and start sacrificing more lambs goim

you aren't allowed to eat sacrificed animals

Sex is retarded.

gender needs to go

Rape, fucking things up, is the only thing men do well.

Men are parasitic users of others.

buh don't be coming at me with all that misandry

If predators were killed off their prey would still survive.

You say they would proliferate, eat up all the vegetation, and starve
ONLY BECAUSE males predators of their own species won't stop raping them.

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